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Thomas Stewart

July 15th 03 02:28 AM

Don't Sail with Per!

Katy,

If you go to the hospital you want clean underwear

In reply, reminds me of a story of a elderly man with bad hearing (Not
Me) his name could have been Per or something like that. Anyway he was
feeling very poorly so his wife took him into the emergency room at the
hospital

The wife explain that she couldn't be specific and the Doc. said he
would order a urine test. To which the gentleman asked his wife; " What
did he say?" The wife told the Doc that he had been off his feed for
awhile, to which the Doc said he'd order a stool sample. Our gentleman
again asked; "What did he say?" The wife kept talking to the Doc. She
said he hasn't shown much interest in sex lately. The Doc said let's do
a sterility test. Again the man asked ;"What did he say?"

This time the wife turned to the man and shouted; "HE WANTS YOUR
UNDERWEAR!!"

Ole Thom

Peter Wiley

July 15th 03 09:39 AM

Don't Sail with Per!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Underwear are boxers and briefs and other assorted venue of trouser towels
worn by the incontinent, hygienically challenged masses.

Long Johns are not underwear..... they are only referred to in that manner
by the ignorant and unwashed that have no clue of seasonal dress codes or
requirements. Liberals, Yuppies and Homosexuals generally refer to Long
Johns as Underwear.

When in season they are washed as often as you wash your clothes and a
complete set consists of 6 pairs.

When it's really cold I wear my silk long johns under my regular long
johns.... it would be embarrassing to tell you how good that feels at 50
below.

Doesn't get that cold at sea (-30 or so) but I know what you're
saying...

Mooron's right & Nav's wrong. Long johns aren't underwear. Std dress
indoors on Antarctic bases is thermals with maybe a pair of Hawaiian
shorts over the top. Ditto on ship. We have outdoor BBQ's at -15C
dressed in this fashion.

Mooron, ya gotta remember that Nav's a Kiwi. They can't *afford*
underwear let alone good thermals. This is just envy manifesting
itself.

PDW

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| So according to your local lore Long Johns are not underwear? One starts
| to wonder what you think underwear is...
|
| Try a google on "long John underwear" to see the mistake in your
| beliefs. Now how often do you wash your long johns?
|
| Cheers MC
|
|
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....
|
| Obviously the strategy is working.
|
| Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit of the
Loom
| are for the Ladies.
|
| Suck it up.... get with the program..
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| ...
| | That's not what their adverts say.
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows you
won't
| | get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are considered
formal
| | wear in some locations that require them. You really should travel
more
MC.
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | That's not what the long johns say.
| | |
| | | Cheers MC
| | |
| | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | How would you know MC.....
| | |
| | | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub
that
| | | crack.....
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
| | | |
| | | | Cheers MC
| | | |
| | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | |
| | | | Do what???
| | | |
| | | | CM
| | | |
| | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | |
| | | | | But you do.
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Capt. Mooron

July 15th 03 02:17 PM

Don't Sail with Per!

Finally... Back-up from someone who is educated and experienced in cold
weather dress codes.

Heh... we use the Hawaiian shirts and shorts as well on our Cabin Fever
Parties. I recall one night when Cominco convinced Six-Toe Pete it would be
funny to wrap a grass skirt around his waist and dance around the
bonfire..... it got a real laugh when he caught it on fire and screamed
running down the ice then dove to the ground rolling his 6' 7", 300lb
carcass on the snow like a flaming walrus. That little pond is now referred
to as "Swan Lake".....

Those were the Good Ol' Days!!! ;-D

CM

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
m...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Underwear are boxers and briefs and other assorted venue of trouser
towels
| worn by the incontinent, hygienically challenged masses.
|
| Long Johns are not underwear..... they are only referred to in that
manner
| by the ignorant and unwashed that have no clue of seasonal dress codes
or
| requirements. Liberals, Yuppies and Homosexuals generally refer to Long
| Johns as Underwear.
|
| When in season they are washed as often as you wash your clothes and a
| complete set consists of 6 pairs.
|
| When it's really cold I wear my silk long johns under my regular long
| johns.... it would be embarrassing to tell you how good that feels at 50
| below.
|
| Doesn't get that cold at sea (-30 or so) but I know what you're
| saying...
|
| Mooron's right & Nav's wrong. Long johns aren't underwear. Std dress
| indoors on Antarctic bases is thermals with maybe a pair of Hawaiian
| shorts over the top. Ditto on ship. We have outdoor BBQ's at -15C
| dressed in this fashion.
|
| Mooron, ya gotta remember that Nav's a Kiwi. They can't *afford*
| underwear let alone good thermals. This is just envy manifesting
| itself.
|
| PDW
|
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| ...
| | So according to your local lore Long Johns are not underwear? One
starts
| | to wonder what you think underwear is...
| |
| | Try a google on "long John underwear" to see the mistake in your
| | beliefs. Now how often do you wash your long johns?
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| |
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....
| |
| | Obviously the strategy is working.
| |
| | Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit of
the
| Loom
| | are for the Ladies.
| |
| | Suck it up.... get with the program..
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | That's not what their adverts say.
| | |
| | | Cheers MC
| | |
| | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows
you
| won't
| | | get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are
considered
| formal
| | | wear in some locations that require them. You really should
travel
| more
| MC.
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | That's not what the long johns say.
| | | |
| | | | Cheers MC
| | | |
| | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | | How would you know MC.....
| | | |
| | | | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and
scrub
| that
| | | | crack.....
| | | |
| | | | CM
| | | |
| | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | | ...
| | | | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
| | | | |
| | | | | Cheers MC
| | | | |
| | | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | | |
| | | | | Do what???
| | | | |
| | | | | CM
| | | | |
| | | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | | |
| | | | | | But you do.
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Capt. Mooron

July 15th 03 07:05 PM

Don't Sail with Per!

Of course we sail. Do you have a boat yet? I can post via my laptop from the
boat.... if I wanted to..... but the last few sailing parties resulted in
wine stains and timbits embedded into the carpet. I've decided since it's
been raining since last night steady... it would be a great time to do
laundry. The cockpit cushion covers are on spin cycle and the carpet is
hanging on the line getting wet.

So instead of your pathetic attempts at humour at the expense of others...
why don't you entertain me with a sailing story while I sip my overproof rum
and coffee and keep tabs on the newsgroups?

Since when does sailing impede you from sharing stories or experiences.
Since when has sailing become a pastime of the socially challenged? Why
haven't you taken the reins and contributed to any discussion rather than
lament the lack of topic interest? You have no right to complain if you are
lurking. You'll take what I give you... and damn it ... you'll like it!

Now... what type of "underwear" are you wearing right now? Tell us all about
it.... don't be shy. I know you want to.....

CM

"NH_/)_" wrote in message
...
| Good lord --- does anyone sail in this group. must not be if you got
| time to sit around and talk about underwear , or is it because you
| have not ported to wash clothes LMAO
|
| NH_/)_
|
| Peter Wiley wrote:
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| Underwear are boxers and briefs and other assorted venue of trouser
towels
| worn by the incontinent, hygienically challenged masses.
|
| Long Johns are not underwear..... they are only referred to in that
manner
| by the ignorant and unwashed that have no clue of seasonal dress codes
or
| requirements. Liberals, Yuppies and Homosexuals generally refer to Long
| Johns as Underwear.
|
| When in season they are washed as often as you wash your clothes and a
| complete set consists of 6 pairs.
|
| When it's really cold I wear my silk long johns under my regular long
| johns.... it would be embarrassing to tell you how good that feels at 50
| below.
|
|
| Doesn't get that cold at sea (-30 or so) but I know what you're
| saying...
|
| Mooron's right & Nav's wrong. Long johns aren't underwear. Std dress
| indoors on Antarctic bases is thermals with maybe a pair of Hawaiian
| shorts over the top. Ditto on ship. We have outdoor BBQ's at -15C
| dressed in this fashion.
|
| Mooron, ya gotta remember that Nav's a Kiwi. They can't *afford*
| underwear let alone good thermals. This is just envy manifesting
| itself.
|
| PDW
|
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| ...
| | So according to your local lore Long Johns are not underwear? One
starts
| | to wonder what you think underwear is...
| |
| | Try a google on "long John underwear" to see the mistake in your
| | beliefs. Now how often do you wash your long johns?
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| |
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....
| |
| | Obviously the strategy is working.
| |
| | Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit of
the
| Loom
| | are for the Ladies.
| |
| | Suck it up.... get with the program..
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | That's not what their adverts say.
| | |
| | | Cheers MC
| | |
| | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows
you
| won't
| | | get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are
considered
| formal
| | | wear in some locations that require them. You really should
travel
| more
| MC.
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | That's not what the long johns say.
| | | |
| | | | Cheers MC
| | | |
| | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | | How would you know MC.....
| | | |
| | | | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and
scrub
| that
| | | | crack.....
| | | |
| | | | CM
| | | |
| | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | | ...
| | | | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
| | | | |
| | | | | Cheers MC
| | | | |
| | | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | | |
| | | | | Do what???
| | | | |
| | | | | CM
| | | | |
| | | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | | |
| | | | | | But you do.
| | | | |
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NH_/\)_

July 15th 03 07:08 PM

Don't Sail with Per!

AHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH

Its a hunter and we have a washing machine

NH_/)_

Of course we sail. Do you have a boat yet? I can post via my laptop from
the
boat.... if I wanted to..... but the last few sailing parties resulted in
wine stains and timbits embedded into the carpet. I've decided since it's
been raining since last night steady... it would be a great time to do
laundry. The cockpit cushion covers are on spin cycle and the carpet is
hanging on the line getting wet.

So instead of your pathetic attempts at humour at the expense of others...
why don't you entertain me with a sailing story while I sip my overproof
rum
and coffee and keep tabs on the newsgroups?

Since when does sailing impede you from sharing stories or experiences.
Since when has sailing become a pastime of the socially challenged? Why
haven't you taken the reins and contributed to any discussion rather than
lament the lack of topic interest? You have no right to complain if you
are
lurking. You'll take what I give you... and damn it ... you'll like it!

Now... what type of "underwear" are you wearing right now? Tell us all
about
it.... don't be shy. I know you want to.....

CM

"NH_/)_" wrote in message
...
| Good lord --- does anyone sail in this group. must not be if you got
| time to sit around and talk about underwear , or is it because you
| have not ported to wash clothes LMAO
|
| NH_/)_
|
| Peter Wiley wrote:
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| Underwear are boxers and briefs and other assorted venue of trouser
towels
| worn by the incontinent, hygienically challenged masses.
|
| Long Johns are not underwear..... they are only referred to in that
manner
| by the ignorant and unwashed that have no clue of seasonal dress codes
or
| requirements. Liberals, Yuppies and Homosexuals generally refer to
Long
| Johns as Underwear.
|
| When in season they are washed as often as you wash your clothes and a
| complete set consists of 6 pairs.
|
| When it's really cold I wear my silk long johns under my regular long
| johns.... it would be embarrassing to tell you how good that feels at
50
| below.
|
|
| Doesn't get that cold at sea (-30 or so) but I know what you're
| saying...
|
| Mooron's right & Nav's wrong. Long johns aren't underwear. Std dress
| indoors on Antarctic bases is thermals with maybe a pair of Hawaiian
| shorts over the top. Ditto on ship. We have outdoor BBQ's at -15C
| dressed in this fashion.
|
| Mooron, ya gotta remember that Nav's a Kiwi. They can't *afford*
| underwear let alone good thermals. This is just envy manifesting
| itself.
|
| PDW
|
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| ...
| | So according to your local lore Long Johns are not underwear? One
starts
| | to wonder what you think underwear is...
| |
| | Try a google on "long John underwear" to see the mistake in your
| | beliefs. Now how often do you wash your long johns?
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| |
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....
| |
| | Obviously the strategy is working.
| |
| | Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit
of
the
| Loom
| | are for the Ladies.
| |
| | Suck it up.... get with the program..
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | That's not what their adverts say.
| | |
| | | Cheers MC
| | |
| | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone
knows
you
| won't
| | | get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are
considered
| formal
| | | wear in some locations that require them. You really should
travel
| more
| MC.
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | That's not what the long johns say.
| | | |
| | | | Cheers MC
| | | |
| | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | | How would you know MC.....
| | | |
| | | | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and
scrub
| that
| | | | crack.....
| | | |
| | | | CM
| | | |
| | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | | ...
| | | | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
| | | | |
| | | | | Cheers MC
| | | | |
| | | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | | |
| | | | | Do what???
| | | | |
| | | | | CM
| | | | |
| | | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in
message
| | | | |
| | | | | | But you do.
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NH_/\)_

July 15th 03 08:01 PM

Don't Sail with Per!

ok I confess, the underwear that I am wearing is definaltly.... not
FRUIT OF THE ROOM.

Been away working its good to be back :)

NH_/)_

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"NH_/)_" wrote in message

LMAO

So when you are "Laughing My Ass Off".... what type of Victoria's Secrets
styles do you use to prevent carpet burns?

CM

Capt. Mooron

July 15th 03 08:26 PM

Don't Sail with Per!

Capt. Mooron

July 15th 03 08:28 PM

Don't Sail with Per!

Oh Yeah..... now what does that tell you... eh?!

CM

"NH_/)_" wrote in message

| ok I confess, the underwear that I am wearing is definaltly.... not
| FRUIT OF THE ROOM.

Peter Wiley

July 16th 03 02:43 AM

Don't Sail with Per!

"NH_/)_" wrote in message ...
Good lord --- does anyone sail in this group. must not be if you got
time to sit around and talk about underwear , or is it because you
have not ported to wash clothes LMAO

Actually I've been up my country place with my daughters, furthering
their education. The youngest can now hit metallic silhouette rabbits
consistently with the 22LR, the elder one is driving the tractor
(*she* can slash all the weeds now while I drink err supervise) and
hits just about everything she shoots at. Time to move them on to
centrefire rifles and longer ranges. Unfortunately they're too smart
to learn to use the chainsaw so I still get to cut all the firewood &
dead trees off the roads.

My wreck of a daysailer is some 1500 km from where I am at the moment.
As for sailing, I'm off to sea on the 9th September, most likely, for
9 weeks. Comfort sailing, with hot & cold running crew to do all the
work, while I get paid to play with other peoples' toys. Back just in
time for a long, lazy summer on the water.

Your life should be this rich and full of variety :-)

NH_/)_

Peter Wiley wrote:
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

Underwear are boxers and briefs and other assorted venue of trouser towels
worn by the incontinent, hygienically challenged masses.

Long Johns are not underwear..... they are only referred to in that manner
by the ignorant and unwashed that have no clue of seasonal dress codes or
requirements. Liberals, Yuppies and Homosexuals generally refer to Long
Johns as Underwear.

When in season they are washed as often as you wash your clothes and a
complete set consists of 6 pairs.

When it's really cold I wear my silk long johns under my regular long
johns.... it would be embarrassing to tell you how good that feels at 50
below.

Doesn't get that cold at sea (-30 or so) but I know what you're
saying...

Mooron's right & Nav's wrong. Long johns aren't underwear. Std dress
indoors on Antarctic bases is thermals with maybe a pair of Hawaiian
shorts over the top. Ditto on ship. We have outdoor BBQ's at -15C
dressed in this fashion.

Mooron, ya gotta remember that Nav's a Kiwi. They can't *afford*
underwear let alone good thermals. This is just envy manifesting
itself.

PDW

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| So according to your local lore Long Johns are not underwear? One starts
| to wonder what you think underwear is...
|
| Try a google on "long John underwear" to see the mistake in your
| beliefs. Now how often do you wash your long johns?
|
| Cheers MC
|
|
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....
|
| Obviously the strategy is working.
|
| Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit of the
Loom
| are for the Ladies.
|
| Suck it up.... get with the program..
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| ...
| | That's not what their adverts say.
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows you
won't
| | get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are considered
formal
| | wear in some locations that require them. You really should travel
more
MC.
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | That's not what the long johns say.
| | |
| | | Cheers MC
| | |
| | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | How would you know MC.....
| | |
| | | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub
that
| | | crack.....
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
| | | |
| | | | Cheers MC
| | | |
| | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | |
| | | | Do what???
| | | |
| | | | CM
| | | |
| | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | |
| | | | | But you do.
| | | |
| | | |
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|

Peter Wiley

July 16th 03 02:52 AM

Don't Sail with Per!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Finally... Back-up from someone who is educated and experienced in cold
weather dress codes.

Been away shooting things and cutting trees down. Holidays, ya know.

Heh... we use the Hawaiian shirts and shorts as well on our Cabin Fever
Parties. I recall one night when Cominco convinced Six-Toe Pete it would be
funny to wrap a grass skirt around his waist and dance around the
bonfire..... it got a real laugh when he caught it on fire and screamed
running down the ice then dove to the ground rolling his 6' 7", 300lb
carcass on the snow like a flaming walrus. That little pond is now referred
to as "Swan Lake".....

Those were the Good Ol' Days!!! ;-D

Brings a smile to the face......

I've been at a party down south where the diesel mechanic arrived
wearing a custom made pink tutu over orange and green striped
thermals..... not to mention the mermaid outfits on Neptune's
assistants when crossing the Polar Circle and inducting the pollywogs.
And the parties afterwards......

PDW

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