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Scott Vernon

July 15th 03 02:41 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve

what?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
It's not constructive.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
why?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Don't be petulant.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

'yes' is not the correct answer. Try again

no.

The_navigator©

July 15th 03 03:10 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve

I couldn't resist it:

Congratulations, MC!
Your IQ score is 168

This means your intelligence quotient is close to the highest score
recorded by anyone -ever! You not only have a range of analytical,
communication and predictive skills second to none but your are also a
modest, well balanced person. And that's just some of what we know about
you from your IQ results. If you wish, we will foward your results

snip -Deleted private stuff about prizes for highest IQ in the USA etc.

Just goes to show that an an IQ tests justs tests skill at IQ tests and
practicemakes perfect (from 140 - 168 in just two attempts!).

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
Took it again tonight;

Congratulations, scott!
Your IQ score is 140

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and
insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your
exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things
to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just
some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| Oh Yes, of course! ... emmmm you do realise that you are talking to
the
| thickest member of the ng here, don't you? Perhaps you might help me

by

| explaining?

If Bob replied he took the test and scored 152.... would anyone believe
him?
If Bob scored lower than Scotty or yourself.... would he admit to it?

Any result Bob forwards would be suspect and thus invalid. If he does not
forward a result he will suspect but at least we can assume he scored less
than the others. Either approach leads to Troll Alley.

CM

Scott Vernon

July 15th 03 03:11 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve

HuH?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Are you DEAF?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
what?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

It's not constructive.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

why?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Don't be petulant.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

'yes' is not the correct answer. Try again

no.

The_navigator©

July 15th 03 03:12 AM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve

OK, can you make any other animal sounds?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
HuH?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Are you DEAF?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

what?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

It's not constructive.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

why?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Don't be petulant.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

'yes' is not the correct answer. Try again

no.

Scott Vernon

July 15th 03 12:01 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve

you miss your sheep, eh?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
OK, can you make any other animal sounds?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
HuH?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Are you DEAF?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

what?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

It's not constructive.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

why?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Don't be petulant.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

'yes' is not the correct answer. Try again

no.

The_navigator©

July 15th 03 10:21 PM

Now, take a real IQ test if you have the nerve

That might be close to a bleat! Any others?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
you miss your sheep, eh?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

OK, can you make any other animal sounds?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

HuH?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Are you DEAF?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

what?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

It's not constructive.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

why?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Don't be petulant.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

'yes' is not the correct answer. Try again

no.

jlrogers±³©

July 17th 03 03:03 PM

Lier's Index

Booby 195
MC 168
Ganz 162
Jeff 138
Scotty 136
Anon 135
CM 134
SimpleSimon 133
Gilligan 133
Wally 133

"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions - mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right now!

Jealous, aren't you all?

Capt. Mooron

July 17th 03 03:21 PM

Lier's Index

Yes... Well...... this would mean so much more if you could spell....
L-I-A-R'-S..... correctly.

CM

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
gy.com...
| Booby 195
| MC 168
| Ganz 162
| Jeff 138
| Scotty 136
| Anon 135
| CM 134
| SimpleSimon 133
| Gilligan 133
| Wally 133
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
|
| Here are my results:
|
| Your IQ score is 133
|
| This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you
answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
| score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind
our IQ test, click here.
|
| During the test, you answered four different types of questions -
mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
| analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your
brain uniquely works.
|
| We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and
according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
| can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
|
| This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a
writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
| artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
And that's just some of what we know about you from your
| test results.
|
| Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes
information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
| available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right
now!
|
|
| Jealous, aren't you all?
|
|
|

jlrogers±³©

July 17th 03 03:47 PM

Lier's Index

Hey, my IQ is only 99. I am a special person and you should be nice.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Yes... Well...... this would mean so much more if you could spell....
L-I-A-R'-S..... correctly.

CM

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
gy.com...
| Booby 195
| MC 168
| Ganz 162
| Jeff 138
| Scotty 136
| Anon 135
| CM 134
| SimpleSimon 133
| Gilligan 133
| Wally 133
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
|
| Here are my results:
|
| Your IQ score is 133
|
| This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you
answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
| score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind
our IQ test, click here.
|
| During the test, you answered four different types of questions -
mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
| analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your
brain uniquely works.
|
| We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and
according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
| can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
|
| This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a
writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
| artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
And that's just some of what we know about you from your
| test results.
|
| Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes
information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
| available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right
now!
|
|
| Jealous, aren't you all?
|
|
|

Capt. Mooron

July 17th 03 04:25 PM

Lier's Index

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message

Hey, my IQ is only 99.

That is stating the obvious..... albeit you operate well under your
potential.

I am a special person and you should be nice.

I'm a firm believer in culling of the weak.... your pleas fall on deaf
ears.

CM

Jonathan Ganz

July 17th 03 04:53 PM

Lier's Index

Yeh, but RB wins again!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Yes... Well...... this would mean so much more if you could spell....
L-I-A-R'-S..... correctly.

CM

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
gy.com...
| Booby 195
| MC 168
| Ganz 162
| Jeff 138
| Scotty 136
| Anon 135
| CM 134
| SimpleSimon 133
| Gilligan 133
| Wally 133
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
|
| Here are my results:
|
| Your IQ score is 133
|
| This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you
answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
| score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science
behind
our IQ test, click here.
|
| During the test, you answered four different types of questions -
mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
| analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your
brain uniquely works.
|
| We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and
according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
| can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
|
| This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of
a
writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
| artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
And that's just some of what we know about you from your
| test results.
|
| Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes
information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
| available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready
right
now!
|
|
| Jealous, aren't you all?
|
|
|

jlrogers±³©

July 17th 03 05:38 PM

Lier's Index

I give you now Sailor Pick,
(Though Capt Moron be his stick).
He' short and tall, and fat and thin,
Plays with gays and wipes his chin.
Ganz loves you man, friend to friend.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message

Hey, my IQ is only 99.

That is stating the obvious..... albeit you operate well under your
potential.

I am a special person and you should be nice.

I'm a firm believer in culling of the weak.... your pleas fall on deaf
ears.

CM

Capt. Mooron

July 17th 03 05:58 PM

Lier's Index

Ah.... Jerr... I think an effort on your part to operate within your tested
IQ limits would be appreciated. I realize your defeatist attitude impedes
your motivation.... but really.... I'm certain you meant to place an "r"
in "Pick".

I mean seriously man.... how often do I have to render you assistance in
formulating your tributes???

CM

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
y.com...
| I give you now Sailor Pick,
| (Though Capt Moron be his stick).
| He' short and tall, and fat and thin,
| Plays with gays and wipes his chin.
| Ganz loves you man, friend to friend.
|
|
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| "jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
|
| Hey, my IQ is only 99.
|
| That is stating the obvious..... albeit you operate well under your
| potential.
|
|
| I am a special person and you should be nice.
|
| I'm a firm believer in culling of the weak.... your pleas fall on deaf
| ears.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|

Capt. Mooron

July 17th 03 05:58 PM

Lier's Index

jlrogers±³©

July 17th 03 06:32 PM

Lier's Index

Your self image is showing.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Ah.... Jerr... I think an effort on your part to operate within your tested
IQ limits would be appreciated. I realize your defeatist attitude impedes
your motivation.... but really.... I'm certain you meant to place an "r"
in "Pick".

I mean seriously man.... how often do I have to render you assistance in
formulating your tributes???

CM

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
y.com...
| I give you now Sailor Pick,
| (Though Capt Moron be his stick).
| He' short and tall, and fat and thin,
| Plays with gays and wipes his chin.
| Ganz loves you man, friend to friend.
|
|
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| "jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
|
| Hey, my IQ is only 99.
|
| That is stating the obvious..... albeit you operate well under your
| potential.
|
|
| I am a special person and you should be nice.
|
| I'm a firm believer in culling of the weak.... your pleas fall on deaf
| ears.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|

Capt. Mooron

July 17th 03 08:10 PM

Lier's Index

"jlrogers±³©" brings his guns to bear and misfires
with:

| Your self image is showing.

Au Contraire Mon Vieux.... as has been proven, my self image is
magnificent. It's your image of me that is in question. Your latest slew of
attempts at trolling for shark have illustrated a faltering, half hearted
and frightened demeanor. As if you crave the attention but wish the damage
to be metered... it's a tragic comedy being played for everyone's
amusement. I've taken time and effort to heed your pitiful cries for
attention... but you appear overwhelmed by trepidation and consequently I
am underwhelmed with your efforts to date.

So Jerr... next time you are compelled to wax poetic... please try rhetoric,
wit and rhyme in your verse.

If you find the task too onerous... please confine your fishing to the kiddy
pool.

CM

jlrogers±³©

July 17th 03 08:22 PM

Lier's Index

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but alt.asa IS the kiddy pool.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"jlrogers±³©" brings his guns to bear and misfires
with:

| Your self image is showing.

Au Contraire Mon Vieux.... as has been proven, my self image is
magnificent. It's your image of me that is in question. Your latest slew of
attempts at trolling for shark have illustrated a faltering, half hearted
and frightened demeanor. As if you crave the attention but wish the damage
to be metered... it's a tragic comedy being played for everyone's
amusement. I've taken time and effort to heed your pitiful cries for
attention... but you appear overwhelmed by trepidation and consequently I
am underwhelmed with your efforts to date.

So Jerr... next time you are compelled to wax poetic... please try rhetoric,
wit and rhyme in your verse.

If you find the task too onerous... please confine your fishing to the kiddy
pool.

CM

Scott Vernon

July 17th 03 11:06 PM

Lier's Index

I scored 140

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
gy.com...
Booby 195
MC 168
Ganz 162
Jeff 138
Scotty 136
Anon 135
CM 134
SimpleSimon 133
Gilligan 133
Wally 133

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you
answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind
our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -
mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your
brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and
according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a
writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
And that's just some of what we know about you from your
test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes
information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right
now!

Jealous, aren't you all?

The_navigator©

July 17th 03 11:08 PM

Lier's Index

That's odd, did you cheat?

Cheers MC

jlrogers±³© wrote:
Hey, my IQ is only 99. I am a special person and you should be nice.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

Yes... Well...... this would mean so much more if you could spell....
L-I-A-R'-S..... correctly.

CM

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
digy.com...
| Booby 195
| MC 168
| Ganz 162
| Jeff 138
| Scotty 136
| Anon 135
| CM 134
| SimpleSimon 133
| Gilligan 133
| Wally 133
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
|
| Here are my results:
|
| Your IQ score is 133
|
| This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you
answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
| score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind
our IQ test, click here.
|
| During the test, you answered four different types of questions -
mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
| analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your
brain uniquely works.
|
| We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and
according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
| can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
|
| This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a
writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
| artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
And that's just some of what we know about you from your
| test results.
|
| Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes
information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
| available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right
now!
|
|
| Jealous, aren't you all?
|
|
|

Scott Vernon

July 17th 03 11:11 PM

Lier's Index

The_navigator©

July 17th 03 11:35 PM

Lier's Index

He said it was the lier's list...

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
I scored 140

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
gy.com...

Booby 195
MC 168
Ganz 162
Jeff 138
Scotty 136
Anon 135
CM 134
SimpleSimon 133
Gilligan 133
Wally 133

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

...

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ

score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind

our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We

analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your

brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we

can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a

writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an

artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

And that's just some of what we know about you from your

test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes

information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously

available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right

now!

Jealous, aren't you all?

Scott Vernon

July 17th 03 11:43 PM

Lier's Index

what is a lier?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
He said it was the lier's list...

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
I scored 140

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
gy.com...

Booby 195
MC 168
Ganz 162
Jeff 138
Scotty 136
Anon 135
CM 134
SimpleSimon 133
Gilligan 133
Wally 133

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

...

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ

score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind

our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We

analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your

brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we

can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a

writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an

artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

And that's just some of what we know about you from your

test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes

information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously

available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready
right

now!

Jealous, aren't you all?

The_navigator©

July 17th 03 11:48 PM

Lier's Index

Are you curley?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
what is a lier?

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

He said it was the lier's list...

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

I scored 140

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
odigy.com...

Booby 195
MC 168
Ganz 162
Jeff 138
Scotty 136
Anon 135
CM 134
SimpleSimon 133
Gilligan 133
Wally 133

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

...

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Here are my results:

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you

answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ

score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind

our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions -

mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We

analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your

brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and

according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we

can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a

writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an

artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

And that's just some of what we know about you from your

test results.

Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes

information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously

available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready

right

now!

Jealous, aren't you all?

jlrogers±³©

July 18th 03 01:26 AM

Lier's Index

Only on 8 of the questions.

"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
That's odd, did you cheat?

Cheers MC

jlrogers±³© wrote:
Hey, my IQ is only 99. I am a special person and you should be nice.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

Yes... Well...... this would mean so much more if you could spell....
L-I-A-R'-S..... correctly.

CM

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
digy.com...
| Booby 195
| MC 168
| Ganz 162
| Jeff 138
| Scotty 136
| Anon 135
| CM 134
| SimpleSimon 133
| Gilligan 133
| Wally 133
|
|
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
|
| Here are my results:
|
| Your IQ score is 133
|
| This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you
answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ
| score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind
our IQ test, click here.
|
| During the test, you answered four different types of questions -
mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We
| analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your
brain uniquely works.
|
| We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and
according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we
| can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.
|
| This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a
writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an
| artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
And that's just some of what we know about you from your
| test results.
|
| Find out more about your IQ score and how your brain processes
information in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. Previously
| available only to schools and certified professionals - it's ready right
now!
|
|
| Jealous, aren't you all?
|
|
|

Scott Vernon

July 18th 03 02:03 AM

Lier's Index

The_navigator©

July 18th 03 02:16 AM

Lier's Index

Then you need to get closer to the lier.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
no, straight.

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Are you curley?

Cheers MC

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