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Simple Simon July 11th 03 11:58 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions - mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right now!


Jealous, aren't you all?



Scott Vernon July 12th 03 12:09 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
I scored 136. I'll try again tomorrow.
Scotty

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind

our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain

uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a

writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And

that's just some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information

in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right

now!


Jealous, aren't you all?





Simple Simon July 12th 03 12:11 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

You and Booby would be lucky to score above double figures.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
I scored 136. I'll try again tomorrow.
Scotty

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind

our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain

uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a

writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And

that's just some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information

in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right

now!


Jealous, aren't you all?







Gilligan July 12th 03 12:30 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
I got a 133 also.

It said I was a visual mathematician, good at numbers and pattern
recognition. It also said I understand "the big picture".

I thinks it's crap, run by pinkos. The thing even tried to hook me up with
some aging cow-girls! I bet they can't even load a firearm let alone shoot
it. There's my view of the "big picture"!

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind

our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain

uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a

writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And

that's just some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information

in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right

now!


Jealous, aren't you all?






Wally July 12th 03 12:31 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
"Simple Simon" wrote in message

Your IQ score is 133

your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency
of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist.
Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.


Well, well, well...

------------------------------------------------
Congratulations, Wally!
Your IQ score is 133

your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and
insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your
exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things
to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns.

------------------------------------------------


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk




Donal July 12th 03 12:38 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Your IQ score is 127.

I'll try again when I'm sober.



Regards


Donal
--



This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind

our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain

uniquely works.



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind

our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain

uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a

writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And

that's just some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information

in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right

now!


Jealous, aren't you all?





Jeff Morris July 12th 03 12:48 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
138 - "Visionary Philosopher ...
This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that
can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and
verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others - and at anticipating and
predicting patterns."



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered

correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test,

click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions - mathematical,

visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain uniquely

works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the

sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the

visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just

some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information in your

personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right now!


Jealous, aren't you all?





Capt. Mooron July 12th 03 12:50 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
You're smarter than me Scott.... I only got 134

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| I scored 136. I'll try again tomorrow.
| Scotty
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
|
| Here are my results:
|
| Your IQ score is 133
|
| This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you
| answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
| score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind
| our IQ test, click here.
|
| During the test, you answered four different types of questions -
| mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
| analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your
brain
| uniquely works.
|
| We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and
| according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
| can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
|
| This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a
| writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
| artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
And
| that's just some of what we know about you from your
| test results.
|
| Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes
information
| in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
| available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right
| now!
|
|
| Jealous, aren't you all?
|
|
|
|



Scott Vernon July 12th 03 01:21 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
That's OK, I'll still talk to you.

We can talk DOWN to the others.

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
You're smarter than me Scott.... I only got 134

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| I scored 136. I'll try again tomorrow.
| Scotty
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
|
| Here are my results:
|
| Your IQ score is 133
|
| This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you
| answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
| score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science

behind
| our IQ test, click here.
|
| During the test, you answered four different types of questions -
| mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
| analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your
brain
| uniquely works.
|
| We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and
| according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
| can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
|
| This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of

a
| writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
| artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
And
| that's just some of what we know about you from your
| test results.
|
| Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes
information
| in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
| available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready

right
| now!
|
|
| Jealous, aren't you all?
|
|
|
|





Flying Tadpole July 12th 03 01:47 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
I took the test, but when I filled in my name, the screen flashed
"...and this time STAY away" at me. (I thought it said 266
somewhere, until I realised that was my computer's LED display).

Flying Tadpole

Simple Simon wrote:

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions - mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right now!

Jealous, aren't you all?


Jonathan Ganz July 12th 03 05:32 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Sounds like yours except that the IQ is too high.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

Your forgot to include your profile. Here, I got it

Your IQ score is 162

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you
answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind
our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -
mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals
what passes for your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and
according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is a Sensitive Faggot.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the sense of humor of a
child and the visual and spatial strengths of a cucumber.
Those skills contribute to your whining and paranoid mind. And
that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
Cool test...

162 here. Sorry Neal.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science

behind
our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your

brain
uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of

a
writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

And
that's just some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes

information
in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready

right
now!


Jealous, aren't you all?









Jeff Morris July 12th 03 09:04 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
What makes you think I got this one right? 35 and 34 both had me rather puzzled. I wish
I could remember how I answered 34 because I can see now that "C" seems to be right. For
35 I picked "B" because the lower left dot moves up, the upper right moves to the lower
left, the two that start in the middle don't move.

In order to get to the second page I took the test again, answering all questions with
"A." The result was an IQ of 82, with:

"We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the
sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Inventive
Inquisitor.

You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This
means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through
experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change."




"anonymous" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:48:52 -0400, "Jeff Morris"
jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom said:

138 - "Visionary Philosopher ...


136 the second time around.

OK, Jeff, what's the principle for # 35. That one's got me completely
stumped.




Scott Vernon July 13th 03 12:01 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
the 'inside' half of the square corresponds to it's diagonal counter part,
with the colors reversed. The outside half of the square mirrors the one
next to it, again with the colors reversed.

--
Scott Vernon
Plowville PA __/)__/)__

"anonymous" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:48:52 -0400, "Jeff Morris"
jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom said:

138 - "Visionary Philosopher ...


136 the second time around.

OK, Jeff, what's the principle for # 35. That one's got me completely
stumped.




Scott Vernon July 13th 03 12:01 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
'c' is correct for # 34, and 'b' for #35.



"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
What makes you think I got this one right? 35 and 34 both had me rather

puzzled. I wish
I could remember how I answered 34 because I can see now that "C" seems to

be right. For
35 I picked "B" because the lower left dot moves up, the upper right moves

to the lower
left, the two that start in the middle don't move.

In order to get to the second page I took the test again, answering all

questions with
"A." The result was an IQ of 82, with:

"We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the
sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is

an Inventive
Inquisitor.

You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal

skills. This
means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others

through
experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling

change."




"anonymous" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:48:52 -0400, "Jeff Morris"
jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom said:

138 - "Visionary Philosopher ...


136 the second time around.

OK, Jeff, what's the principle for # 35. That one's got me completely
stumped.






Scott Vernon July 13th 03 12:22 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
What makes you think that?

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Don't tell us you paid the money to get the real answers??? I would have

thought someone
with an iQ of 136 would know better.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
'c' is correct for # 34, and 'b' for #35.



"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
What makes you think I got this one right? 35 and 34 both had me

rather
puzzled. I wish
I could remember how I answered 34 because I can see now that "C"

seems to
be right. For
35 I picked "B" because the lower left dot moves up, the upper right

moves
to the lower
left, the two that start in the middle don't move.

In order to get to the second page I took the test again, answering

all
questions with
"A." The result was an IQ of 82, with:

"We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test,

and
according to the
sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type

is
an Inventive
Inquisitor.

You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and

verbal
skills. This
means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching

others
through
experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling

change."




"anonymous" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:48:52 -0400, "Jeff Morris"
jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom said:

138 - "Visionary Philosopher ...

136 the second time around.

OK, Jeff, what's the principle for # 35. That one's got me

completely
stumped.









Flying Tadpole July 13th 03 01:14 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
They're age-adjusted.

FT

anonymous wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:09:28 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
said:

I scored 136. I'll try again tomorrow.


Only 135 here. I think I used to do better on those things as a kid. Guess
it shows that as you get older you may get wiser, but you don't get any
smarter.


Flying Tadpole July 13th 03 01:17 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 


Donal wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
I took the test, but when I filled in my name, the screen flashed
"...and this time STAY away" at me. (I thought it said 266
somewhere, until I realised that was my computer's LED display).


Well, it looks like I am the dumbest poster here.

snip


....or the only honest one?

FT

Scott Vernon July 13th 03 03:38 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Hey, I was just trying to help. And you are right, I didn't know you could
buy the answers.
--
Scott Vernon
Plowville PA __/)__/)__


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
You're right, I suppose you wouldn't know better.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
What makes you think that?

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Don't tell us you paid the money to get the real answers??? I would

have
thought someone
with an iQ of 136 would know better.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
'c' is correct for # 34, and 'b' for #35.



"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
What makes you think I got this one right? 35 and 34 both had me

rather
puzzled. I wish
I could remember how I answered 34 because I can see now that "C"

seems to
be right. For
35 I picked "B" because the lower left dot moves up, the upper

right
moves
to the lower
left, the two that start in the middle don't move.

In order to get to the second page I took the test again,

answering
all
questions with
"A." The result was an IQ of 82, with:

"We also compared your answers with others who have taken the

test,
and
according to the
sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual

Type
is
an Inventive
Inquisitor.

You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and

verbal
skills. This
means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching

others
through
experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at

handling
change."




"anonymous" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:48:52 -0400, "Jeff Morris"
jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom said:

138 - "Visionary Philosopher ...

136 the second time around.

OK, Jeff, what's the principle for # 35. That one's got me

completely
stumped.













katysails July 13th 03 02:41 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
How long does it take to get the results? I haven't got mine yet.

Very indicative of your IQ....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Simple Simon July 13th 03 04:50 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Ganz lied.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
135 Donal.... but I forgot to answer 2 questions I was going to get back
to......

Heh.. Ganz got 162.

CM

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| ...
| I took the test, but when I filled in my name, the screen flashed
| "...and this time STAY away" at me. (I thought it said 266
| somewhere, until I realised that was my computer's LED display).
|
|
|
| Well, it looks like I am the dumbest poster here.
|
|
| At least I have a good excuse for my stupid behaviour.
|
| I bet that Mooron had an IQ of 176!
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|





Jonathan Ganz July 13th 03 07:02 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
You have to have an IQ greater than zero to get the
results.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 12 Jul 2003 13:56:15 -0500, anonymous wrote
this crap:

On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:09:28 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
said:

I scored 136. I'll try again tomorrow.


Only 135 here. I think I used to do better on those things as a kid.

Guess
it shows that as you get older you may get wiser, but you don't get any
smarter.



How long does it take to get the results? I haven't got mine yet.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!




Jonathan Ganz July 13th 03 07:02 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Sure buddy. Ok.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ganz lied.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

...
135 Donal.... but I forgot to answer 2 questions I was going to get back
to......

Heh.. Ganz got 162.

CM

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| ...
| I took the test, but when I filled in my name, the screen flashed
| "...and this time STAY away" at me. (I thought it said 266
| somewhere, until I realised that was my computer's LED display).
|
|
|
| Well, it looks like I am the dumbest poster here.
|
|
| At least I have a good excuse for my stupid behaviour.
|
| I bet that Mooron had an IQ of 176!
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|







Simple Simon July 13th 03 07:28 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 


We all know you're dyslexic the real score was 126.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Sure buddy. Ok.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ganz lied.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

...
135 Donal.... but I forgot to answer 2 questions I was going to get back
to......

Heh.. Ganz got 162.

CM

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| ...
| I took the test, but when I filled in my name, the screen flashed
| "...and this time STAY away" at me. (I thought it said 266
| somewhere, until I realised that was my computer's LED display).
|
|
|
| Well, it looks like I am the dumbest poster here.
|
|
| At least I have a good excuse for my stupid behaviour.
|
| I bet that Mooron had an IQ of 176!
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|









Jonathan Ganz July 13th 03 10:57 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Actually, it was 216, but I didn't want to embarrass you.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


We all know you're dyslexic the real score was 126.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
Sure buddy. Ok.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ganz lied.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

...
135 Donal.... but I forgot to answer 2 questions I was going to get

back
to......

Heh.. Ganz got 162.

CM

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| ...
| I took the test, but when I filled in my name, the screen

flashed
| "...and this time STAY away" at me. (I thought it said 266
| somewhere, until I realised that was my computer's LED display).
|
|
|
| Well, it looks like I am the dumbest poster here.
|
|
| At least I have a good excuse for my stupid behaviour.
|
| I bet that Mooron had an IQ of 176!
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|











The_navigator_© July 14th 03 12:11 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
They think 100 is perfect!

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

You and Booby would be lucky to score above double figures.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...


I scored 136. I'll try again tomorrow.
Scotty

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you


answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ


score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind


our IQ test, click here.


During the test, you answered four different types of questions -


mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We


analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain


uniquely works.


We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and


according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we


can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a


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artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And


that's just some of what we know about you from your


test results.

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Scott Vernon July 14th 03 02:19 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
They???
"The_navigator_©" wrote in message ...
They think 100 is perfect!

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

You and Booby would be lucky to score above double figures.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

I scored 136. I'll try again tomorrow.
Scotty

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ

score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind

our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We

analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain

uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we

can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a

writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an

artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And

that's just some of what we know about you from your

test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information

in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously

available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right

now!

Jealous, aren't you all?











The_navigator_© July 14th 03 02:21 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Yes 'they'. Not 'thems'.

Cheers MC



Scott Vernon wrote:

They???

"The_navigator_©"
wrote in message
...
They think 100 is perfect!

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

You and Booby would be lucky to score above double figures.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...


I scored 136. I'll try again tomorrow.
Scotty

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you


answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ


score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind


our IQ test, click here.


During the test, you answered four different types of questions -


mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We


analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain


uniquely works.


We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and


according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we


can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a


writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an


artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And


that's just some of what we know about you from your


test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information


in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously


available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right


now!


Jealous, aren't you all?














Scott Vernon July 14th 03 02:41 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
not thems who?
"The_navigator_©" wrote in message ...
Yes 'they'. Not 'thems'.

Cheers MC






The_navigator_© July 14th 03 04:43 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Think 100 is a IQ perfect score.

Cheers MC


Scott Vernon wrote:

not thems who?

"The_navigator_©"
wrote in message
...
Yes 'they'. Not 'thems'.

Cheers MC






The_navigator© July 14th 03 10:34 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
What is?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
You're wrong.

"The_nagitator_©"
wrote ...
Think 100 is a IQ perfect score.

Cheers MC




The_navigator© July 14th 03 10:49 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
I am? Why?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
you

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

What is?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

You're wrong.

"The_nagitator_©"
wrote ...
Think 100 is a IQ perfect score.

Cheers MC







Scott Vernon July 14th 03 11:05 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
yes.

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
I am? Why?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
you

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

What is?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

You're wrong.

"The_nagitator_©"


wrote ...
Think 100 is a IQ perfect score.

Cheers MC









The_navigator© July 14th 03 11:06 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
'yes' is not the correct answer. Try again

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
yes.

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

I am? Why?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

you

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...


What is?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:


You're wrong.

"The_nagitator_©"



wrote ...
Think 100 is a IQ perfect score.

Cheers MC








Scott Vernon July 14th 03 11:17 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
'yes' is not the correct answer. Try again


no.



The_navigator© July 14th 03 11:25 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Don't be petulant.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

'yes' is not the correct answer. Try again



no.




Horvath July 15th 03 12:34 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
On Tue, 15 Jul 2003 10:06:03 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote this crap:

'yes' is not the correct answer. Try again


42






Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Donal July 15th 03 12:37 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| Did Bobsprit take the test?

I'm certain he did...... but you see the catch 22 here don't you.


Oh Yes, of course! ... emmmm you do realise that you are talking to the
thickest member of the ng here, don't you? Perhaps you might help me by
explaining?




Regards


Donal
--




Donal July 15th 03 01:05 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| Oh Yes, of course! ... emmmm you do realise that you are talking to
the
| thickest member of the ng here, don't you? Perhaps you might help me

by
| explaining?


If Bob replied he took the test and scored 152.... would anyone believe
him?


Bob is much brighter that that!

If Bob scored lower than Scotty or yourself.... would he admit to it?



Bob wouldn't score lower than me. I think that he is very intelligent,
therefore he must be brighter than I am.


Any result Bob forwards would be suspect and thus invalid. If he does not
forward a result he will suspect but at least we can assume he scored less
than the others. Either approach leads to Troll Alley.


Unfortunately, Bob has displayed a slight propensity for dishonesty in the
past. I can understand your sceptism, but I'm sure that Bob wouldn't try
to deceive us on such a trivial matter.

I'm sure that Bob will post his result after he has had a bit of time to
think about the questions.


Regards


Donal
--






CM







Capt. Mooron July 15th 03 01:31 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 

"Donal" wrote in message

| Bob is much brighter that that!

That is as yet unproven by any test results.

| Bob wouldn't score lower than me. I think that he is very intelligent,
| therefore he must be brighter than I am.

That also is as yet unproven by any test results.

| Unfortunately, Bob has displayed a slight propensity for dishonesty in
the
| past. I can understand your sceptism, but I'm sure that Bob wouldn't try
| to deceive us on such a trivial matter.

Deceive... maybe! Keep you twisting in the winds of curiosity... bank on
it.

| I'm sure that Bob will post his result after he has had a bit of time to
| think about the questions.

No... Bob would have taken advantage of the thread early on..... it's
stale now.

I took the test again and scored 138. I just can't figure that dot pattern.

CM





Scott Vernon July 15th 03 02:32 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve
 
Took it again tonight;

Congratulations, scott!
Your IQ score is 140


This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and
insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your
exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things
to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just
some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| Oh Yes, of course! ... emmmm you do realise that you are talking to
the
| thickest member of the ng here, don't you? Perhaps you might help me

by
| explaining?


If Bob replied he took the test and scored 152.... would anyone believe
him?
If Bob scored lower than Scotty or yourself.... would he admit to it?

Any result Bob forwards would be suspect and thus invalid. If he does not
forward a result he will suspect but at least we can assume he scored less
than the others. Either approach leads to Troll Alley.

CM








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