Peter J Ross wrote in
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alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:35:31 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
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Excellent.... for a second there I thought I wasn't appreciated.
That hurts!

Of course we appreciate you.

You're the only one stupid enough to still talk to us.

Not quite. A couple of other morons were talking to me earlier, and I
hadn't even morphed.

[getting a throwaway account with a decent news server takes time]

Arn't you afrain the others will shun you?

They all seem to shun each other most of the time. It's not what you'd
call a *loyal* newsgroup.

Ah, of course, you've realised that the only way to rid ASA of the
bunyip is to confront me head on, humiliate me and then laugh as I go
slinking out with my tails (yes plural) between my legs.

Good plan.

It's worked so often before.

Yes, I've been humiliated more times than I've had hot dinners. Chased out
of newsgoups everywhere.


It works on me too. I've been spanked out of all the newsgroups I'm
still posting to.

Yes, it's a cross we must bear, unfortunately.

Though I must admit, it is slightly better than the shun the bunyip
plan!

They haven't tried *exorcising* the bunyip yet, have they?

Snort! You laugh, but the vjikings over in alt.relgion.asatru actually put
a couple of curses on me. No ****!

Hey, maybe Mooron is the fullfilment of the one where they said I would
yawn to death.


Bertie