You are starting to reveal more about yourself. I suggest that may be a
good thing for you to do.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


Jerry he is implying you are a complete loser. We know that's not true
because you made us laugh at you!


snort!

Yeah, this little terrier barks at the little stuffed animal she is
chewing.

Sometimes she shakes it.

Bertie

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:

On Fri, 1 Aug 2003 21:11:36 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:



That's ok. You're a regular asshole.



Yep. Once a day, usually.

Jerry




"JL Grasso" wrote in message
m...


On Fri, 1 Aug 2003 22:26:33 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:



I've gotten that ''line three is too long'' error message before,
and

didn't


know what it meant. I simply cut and pasted my message to a new
post and

it


went through.
Sometimes when I foolishly forget, and cross post, I get a message
like ''alt.vampire.idiots.bertysucks could not be resolved'', and
click OK,

then


the post goes through.

Scotty

Yeah, you're a regular techie.

Jerry





"katysails" wrote in message
...


Well, now...I've changed to att.net and guess what just started up

again?


I can't reply to crossposted messages unless i delete


every address except for our own here at asa. This time the error

message


is clear that my ng server will not allow me to post


to the other groups. I am certainly not about to subscribe to

alt.vampitre.aviators.perversion so I guess I'm stuck just


erasing them...I put most of those posters in kf anyway (Bertie
keeps

eluding me, though, by playing tricky wabbit games). Does


anyone else with CIS.DFN.DE have this problem?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:23:04 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose removed the following benign growth from
Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 09:31:45 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose removed the following benign growth from
Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

alt.fan.karl-malden.nose has never been the same since Sat, 2 Aug
2003 06:28:13 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
om:

alt.fan.karl-malden.nose has never been the same since Sat, 2 Aug
2003 05:10:39 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
newsdhmiv098imoofmf5qrenhn4kjrj3id4lu@4ax .com:

alt.fan.karl-malden.nose has never been the same since Sat, 2
Aug 2003 03:58:16 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote
this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:55dmivgg6lrjk18ufkcjp9ht096hk36psi@4 ax.com:

alt.fan.karl-malden.nose has never been the same since Sat, 2
Aug 2003 02:41:10 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote
this:

"Scott Vernon" wrote in
news:bgf6u5$nnfa8$1@ID- 154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

see if this works?

ooow!

Clever!

Bwaswhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhah!

This is a sailor who knows how to *post*. Whatever next?

I kinda think he *is* a post.

Oak or beech?

Knotty pine.

Knotty Ash.

Knotty the one man band

You're not the Messiah, you're a Knotty little boy.

you have me in stitches.

You tie me in Knots.

You measure me in Knots.

You star in Knots Landing.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

The_navigator© wrote in
:

I'm glad to know you can think Bertie, I was worried you were pure
reflexes. Have you thought about my offer to help you?

Oh but you've helped so much already. I couldn't impose.

Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


There's a revealing little post Jerry. Have you come out to do a
little dance for us again?


snort!


Mrs Bunyip got a new terrier yesterday. It's kinda cute the way it
chases little things around the carpet pretending they're rats.

Don't know what just made me think of that all of the sudden..

Bertie

Cheers MC

JL Grasso wrote:

On Sat, 2 Aug 2003 03:26:14 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:



JL Grasso wrote in
om:



On Fri, 1 Aug 2003 22:26:33 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote in alt.sailing.asa:



I've gotten that ''line three is too long'' error message before,
and didn't know what it meant. I simply cut and pasted my message
to a new post and it went through.
Sometimes when I foolishly forget, and cross post, I get a
message like ''alt.vampire.idiots.bertysucks could not be
resolved'', and click OK, then the post goes through.

Scotty

Yeah, you're a regular techie.

He's definitely the "find" of the week.


He's maybe the moron of the semester!


Jerry

"Donal" wrote in
:


Good question, Nav.

I'm looking forward to Bertie's answer.

Did you know that inferior people use more "J"'s than the rest of us?

Good lord.

Bertie


Regards


Donal
--

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Do you know what an inferiority complex is?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
:


It is unoriginal, but it's disruptive. The only way to respond to
these assholes is to completely ignore them.


Well, no it isn't actually.

You fjuckwads could always apologise, admit you were assholes and that
you
are, in every way, inferior to me and I'd be gone in a second.

Of course, you'd have to mean it.

Bertie

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 22:23:04 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose removed the following benign growth from
Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 09:31:45 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose removed the following benign growth from
Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

alt.fan.karl-malden.nose has never been the same since Sat, 2 Aug
2003 06:28:13 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:k7jmivkvk958n01sopkas205u9ctnfqp56@4ax. com:

alt.fan.karl-malden.nose has never been the same since Sat, 2 Aug
2003 05:10:39 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
newsdhmiv098imoofmf5qrenhn4kjrj3id4lu@4a x.com:

alt.fan.karl-malden.nose has never been the same since Sat, 2
Aug 2003 03:58:16 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote
this:

Peter J Ross wrote in
news:55dmivgg6lrjk18ufkcjp9ht096hk36psi@ 4ax.com:

alt.fan.karl-malden.nose has never been the same since Sat, 2
Aug 2003 02:41:10 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote
this:

"Scott Vernon" wrote in
news:bgf6u5$nnfa8$1@ID- 154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

see if this works?

ooow!

Clever!

Bwaswhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhah!

This is a sailor who knows how to *post*. Whatever next?

I kinda think he *is* a post.

Oak or beech?

Knotty pine.

Knotty Ash.

Knotty the one man band

You're not the Messiah, you're a Knotty little boy.

you have me in stitches.

You tie me in Knots.

You measure me in Knots.

You star in Knots Landing.

Did Knot!

"Donal" wrote in
:


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

I realise that now, bertie. It was just my generosity of spirit,
my romanticism and my wishful thinking causing me to
misunderstand, not to mention your advance publicity. But then,
the difference between a promise and a curse is slight, after
all, don't you think?

I've heard that he was quite good ....... *once*.

Oh thank you.


I heard it twice.

I wonder who could have said it?

Dunno. Might have been me.

Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
The_navigator© wrote in
:

There's a revealing little post Jerry. Have you come out to do a little
dance for us again?

snort! -------- I'm very impressed!





Mrs Bunyip got a new terrier yesterday. It's kinda cute the way it chases
little things around the carpet pretending they're rats.

Mrs Bunyip??? Give it a rest!



Don't know what just made me think of that all of the sudden..


Neither do I.


Regards

Donal
--

But you can. Perhaps we have already started on a better relationship?
You are not getting tired are you?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Oh but you've helped so much already. I couldn't impose.

Why not? You claimed it.

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


why?

I see you went to church when you were young. Didn't find it much fun
though.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Good lord.