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Real Sailors Only need Apply!!!
You do vasectomies too?
Thta's only a partial measure... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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OK Ma'am I'll do whatever you want! You got the picture... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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When a young woman asked Old Salty if he was a Real Sailor he replied
"Certainly! I was born on a boat and have sailed the seven seas for 60 years, endured storms and weeks long becalmings, etc., etc." "That doesn't matter," says she, "This is the New Millennium! It's what you *feel* that counts. For example, I'm a lesbian because I think about having sex with women 24/7! Never men just women! And whenever I see a woman I think about how she'd look naked and how it'd be to enjoy sex with her. Do you feel like that about boats?" "Well ... no" "Then you ain't no REAL Sailor" and she flounces off. A bit later a kid asks Salty if he's a sailor. Well, he says, I thot so but I just found out I'm a lesbian. Cheers Howard |
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Last week we fixed a J-boat that hit some rip-rap...there was damage at the
top of the trailing edge of the keel where it joins the hull, sucker almost sank! Seahag Donal wrote : "The_navigator©" wrote: He was motoring into it of course! I saw someone motor into a rock (the marina sill, in fact) at 3 kts once. There was nothing "gentle" about it. |
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The_navigator© wrote:
I think NZ gave it away. No, they were handed some bad management decisions from the top floor, and it was too great a handicap to overcome. Seahag wrote: Yeah, that is one butt ugly cup! That's why it was almost thrown away. But seriously, Victorians had different aesthetic standards. Consider: they invented the elephant-foot umbrella stand. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
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Did the butterfly like it?
"Seahag" wrote Kewl, but smelly. I really liked the Zebra skin butterfly chair my parents had made when we lived in Kenya! Seahag |
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Nah, he got too hot in the summer.
Scott Vernon wrote: Did the butterfly like it? "Seahag" wrote Kewl, but smelly. I really liked the Zebra skin butterfly chair my parents had made when we lived in Kenya! |
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