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Scott Vernon July 29th 03 02:42 PM

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The weather man was predicting Hot & Humid with T-storms accompanied with
high winds. A report like this would keep whiny weather wimps at home, but
we went for it.

Had a very nice sail ,in 18kt wind, over to one of our fav. anchorage's.
Lisa was sitting on the bow, feet over the side catching waves, screaming
like a little girl when one crashed over on her. Anchored, went swimming,
grilled steaks on the new propane grill. ( I like the taste of charcoal
cooking better, but the propane is Soooo much more convenient) . Watched a
new 380 Hunter anchor with husband yelling and screaming at wife. Wind
stayed up all night (rained for an hour) which made sleeping a breeze.

Shared breakfast with 20 ducks. Went for a swim. Sailed back in 5kts wind,
Slow, very slow pace (but relaxing) till a T-storm blew through, nice cool
wind, hard rain, thunder, then back to 5 kts. got to try out my new rain
jacket. turned out to be one of our nicer sail trips, I only wish we could
have stayed longer (Lisa had to be back for skool today).


Scotty
S/V Lisa Marie
Balt. MD USA




CANDChelp July 29th 03 03:00 PM

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I only wish we could
have stayed longer (Lisa had to be back for skool today).

We wish you stayed longer to. Got any pics?
Didn't think so.

RB

Donal July 29th 03 03:36 PM

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"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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Got any pics?
Didn't think so.


More cat **** behind the sofa!

Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon July 29th 03 04:16 PM

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In other words, people here believe what Donal and I post. We don't need to
'prove' stuff by posting pics..


"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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Got any pics?
Didn't think so.


More cat **** behind the sofa!


In other words, you and Scotty tell "stories" about sailing, while I

actually
sail and have pics to prove it.
There's no getting away from it. You guys are frauds.
I'm going sailing tonight. Enjoy your posting!!!

Bwahahahaha!

RB




CANDChelp July 29th 03 05:10 PM

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In other words, people here believe what Donal and I post. We don't need to
'prove' stuff by posting pics..

Some may believe you, but I don't. That's why I will win every little debate. I
can prove that I sail. Even Mooron posts pics of his boat actually out there,
as I do.
You are a fake, just like Neal.

RB

CANDChelp July 29th 03 05:47 PM

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Are you all planning a longer trip, now
that she's having a good time on the boat?

Fer cripes sake.

RB

DSK July 29th 03 05:50 PM

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Bubbles, you're nuts

CANDChelp wrote:

In other words, you and Scotty tell "stories" about sailing, while I actually
sail and have pics to prove it.
There's no getting away from it. You guys are frauds.
I'm going sailing tonight. Enjoy your posting!!!

Bwahahahaha!

RB




DSK July 29th 03 05:54 PM

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Scott Vernon wrote:

The weather man was predicting ... turned out to be one of our nicer sail
trips, I only wish we could
have stayed longer (Lisa had to be back for skool today).


That's the way it's supposed to be. Are you all planning a longer trip, now
that she's having a good time on the boat?

BTW we anchored out for the first time since last fall, got a new anchor chain
put on to replace the plastic-coated joke chain the previous owner had. Works
just it's 'posed to...

Fresh Breezes- Doug King



Scott Vernon July 29th 03 06:07 PM

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Therein lies the problem. I want to go for longer sails, but I like having
her along, and she's still in skool.

What size, length chain?

Scotty



"DSK" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:

The weather man was predicting ... turned out to be one of our nicer

sail
trips, I only wish we could
have stayed longer (Lisa had to be back for skool today).


That's the way it's supposed to be. Are you all planning a longer trip,

now
that she's having a good time on the boat?

BTW we anchored out for the first time since last fall, got a new anchor

chain
put on to replace the plastic-coated joke chain the previous owner had.

Works
just it's 'posed to...

Fresh Breezes- Doug King





DSK July 29th 03 06:22 PM

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Scott Vernon wrote:

Therein lies the problem. I want to go for longer sails, but I like having
her along, and she's still in skool.


S'OK, you'll have time.



What size, length chain?


We got two 40' lengths of 3/8" HT chain (hot-dip galvanized, of course). Good
deal at Agri-Supply, and *definitely* one lengths adds significant holding
power (which it f@#^in well should, since it weighs almost double what the
anchor itself weighs). The funny thing is, it's actually easier to haul by
hand than the old lighter chain, because it grips & stacks easier.

For our everyday anchor, we're using a 35# plough on one 40' 3/8 chain,
spliced to I-dunno-how-much 1/2" braided dacron rode. One of these days I'm
going to lay out, clean off, and mark, our whole rode. But my wife has to
finish working on the teak deck first.

Fresh Breezes- Doug King



Bobsprit July 29th 03 08:09 PM

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Watched a
new 380 Hunter anchor with husband yelling and screaming at wife.

Crappy boats of a feather, anchor together!

Bwahahahaha!

RB

The_navigator© July 29th 03 10:24 PM

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Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

Had a very nice sail ,in 18kt wind, over to one of our fav. anchorage's.
Lisa was sitting on the bow, feet over the side catching waves, screaming
like a little girl when one crashed over on her.



Scott Vernon July 30th 03 01:45 AM

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yes, I believe it is. When I mentioned it to her she asked if she should get
back and I said no.

Scotty

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

Had a very nice sail ,in 18kt wind, over to one of our fav.

anchorage's.
Lisa was sitting on the bow, feet over the side catching waves,

screaming
like a little girl when one crashed over on her.





The_navigator© July 30th 03 02:05 AM

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Is she costing you a lot of money or heartache?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
yes, I believe it is. When I mentioned it to her she asked if she should get
back and I said no.

Scotty

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:


Had a very nice sail ,in 18kt wind, over to one of our fav.


anchorage's.

Lisa was sitting on the bow, feet over the side catching waves,


screaming

like a little girl when one crashed over on her.






Scott Vernon July 30th 03 02:23 AM

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Huh?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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Is she costing you a lot of money or heartache?





Peter Wiley July 30th 03 04:12 AM

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On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 11:16:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

In other words, people here believe what Donal and I post. We don't need to
'prove' stuff by posting pics..


Spot on.

CANDChelp July 30th 03 11:10 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
In other words, people here believe what Donal and I post. We don't need to
'prove' stuff by posting pics..


Spot on.

Anyone who believes what they read here can be sold a Mac26X or Siedlemann!

RB

Jeff Morris July 30th 03 11:35 AM

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Why wouldn't I believe Scotty? or Donal?

Or anyone else, except those few that brag about their deceit?

Its not as though I'm buying a used boat from any of them ...


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 11:16:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

In other words, people here believe what Donal and I post. We don't need to
'prove' stuff by posting pics..


Spot on.




Donal July 30th 03 02:11 PM

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"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
It's quite simple, Jeff. I'm probably the most honest person here when it

comes
to actual sailing. I'm vocal about my plans, changes to plans and I post

pics
for the group from day sails and short trips.




Odd! The person who posts the most pictures has the least credibility! Why
is that?



Regards


Donal
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CANDChelp July 30th 03 02:23 PM

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Odd! The person who posts the most pictures has the least credibility! Why
is that?

I have plenty of credibility. The "challenges" all for trolls sake.
I'm one of the few people here who backs up what he says with:
Pics of my boat sailing
Pics of my boat at various locations
Pics of women sailing my boat.
Pics of my gear.

I don't see that from you. You're just a "voice" here with no character and
little entertainment value.
I, on the other hand, provide a lot of fun and have a great time in the
process. I have you beat on every tack, including credibility!

Hoooh ahhh!

RB

Donal July 30th 03 03:15 PM

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"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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Odd! The person who posts the most pictures has the least credibility!

Why
is that?

I have plenty of credibility.


OK! Hands up anybody who thinks that Bobsprit has credibility?


Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon July 30th 03 03:54 PM

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Jeff, would you like to see a pic of my new BBQ grill? and one of the
receipt, proving that I got it for free?

Thought not.

Why is Cat **** so obsessed with pics from me? Scary, eh?

Did *you* believe that I meant a wave actually ''crashed down on the bow''?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Why wouldn't I believe Scotty? or Donal?

Or anyone else, except those few that brag about their deceit?

Its not as though I'm buying a used boat from any of them ...


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 11:16:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

In other words, people here believe what Donal and I post. We don't

need to
'prove' stuff by posting pics..


Spot on.






CANDChelp July 30th 03 04:00 PM

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I have plenty of credibility.

OK! Hands up anybody who thinks that Bobsprit has credibility?

You're just gonna make my point for me! Here, let ME help. It takes character
to get these things going.
How many people here believe I've done the sailing I've claimed?

RB

Jeff Morris July 30th 03 04:05 PM

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anyone can forge a receipt ...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Jeff, would you like to see a pic of my new BBQ grill? and one of the
receipt, proving that I got it for free?

Thought not.

Why is Cat **** so obsessed with pics from me? Scary, eh?

Did *you* believe that I meant a wave actually ''crashed down on the bow''?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Why wouldn't I believe Scotty? or Donal?

Or anyone else, except those few that brag about their deceit?

Its not as though I'm buying a used boat from any of them ...


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 11:16:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

In other words, people here believe what Donal and I post. We don't

need to
'prove' stuff by posting pics..

Spot on.








Scott Vernon July 30th 03 04:15 PM

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curses, foiled again.

Would you like to see a pic of my boat passing four J 30s, and two Swan
60's?

Scotty


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
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anyone can forge a receipt ...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Jeff, would you like to see a pic of my new BBQ grill? and one of the
receipt, proving that I got it for free?

Thought not.

Why is Cat **** so obsessed with pics from me? Scary, eh?

Did *you* believe that I meant a wave actually ''crashed down on the

bow''?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Why wouldn't I believe Scotty? or Donal?

Or anyone else, except those few that brag about their deceit?

Its not as though I'm buying a used boat from any of them ...


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 11:16:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

In other words, people here believe what Donal and I post. We don't

need to
'prove' stuff by posting pics..

Spot on.









Scott Vernon July 30th 03 04:21 PM

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an iron reciept?

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote ...
anyone can forge a receipt ...





Scott Vernon July 30th 03 04:24 PM

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Do you get the idea that when Cat **** is out motoring around, taking pics,
he just can't wait to get back to the NG and start trolling. I do.

How sad and pathetic is that, eh?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
I think you think you've done some of the sailing that you think you have.


"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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I have plenty of credibility.


OK! Hands up anybody who thinks that Bobsprit has credibility?

You're just gonna make my point for me! Here, let ME help. It takes

character
to get these things going.
How many people here believe I've done the sailing I've claimed?

RB






Donal July 30th 03 04:55 PM

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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curses, foiled again.

Would you like to see a pic of my boat passing four J 30s, and two Swan
60's?


I've got a pic of Setanta passing Team GBR Challenge!

http://www.gbrchallenge.com/uploaded...ges/Img106.jpg



Regards


Donal
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jlrogers July 30th 03 05:04 PM

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"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
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anyone can forge a receipt ...


Yeah, but the image would not appear in the picture.


jlrogers July 30th 03 05:06 PM

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Did *you* believe that I meant a wave actually ''crashed down on the

bow''?

Scotty


I assumed not, since you made no mention of sinking.


CANDChelp July 30th 03 05:08 PM

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I think you think you've done some of the sailing that you think you have.

Ahh ahhh!

Huh??!!! bwahahahaha!

RB

SAIL LOCO July 30th 03 05:18 PM

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OK! Hands up anybody who thinks that Bobsprit has credibility?

LOL......................


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

SAIL LOCO July 30th 03 05:19 PM

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Would you like to see a pic of my boat passing four J 30s, and two Swan
60's?

Yea man!


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Donal July 30th 03 06:19 PM

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"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
I have plenty of credibility.


OK! Hands up anybody who thinks that Bobsprit has credibility?

You're just gonna make my point for me! Here, let ME help. It takes

character
to get these things going.
How many people here believe I've done the sailing I've claimed?


Two hours, Bob. No takers yet!

There must be _somebody_ who believes you. Perhaps we should ask the
lurkers??


Regards


Donal
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CANDChelp July 30th 03 06:35 PM

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How many people here believe I've done the sailing I've claimed?

Two hours, Bob. No takers yet!

Whadya mean? Jeff's response was practically a love letter to me!

RB

Jonathan Ganz July 30th 03 07:33 PM

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Some dickwad sheriff motorboater tried (actually did) give
a friend of mine a ticket for allowing someone to ride on the
bow. They were coming into dock, the sheriff told him
to get off the bow, and mine friend told the guy at the bow
to stay there and finish what he was doing. The judge threw
it out.

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 09:24:48 +1200, The_navigator©

wrote:

Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?


I'm sure she wasn't "bow riding." She was, er, checking the forestay.


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org




CANDChelp July 30th 03 07:34 PM

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They were coming into dock, the sheriff told him
to get off the bow, and mine friend told the guy at the bow
to stay there and finish what he was doing. The judge threw
it out.

But he had to show up for the damn ticket.

RB

Jeff Morris July 30th 03 08:01 PM

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So let me get this straight - your claim to be credible was just a lie, and when people
said "you're not credible" you were the winner.

I can't believe you think I believe you're telling the truth when you lie that you're
credible.



"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
What a dopey fish! Bwahahahaha!


Pay attention Bob! You just answered Scotty's troll.
What a dopey cat****fish!

Nope, he started a legitimate thread with his report. I trolled it and snared
you, Scotty, Jeff and so on!
Just cuz Scotty digs his own grave, that doesn't prevent me from filling it
with water and fishing it clean!!!

Kinda poetic, no?

RB




Jeff Morris July 30th 03 08:12 PM

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Roughly 5% of fatalities are caused from standing & sitting on the bow, transom and rail.
I expect very few, if any, are on sailboats, but its what they are trained to look for. I
shudder when I see kids hanging off the bow of a fast powerboat.



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Some dickwad sheriff motorboater tried (actually did) give
a friend of mine a ticket for allowing someone to ride on the
bow. They were coming into dock, the sheriff told him
to get off the bow, and mine friend told the guy at the bow
to stay there and finish what he was doing. The judge threw
it out.

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 09:24:48 +1200, The_navigator©

wrote:

Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?


I'm sure she wasn't "bow riding." She was, er, checking the forestay.


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org






Scott Vernon July 30th 03 08:14 PM

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HaaaaaaaaHahahahah Good one Donut! Thank goodness I put my pink lemonade
down before reading that.

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
Do you get the idea that when Cat **** is out motoring around, taking

pics,
he just can't wait to get back to the NG and start trolling. I do.

How sad and pathetic is that, eh?

Almost as pathetic as Scotty answering every troll!!!

What a dopey fish! Bwahahahaha!


Pay attention Bob! You just answered Scotty's troll.
What a dopey cat****fish!


Regards


Donal
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