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Scott Vernon July 30th 03 08:17 PM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
yup, I even told her if we see a CG boat to 'look busy'.
;)
Scotty

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 09:24:48 +1200, The_navigator©

wrote:

Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?


I'm sure she wasn't "bow riding." She was, er, checking the forestay.


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org




Jeff Morris July 30th 03 08:37 PM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
I case that I followed a few years ago went something like this: A guy was in his new
boat and left the marina restaurant at night. Wife was sleeping down below. Man drives
into breakwater at speed; the wife is badly injured hitting her head on a bulkhead.. They
sue the dealer for selling a boat and not warning him that its dangerous. They sue the
manufacturer for not having seatbelts on the bunks. The wife's case was thrown out; I
don't know about the other.



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
me too, see it all the time though. heck, I've read two reports of people
bouncing out of the steering seat of a powerboat. What's next , seatbelts?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Roughly 5% of fatalities are caused from standing & sitting on the bow,

transom and rail.
I expect very few, if any, are on sailboats, but its what they are trained

to look for. I
shudder when I see kids hanging off the bow of a fast powerboat.



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Some dickwad sheriff motorboater tried (actually did) give
a friend of mine a ticket for allowing someone to ride on the
bow. They were coming into dock, the sheriff told him
to get off the bow, and mine friend told the guy at the bow
to stay there and finish what he was doing. The judge threw
it out.

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 09:24:48 +1200, The_navigator©


wrote:

Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?


I'm sure she wasn't "bow riding." She was, er, checking the forestay.


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org









Scott Vernon July 30th 03 08:55 PM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
Did you know seat belts (2) are required on the bed in a truck sleeper?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
I case that I followed a few years ago went something like this: A guy

was in his new
boat and left the marina restaurant at night. Wife was sleeping down

below. Man drives
into breakwater at speed; the wife is badly injured hitting her head on a

bulkhead.. They
sue the dealer for selling a boat and not warning him that its dangerous.

They sue the
manufacturer for not having seatbelts on the bunks. The wife's case was

thrown out; I
don't know about the other.



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
me too, see it all the time though. heck, I've read two reports of

people
bouncing out of the steering seat of a powerboat. What's next ,

seatbelts?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Roughly 5% of fatalities are caused from standing & sitting on the

bow,
transom and rail.
I expect very few, if any, are on sailboats, but its what they are

trained
to look for. I
shudder when I see kids hanging off the bow of a fast powerboat.



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Some dickwad sheriff motorboater tried (actually did) give
a friend of mine a ticket for allowing someone to ride on the
bow. They were coming into dock, the sheriff told him
to get off the bow, and mine friend told the guy at the bow
to stay there and finish what he was doing. The judge threw
it out.

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 09:24:48 +1200, The_navigator©


wrote:

Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?


I'm sure she wasn't "bow riding." She was, er, checking the

forestay.


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org











Jeff Morris July 30th 03 09:00 PM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
And in the driver's seat, in case you want a nap.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Did you know seat belts (2) are required on the bed in a truck sleeper?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
I case that I followed a few years ago went something like this: A guy

was in his new
boat and left the marina restaurant at night. Wife was sleeping down

below. Man drives
into breakwater at speed; the wife is badly injured hitting her head on a

bulkhead.. They
sue the dealer for selling a boat and not warning him that its dangerous.

They sue the
manufacturer for not having seatbelts on the bunks. The wife's case was

thrown out; I
don't know about the other.



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
me too, see it all the time though. heck, I've read two reports of

people
bouncing out of the steering seat of a powerboat. What's next ,

seatbelts?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Roughly 5% of fatalities are caused from standing & sitting on the

bow,
transom and rail.
I expect very few, if any, are on sailboats, but its what they are

trained
to look for. I
shudder when I see kids hanging off the bow of a fast powerboat.



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Some dickwad sheriff motorboater tried (actually did) give
a friend of mine a ticket for allowing someone to ride on the
bow. They were coming into dock, the sheriff told him
to get off the bow, and mine friend told the guy at the bow
to stay there and finish what he was doing. The judge threw
it out.

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 09:24:48 +1200, The_navigator©

wrote:

Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?


I'm sure she wasn't "bow riding." She was, er, checking the

forestay.


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org













Donal July 30th 03 10:59 PM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 

"The Cappys Master" Cappy kneels wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 16:55:09 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

I've got a pic of Setanta passing Team GBR Challenge!

http://www.gbrchallenge.com/uploaded...ges/Img106.jpg



Look, no furling headsail!


Very good, Oz. Did you notice anything else?

Regards


Donal
--




Donal July 30th 03 11:11 PM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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How many people here believe I've done the sailing I've claimed?


Two hours, Bob. No takers yet!

Whadya mean? Jeff's response was practically a love letter to me!


Clutching at straws, eh?

It's now 7 hours.

I don't see anybody expressing any support for you. Do you?

If nobody else will say that they believe your constant stream of lies, then
I will step forward and express my support for you- tomorrow. Nobody
deserves the total humiliation that you are undergoing at the moment. I was
hoping that one of the 5000 or so lurkers would step forward and say that
you seemed credible.

Anyway, if nobody else steps forward by tomorrow night, then I will publicly
state that I believe you. I'd really hate to think that you had no friends
here in A.s.a!

Regards


Donal
--




Peter Wiley July 31st 03 12:31 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 15:15:51 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
Odd! The person who posts the most pictures has the least credibility!

Why
is that?

I have plenty of credibility.


OK! Hands up anybody who thinks that Bobsprit has credibility?


Not..... even when he posts pix, nobody actually believes them.

Jeff Morris July 31st 03 01:45 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
No, its that the few things that he isn't lying about, are the things no one cares about.

He keeps bragging about sailing 3 or 4 times a week; half of us here were (are) sailing
instructors and have sailed every day for years on end. His trip out the Narrows may be
the highlight of his season, but many of us don't consider it a trip if its under 100
miles.

And his knowledge of boats always reminds me of the line from Blues Brothers: "they have
BOTH types of music there ... country and western!"

So whether or not he's telling the truth on these matters is quite irrelevant.


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 15:15:51 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
Odd! The person who posts the most pictures has the least credibility!

Why
is that?

I have plenty of credibility.


OK! Hands up anybody who thinks that Bobsprit has credibility?


Not..... even when he posts pix, nobody actually believes them.




Scott Vernon July 31st 03 01:48 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
They seem to be staring at you. Were you sailing naked, again?

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"The Cappys Master" Cappy kneels wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 16:55:09 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

I've got a pic of Setanta passing Team GBR Challenge!

http://www.gbrchallenge.com/uploaded...ges/Img106.jpg



Look, no furling headsail!


Very good, Oz. Did you notice anything else?

Regards


Donal
--






Scott Vernon July 31st 03 01:55 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
Is that what I've been sitting on all these years?

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
And in the driver's seat, in case you want a nap.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Did you know seat belts (2) are required on the bed in a truck sleeper?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
I case that I followed a few years ago went something like this: A

guy
was in his new
boat and left the marina restaurant at night. Wife was sleeping down

below. Man drives
into breakwater at speed; the wife is badly injured hitting her head

on a
bulkhead.. They
sue the dealer for selling a boat and not warning him that its

dangerous.
They sue the
manufacturer for not having seatbelts on the bunks. The wife's case

was
thrown out; I
don't know about the other.



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
me too, see it all the time though. heck, I've read two reports of

people
bouncing out of the steering seat of a powerboat. What's next ,

seatbelts?

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Roughly 5% of fatalities are caused from standing & sitting on the

bow,
transom and rail.
I expect very few, if any, are on sailboats, but its what they are

trained
to look for. I
shudder when I see kids hanging off the bow of a fast powerboat.



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Some dickwad sheriff motorboater tried (actually did) give
a friend of mine a ticket for allowing someone to ride on the
bow. They were coming into dock, the sheriff told him
to get off the bow, and mine friend told the guy at the bow
to stay there and finish what he was doing. The judge threw
it out.

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 09:24:48 +1200, The_navigator©

wrote:

Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?


I'm sure she wasn't "bow riding." She was, er, checking the

forestay.


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org















Gerard Weatherby July 31st 03 03:25 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 15:37:31 -0400, "Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom
wrote:

I case that I followed a few years ago went something like this: A guy was in his new
boat and left the marina restaurant at night. Wife was sleeping down below. Man drives
into breakwater at speed; the wife is badly injured hitting her head on a bulkhead.. They
sue the dealer for selling a boat and not warning him that its dangerous. They sue the
manufacturer for not having seatbelts on the bunks. The wife's case was thrown out; I
don't know about the other.


Some guy ran over his wife after she fell off the boat and is suing Mercury
because the propeller didn't have a guard on it.

http://www.rbbi.com/invent/guard/pro...02/supreme.htm

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

The_navigator© July 31st 03 04:52 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
They are not AC racing in that picture.

Cheers MC

Donal wrote:
"The Cappys Master" Cappy kneels wrote in message
...

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 16:55:09 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


I've got a pic of Setanta passing Team GBR Challenge!

http://www.gbrchallenge.com/uploaded...ges/Img106.jpg



Look, no furling headsail!



Very good, Oz. Did you notice anything else?

Regards


Donal
--





Jonathan Ganz July 31st 03 05:03 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
And, to give the CG credit, they do stop boats that are
allowing it.

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Roughly 5% of fatalities are caused from standing & sitting on the bow,

transom and rail.
I expect very few, if any, are on sailboats, but its what they are trained

to look for. I
shudder when I see kids hanging off the bow of a fast powerboat.



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Some dickwad sheriff motorboater tried (actually did) give
a friend of mine a ticket for allowing someone to ride on the
bow. They were coming into dock, the sheriff told him
to get off the bow, and mine friend told the guy at the bow
to stay there and finish what he was doing. The judge threw
it out.

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 09:24:48 +1200, The_navigator©


wrote:

Isn't bow riding illegal where you are?


I'm sure she wasn't "bow riding." She was, er, checking the forestay.


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org








Jeff Morris July 31st 03 12:08 PM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
There was a woman who made a campaign of the "exposed prop" issue. She lost her son when
he was swimming off his rented houseboat on Lake Powell and someone started the engine.
She has tried to get a federal law passed where all rented and chartered boats have prop
guards.

Actually, being struck by a prop is a major cause of death - not mutually exclusive with
falling off the bow. Almost all involve smaller boats under 25 feet.



"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 15:37:31 -0400, "Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom
wrote:

I case that I followed a few years ago went something like this: A guy was in his new
boat and left the marina restaurant at night. Wife was sleeping down below. Man

drives
into breakwater at speed; the wife is badly injured hitting her head on a bulkhead..

They
sue the dealer for selling a boat and not warning him that its dangerous. They sue the
manufacturer for not having seatbelts on the bunks. The wife's case was thrown out; I
don't know about the other.


Some guy ran over his wife after she fell off the boat and is suing Mercury
because the propeller didn't have a guard on it.

http://www.rbbi.com/invent/guard/pro...02/supreme.htm

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org




Scott Vernon July 31st 03 12:28 PM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
I got a paper cut once, there should be warnings on those things.

Maybe a guard, too.

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
There was a woman who made a campaign of the "exposed prop" issue. She

lost her son when
he was swimming off his rented houseboat on Lake Powell and someone

started the engine.
She has tried to get a federal law passed where all rented and chartered

boats have prop
guards.

Actually, being struck by a prop is a major cause of death - not mutually

exclusive with
falling off the bow. Almost all involve smaller boats under 25 feet.



"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 15:37:31 -0400, "Jeff Morris"

jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom
wrote:

I case that I followed a few years ago went something like this: A guy

was in his new
boat and left the marina restaurant at night. Wife was sleeping down

below. Man
drives
into breakwater at speed; the wife is badly injured hitting her head on

a bulkhead..
They
sue the dealer for selling a boat and not warning him that its

dangerous. They sue the
manufacturer for not having seatbelts on the bunks. The wife's case

was thrown out; I
don't know about the other.


Some guy ran over his wife after she fell off the boat and is suing

Mercury
because the propeller didn't have a guard on it.

http://www.rbbi.com/invent/guard/pro...02/supreme.htm

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org






Donal July 31st 03 10:13 PM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
They are not AC racing in that picture.


Absolutely correct!

Setanta has never entered an America's Cup race!



Regards


Donal
--




Cheers MC

Donal wrote:
"The Cappys Master" Cappy kneels wrote in message
...

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 16:55:09 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


I've got a pic of Setanta passing Team GBR Challenge!

http://www.gbrchallenge.com/uploaded...ges/Img106.jpg



Look, no furling headsail!



Very good, Oz. Did you notice anything else?

Regards


Donal
--







Flying Tadpole August 1st 03 12:31 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 


Donal wrote:

"Donal" wrote in message
...

If nobody else will say that they believe your constant stream of lies,

then
I will step forward and express my support for you- tomorrow. Nobody
deserves the total humiliation that you are undergoing at the moment. I

was
hoping that one of the 5000 or so lurkers would step forward and say that
you seemed credible.

Anyway, if nobody else steps forward by tomorrow night, then I will

publicly
state that I believe you. I'd really hate to think that you had no

friends
here in A.s.a!


SOS SOS SOS Heeeellllp!

Could anybody who believes that Bobsprit is *not* a liar Puleeeassse step
forward.... Otherwise *I* am going to have to say that I believe him. I
really do not want to be seen as a liar.


Your self-created problem, Donal, is that in THIS pantomime, the
audience WANTS Tinker Bell to die....

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Jonathan Ganz August 2nd 03 01:34 AM

Weather reports...Phtttttttttttttttttttt!
 
I forgot about Horvath Secondary Assertion... I'm stupid and have fleas. :-)

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
What's the Brody Postulate.... I'm right and fat? :-)
The Neal Corollary... my tub is faster than grease, and the cat
likes it in the ass. :-)
The Mooron Theorem .... just give me one more drink and
I'll sober up. :-)

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Donal, how long have you been hanging here? Just use the Ganz Gambit ,

put
a
smilie at the end of your post and you can say anything.

Scotty the Dickhead is right. :-)

RB







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