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Bertie the Bunyip

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Impy and the Yips; sing along

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Impy and the Yips
(sung to the tune of Bennie and The Jets)

Hey Imp, man you are pathetic
Erectile dysfunction
Could it be you're diabetic?

Maybe.

ASA is laughing AT you
You pilot clown
Chuck Yeager's flying masturbator
Never leaves the ground.

Maybe.

Say, Gary and Kevin, shall we write your quips?
Cause you're so worn out, Impy and the Yips
Oh but you're weak and you're tractable
With Impy as your flaccid Queen
He's got a disorder, a mental blur
Does all his flying on a trampoline
Ohhhh, Impy and the Yips

Hey Imps, find another hobby
Trolling sharks with trout line
Got you gaffed by Captain Bobby
While you still can, better move yourselves along
Where you have a fighting chance to win
And not end up in a song.

Impy, Impy, Impy, Impy and the Yips
Impy, Simpy, Limpy, Gimpy, Wimpy, Blimpy, Skimpy and the Yips
Yeahhhh, Impy and the Yips

Yeah, I'm pathetic.

Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwha h!

Bertie

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