On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:08:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?

Well, we can't *both* be Kevin. It would be confusing, and we
certaainly don't want to confuse anybody, do we? I'll ask the cabal
for a ruling.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.

I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Try Overproof Rum there PJ..... it can't make you any dumber... but at
least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you need both
in a hurry!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
| how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:08:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?

Well, we can't *both* be Kevin. It would be confusing, and we
certaainly don't want to confuse anybody, do we? I'll ask the cabal
for a ruling.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.

I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.


they're the masters. Watch them work and learn.

Bertie

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Try Overproof Rum there PJ..... it can't make you any dumber... but
at least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you
need both in a hurry!


why?

bertie

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
13:11:23 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

Try Overproof Rum there PJ.....

Are you paying?

I'm more of a BGA person myself. Half of one of those little Schweppes
bottles of Canada Dry added to a double cognac. Heaven!

it can't make you any dumber... but at
least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you need both
in a hurry!

Please don't flame me so effectively. I'm of a nervous disposition.


CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
| how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:32:47 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Try Overproof Rum there PJ..... it can't make you any dumber... but
at least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you
need both in a hurry!


why?

They never answer questions, so why ask?
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:15:20 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:08:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?

Well, we can't *both* be Kevin. It would be confusing, and we
certaainly don't want to confuse anybody, do we? I'll ask the cabal
for a ruling.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.

I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.


they're the masters. Watch them work and learn.

They're Zen teachers. They demonstrate the sound of one mouth
flapping.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Heh... you want answers.... send me a check. I'll answer when the funds
clear.... I promise.

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| They never answer questions, so why ask?

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Are you paying?

Heh... I'm short on cash right now... but you know I would if I was flush

|
| I'm more of a BGA person myself. Half of one of those little Schweppes
| bottles of Canada Dry added to a double cognac. Heaven!

Sounds like a lady's drink to me... then again I'm not surprised.


| Please don't flame me so effectively. I'm of a nervous disposition.

See... the Overproof Rum will cure that in a hurry. Next time you are in the
liquor store... ask the nice man where they keep the Real Men's Booze.

CM

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:08:58 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| They never answer questions, so why ask?

Heh...

No, you're *not* funny, so there's no reason for this "heh".

you want answers....

If I wanted sailing-related answers, this would be the last place I'd
choose to ask.

send me a check. I'll answer when the funds
clear.... I promise.

Would a banker's draft from The House Of Bunyip suffice?

GUVF VF GBB SHPXVAT RNFL!!!!!!!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!