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Wally July 18th 03 05:29 AM

Ganz take note.....
 
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message

I give up. Let no-one claim I didn't at least try.


You did indeed. If it were in My Big Book Of Philosophical Stuff, it would
probably be called "the law of the included middle".


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Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
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The_navigator© July 18th 03 05:39 AM

Still no one!
 
And they are all colors.

Cheers MC

Wally wrote:
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message


In a monochrome photograph, there are many shades of grey.



Horvath July 18th 03 07:08 AM

Still no one!
 
On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 15:32:46 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote this crap:

Well that little problem must have prevented sailors from tying up to
mooring buoys for ... years. You great TWIT


And mooring balls have been around for how many years? All bigger
boats send out a dinghy to tie up to a mooring ball.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Horvath July 18th 03 07:09 AM

Still no one!
 
On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 20:49:46 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Duh, it's called a Happy Hooker. You should know about
it, since you have a propesity for paying for sex from hookers.
Actually, I'm serious about the product. It works great.



I'm sure you are.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Horvath July 18th 03 07:17 AM

Still no one!
 
On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 20:48:43 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hey dumb****, have you heard of a boat hook??

Newsflash...it's got a hook at the end of a pole. Works
great.



Listen to me now, and comprehend it later, top-stupidassed-poster.

When you're standing on the bow, and you are four feet off the water,
and you hook the mooring ball,

How the **** do you tie a line to it?

It's much easier to have someone stand on the swim platform, and back
up to the ball, dumbass.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

The_navigator© July 18th 03 07:53 AM

Still no one!
 
You are even more of a TWIT for raising an irrelevance.

Cheers MC

Horvath wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 15:32:46 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote this crap:


Well that little problem must have prevented sailors from tying up to
mooring buoys for ... years. You great TWIT



And mooring balls have been around for how many years? All bigger
boats send out a dinghy to tie up to a mooring ball.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!



The_navigator© July 18th 03 07:59 AM

Still no one!
 


Horvath wrote:
On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 20:48:43 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:


Hey dumb****, have you heard of a boat hook??

Newsflash...it's got a hook at the end of a pole. Works
great.




Listen to me now, and comprehend it later, top-stupidassed-poster.

When you're standing on the bow, and you are four feet off the water,
and you hook the mooring ball,

How the **** do you tie a line to it?



DO you know what knots are? How about bends?

Cheers MC


Jonathan Ganz July 18th 03 08:17 AM

Still no one!
 
I'm sure you have no clue.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 20:49:46 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Duh, it's called a Happy Hooker. You should know about
it, since you have a propesity for paying for sex from hookers.
Actually, I'm serious about the product. It works great.



I'm sure you are.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!




Jonathan Ganz July 18th 03 08:19 AM

Still no one!
 
Listen to me dumbass bottom-feeder. Use the Happy Hooker
product or similar.

BTW, you can even use it from a dock, which is about as close
to a boat you'll ever get. Maybe you can win a flag from there.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 20:48:43 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hey dumb****, have you heard of a boat hook??

Newsflash...it's got a hook at the end of a pole. Works
great.



Listen to me now, and comprehend it later, top-stupidassed-poster.

When you're standing on the bow, and you are four feet off the water,
and you hook the mooring ball,

How the **** do you tie a line to it?

It's much easier to have someone stand on the swim platform, and back
up to the ball, dumbass.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!




Jonathan Ganz July 18th 03 08:19 AM

Still no one!
 
Been there, been bent.

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...


Horvath wrote:
On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 20:48:43 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:


Hey dumb****, have you heard of a boat hook??

Newsflash...it's got a hook at the end of a pole. Works
great.




Listen to me now, and comprehend it later, top-stupidassed-poster.

When you're standing on the bow, and you are four feet off the water,
and you hook the mooring ball,

How the **** do you tie a line to it?



DO you know what knots are? How about bends?

Cheers MC





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