On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:49:24 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Let me know if you ever want me to introduce you to Mr Clue.

oh Oh.... let me guess.... does he drink like a girl??

He even ****s like a girl.

Are you *sure* you don't want to meet him?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Err-r-r-r.... not really! I mean if you guys really like each other it's
fine by me.

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:49:24 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | Let me know if you ever want me to introduce you to Mr Clue.
|
| oh Oh.... let me guess.... does he drink like a girl??
|
| He even ****s like a girl.
|
| Are you *sure* you don't want to meet him?
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8

Hold on there Fartingmor.... you're a Yank... you aren't worthy to lick the
soles of my boots when it comes to drinking. So grab your bottle of Mount
Gay and go sit in the corner.

The frickin' nerve....

CM

"Horvath" wrote in message
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| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 12:49:17 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote this crap:
|
| Heh... it's a Sale. 10% off all Humour. One day only.
|
| If I learned anything recently... it's that 1/4 bottle of Overproof Rum
| won't be enough if you have a liter of coke and 3 limes. Buck Up there
| PJ... you're sounding narcoleptic.
|
| You waste your rum on coke? You disgust me.
|
|
|
|
| Ave Imperator Bush!
| Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 23:40:30 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Err-r-r-r.... not really! I mean if you guys really like each other it's
fine by me.

m00ron aches just like a woman
And he takes just like a woman
And he makes love just like a woman
But he breaks just like a little k00k.

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:49:24 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | Let me know if you ever want me to introduce you to Mr Clue.
|
| oh Oh.... let me guess.... does he drink like a girl??
|
| He even ****s like a girl.
|
| Are you *sure* you don't want to meet him?
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross wrote in
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alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:37:47 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

The only photos I have are on the webshots site.... I thought for sure I
posted the URL. In any case... here it is again for those that missed it.

http://community.webshots.com/user/overproof

I'll try to load up some photos of me

Mmmm.... kookpix!


Get the ol' paintshop fired up!

Bertie

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
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"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Let me know if you ever want me to introduce you to Mr Clue.


oh Oh.... let me guess.... does he drink like a girl??


Ooow! Burn.

Asshole.

berti

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 23:40:30 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Err-r-r-r.... not really! I mean if you guys really like each other it's
fine by me.

m00ron aches just like a woman
And he takes just like a woman
And he makes love just like a woman
But he breaks just like a little k00k.

And it's a hard
And it's a hard
And it's a hard
And it's a hard
And it's a hard lame gonna fall.

Bertie

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
. ..
| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:49:24 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| | Let me know if you ever want me to introduce you to Mr Clue.
|
| oh Oh.... let me guess.... does he drink like a girl??
|
| He even ****s like a girl.
|
| Are you *sure* you don't want to meet him?
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since 14 Aug 2003 16:12:28
GMT, when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:12:41 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 09:33:39 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt.
Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ATM, everywhere I look on Usenet I'm finding more and more idiots.

Try removing the mirror from the monitor.....

That was almost 10% of the way to being clever. You've learned a lot
recently.

Yes, on the one hand,. I'm quite proud of them, on the other, though,
I did think they'd be a bit furhter along.

I don't think they'll be ready for the next stage until they've posted
an official killfile list.

Yes, and the usual flurry of warnings to disgusted newbies.
Yes, and suggestions that the group ought to be moderated.
Yes, and the urgent e-mails between them urging them no tto respond.

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since 14 Aug 2003 16:13:20
GMT, when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Heh... it's a Sale. 10% off all Humour. One day only.

If I learned anything recently... it's that 1/4 bottle of Overproof
Rum won't be enough if you have a liter of coke and 3 limes. Buck
Up there PJ... you're sounding narcoleptic.


Well, you guys are fairly boring, but you do have your moments.

It's their half-hours that send me to sleep.


Agreed. I play wiht the Vjikings in between times to kep myself awake.

Bertie

Peter J Ross wrote in
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alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:35:31 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated.
That hurts!

Of course we appreciate you.

You're the only one stupid enough to still talk to us.

Not quite. A couple of other morons were talking to me earlier, and I
hadn't even morphed.

[getting a throwaway account with a decent news server takes time]

Arn't you afrain the others will shun you?

They all seem to shun each other most of the time. It's not what you'd
call a *loyal* newsgroup.

Ah, of course, you've realised that the only way to rid ASA of the
bunyip is to confront me head on, humiliate me and then laugh as I go
slinking out with my tails (yes plural) between my legs.

Good plan.

It's worked so often before.

Yes, I've been humiliated more times than I've had hot dinners. Chased out
of newsgoups everywhere.


It works on me too. I've been spanked out of all the newsgroups I'm
still posting to.

Yes, it's a cross we must bear, unfortunately.

Though I must admit, it is slightly better than the shun the bunyip
plan!

They haven't tried *exorcising* the bunyip yet, have they?

Snort! You laugh, but the vjikings over in alt.relgion.asatru actually put
a couple of curses on me. No ****!

Hey, maybe Mooron is the fullfilment of the one where they said I would
yawn to death.


Bertie