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Gary L. Burnore
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
: Nav, he's only got one life, a pathetic, useless existence, but it's better than the alternative. what, spendning an eternity here? noooooooooooooooooo! Oh second thought.... But, no matter, he's just a guy who keeps trying to get it up for his mom and keeps failing to do so. Yeah. Bertei "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... Didn't do too well with the typing on the last post Pet. And you complain about a typo from me? Why not end it, you know you life isn't getting any better? Cheers MC Peter J Ross wrote: Oooh look! I can top post toooo!!! On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 21:21:19 -0700, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Jonathan Ganz: Not true. His mom would miss his feeble attempt to impregnate her. "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I've met some real losers, but you must be one of the biggest. Imagine a whole life ahead with no prospects at all. Why don't you end it all now? No one will miss you at all. Cheers MC Peter J Ross wrote: You really woudn't want to feel my horny hand spanking your soft little bottom, tough guy. |
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Gary L. Burnore
The_navigator© wrote in
: I think they dance beautifully for me. Although I only seem to be able to get 4 spins before the poor creatures retire to their wanking chariots. I hope you like my choreography! snort. this the best you can do? Bertei Cheers MC Scout wrote: Sadly this is true. We can't have them feeling badly about themselves, so graduate high school they must. I see this same behavior in my students, particularly the emotionally troubled children. They can be quite clever with technology (e.g., a computer), because no social skills are necessary. However, when forced to sustain a logical debate, or even friendly discussion, they tend to fall apart quickly, resorting to such low-brow activities as mom insults, foul language, threats, and all variations of homophobic name calling. We can only hope their guidance counselors are astute enough to hear their cries for help. Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote year by year, it's easier and easier "to sashay under the ever-rising academic limbo bar". |
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Gary L. Burnore
You've done wonders with the little material there was to work with. But
I'm afraid you've overworked them. So, when you have the time, please read the eulogy I've posted in their honor. Scout in message ... I think they dance beautifully for me. Although I only seem to be able to get 4 spins before the poor creatures retire to their wanking chariots. I hope you like my choreography! |
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Gary L. Burnore
"Scout" wrote in
news You've done wonders with the little material there was to work with. But I'm afraid you've overworked them. So, when you have the time, please read the eulogy I've posted in their honor. OK. Scout in message ... I think they dance beautifully for me. Although I only seem to be able to get 4 spins before the poor creatures retire to their wanking chariots. I hope you like my choreography! |
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Gary L. Burnore
Sorry, just getting a bit muddled with the cutoff point (it's
been sooooo long since I took a tunicate apart with my flensing spear). P l e a s e don't tell any of my former students of that taxonomic slipup, they'll rise from their wheelchairs and wheeze at me. FT Peter Wiley wrote: Come on, Taddy. A tunicate has a notochord. Trust me. Other than that, you're pretty spot on. They stay in one place, they're bottom feeders sucking up the detritus of the ocean and what small amount of spine they started with has atrophied. They're creatures of pure reflex. Prod them and they shrink in on themselves, emitting a stream of processed water. I point out their reflex reactions to Nav as evidence in support. Twitch squirt, twitch squirt is all they do. The real pity is that they can't come to terms with their own inadequacies. The other thing we use tunicates for, of course, is........... bait. Here they're dual purpose - both baited and bait. We wait with bated breath for their next stumbling reply. Will it be a coherent sentence? Will it comprise more than 3 words? Can they rise above obscenities to witty and original insult? One doubts it. They set low standards, and consistently fail to meet them. On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 15:17:53 +0930, Flying Tadpole wrote: I think you and Peter Wiley are defaming the invertebrata, now. OTOH the x-posts do clearly possess an enteron, for their intake and output obviously ome from the same orifice,so we can't shove them _too_ far down the scale. i think the medusoid model, where the mouth and oral tentacles are placed adjoing the testes, is probably close. Flying Tadpole A creature with true backbone The navigator© wrote: Wonder indeed, accord is definitely lacking. Perhaps an elasmobranch? Cheers MC Flying Tadpole wrote: Nonsense MC! THere's not even any _sign_ of a brow. Does it even have a notochord, is what I'm wondering... FT The navigator© wrote: Highbrow wig for a low brow? Cheers MC Flying Tadpole wrote: Scout wrote: K. A. Cannon, by association, defiles the good name of Friedrich Nietzsche with this telling gem: Hi!! Can I **** your mom? You realise that the poor child probably watched A Fish Called Wanda and thought the armpitting and Nietzsche-quoting bits were heroic? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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Gary L. Burnore
Flying Tadpole wrote in
: Sorry, just getting a bit muddled with the cutoff point (it's been sooooo long since I took a tunicate apart with my flensing spear). P l e a s e don't tell any of my former students of that taxonomic slipup, they'll rise from their wheelchairs and wheeze at me. mmm hmm. Bertie |
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Gary L. Burnore
The Cappys Master wrote: On Fri, 08 Aug 2003 18:12:10 +0930, Flying Tadpole wrote: Sorry, just getting a bit muddled with the cutoff point (it's been sooooo long since I took a tunicate apart with my flensing spear). P l e a s e don't tell any of my former students of that taxonomic slipup, they'll rise from their wheelchairs and wheeze at me. FT Hmmm and I thought Bubbles was the only nutter. Look, Crappy Master, get a basic zoology text book and a dictionary, sit down, read and LEARN the difference between "tunicate" and "fornicate". -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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Gary L. Burnore
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h e n t h e y w i l l r e a l l y h a t e t h i s On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 20:12:04 -0400, "Scout" wrote: Just keep top posting, it seems to have them stumped. Scout "Jonathan Ganz" wrote Nav, forget it. He's such a flaming fag. |
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Gary L. Burnore
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 07:10:05 +0000 (UTC) I replied to Bertie the
Bunyip on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their name and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa Getting a bit desperate, aren't you? GETTING?!?!?! They've been desperate at least since I came in here last week. |
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Gary L. Burnore
"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message ... Admitting you **** your dead mom. Neat. Making incorrect assumptions. Dumb. Regards Donal -- |
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