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Impy and the Yips; sing along
Impy and the Yips
(sung to the tune of Bennie and The Jets) Hey Imp, man you are pathetic Erectile dysfunction Could it be you're diabetic? ASA is laughing AT you You pilot clown Chuck Yeager's flying masturbator Never leaves the ground. Say, Gary and Kevin, shall we write your quips? Cause you're so worn out, Impy and the Yips Oh but you're weak and you're tractable With Impy as your flaccid Queen He's got a disorder, a mental blur Does all his flying on a trampoline Ohhhh, Impy and the Yips Hey Imps, find another hobby Trolling sharks with trout line Got you gaffed by Captain Bobby While you still can, better move yourselves along Where you have a fighting chance to win And not end up in a song. Impy, Impy, Impy, Impy and the Yips Impy, Simpy, Limpy, Gimpy, Wimpy, Blimpy, Skimpy and the Yips Yeahhhh, Impy and the Yips Scout |
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Impy and the Yips; sing along
Hey Taddy,
We gotta tap into this guy for the next one. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Impy and the Yips; sing along
katysails wrote:
Hey Taddy, We gotta tap into this guy for the next one. -- I'm on the case already, yet. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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Impy and the Yips; sing along
"katysails" wrote in news:bhd58m$vvjhs$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de: Hey Taddy, We gotta tap into this guy for the next one. Yeh, he's a regular paul simon, he is. Bertie |
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Impy and the Yips; sing along
Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole git zome nu meterial.
And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? hez a reel smurt wun 2. yr fren, Popeye Bertie the Bunyip Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwha h! Bertie |
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Impy and the Yips; sing along
On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Popeye: Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie! git zome nu meterial. Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it? And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up. zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? I demand the inclusion of my full name next time. hez a reel smurt wun 2. Tnx. yr fren, Popeye Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave. -- PJR :-) mhm34x8 |
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Impy and the Yips; sing along
Peter J Ross wrote in
: On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Popeye: Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie! git zome nu meterial. Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it? And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up. I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays? zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? I demand the inclusion of my full name next time. hez a reel smurt wun 2. Tnx. yr fren, Popeye Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave. Yes, Oh the shame! the shame! Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed. Oh well, everyone needs a hobby. Bertei |
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Impy and the Yips; sing along
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:08:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip: Peter J Ross wrote in : On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from Popeye: Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie! git zome nu meterial. Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it? And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up. I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays? Well, we can't *both* be Kevin. It would be confusing, and we certaainly don't want to confuse anybody, do we? I'll ask the cabal for a ruling. zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? I demand the inclusion of my full name next time. hez a reel smurt wun 2. Tnx. yr fren, Popeye Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave. Yes, Oh the shame! the shame! Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed. Oh well, everyone needs a hobby. I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them. -- PJR :-) mhm34x8 |
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