"jlrogers" wrote in message ...
http://www.deathclock.com/

If I say I'm a sadist, I died 13 years ago. If I'm an optimist, I have
another 50 years to live. Somehow I think there's a small inaccuracy
in all this.

Oh well, at least my BMI is under 25, unlike the great white NY whale,
who makes it into triple figures.....

A white humpback whale was sighted off the coast recently. I leave it
to others to draw parallels, but it really can't be Bob****. Everyone
knows he can't make it this far.