Don't Sail with Per!
 

It's very important to wash your ass. Especially when climbing mountains.
After 5 days or so in the field with just toilet paper the dingleballs get
to be the size of golfballs. All that hair matts together, gets pulled and
you are in for one big sore ass.
I recommend using one of those two sided kitchen sponges. One side is a soft
sponge, the other a strong abrasive surface. It really gets the grit and
lumps out quickly. Plus, afterwards you can use the sponge for cleaning the
pots, bowls and cups.
Sailors should dunk their asses at least twice a day. In lubberland I just
go and sit in my neighbors hot tub for a half hour or so.
Capt Neal is right, scrub that puppy bright and clean. You'll never know
when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no
underwear, the paragon of a well scrubbed orifice.


"Per Elmsäter" wrote in message
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Gilligan wrote:
7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash
your
asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

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Don't Sail with Per!
 

I wear underwear because it catches the solid chunks.

The liquid stuff filters through. Unlike the Norwegians, I can get two week
out of a set.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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I agree with you. I haven't owned or worn underwear since
my high school days. While living with my parents they insisted
I wear underwear but as soon as I got out on my own the
underwear got used as rags. Underwear is perhaps the leading
cause of testicular cancer because it makes them too hot.

There is one rather crude custom we westerners have, however,
that is appalling. That is the use of toilet paper exclusively. Toilet
paper alone simply does not get the job done. Ask yourself what
you would do should you manage somehow to get **** on your
hands. If you wipe them off with toilet paper only then you are
uncivilized. Any sane person who has **** on their hands wash
their hands thoroughly.

One should also wash one's ass after taking a ****. I use toilet
paper to get the visible excretion wiped off then I follow up
with those moistened baby wipes with alcohol to complete
the job. Clean and disinfect - that's the key. Prior to developing
this method I could take a finger and swipe it along the length
of my butt crack and it would smell like ****. Now I can do the
same and it smells like a clean baby.

Get with the program, Moroon!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time
to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean
before
you zip up. Walking around all day in urine and **** stains.... and
then
pointing fingers at people who do it for a week is nothing but comical.

Real Men don't wear underwear.

CM


"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| 7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
| Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003
|
|
| Seven per cent of Norwegian men and six per cent of women wear the
same
pair
| of undies for at least a whole week before changing to a fresh pair,
| according to a new poll.
|
|
| Norwegians with a high level of education change their underwear less
often
| than those with a lower level of schooling, the survey of 1000
Norwegians,
| conducted by polling institute ACNielsen, showed.
|
|
| However, 65 per cent of those questioned say they pull on a fresh pair
once
| a day, while 4 per cent say they change twice a day.
|
|
| Those least likely to change their knickers are in the 41 to 50 age
range,
| while 18-to-30 year-olds are the most fastidious, with 73 per cent who
| change daily.
|
|
| Single men are also more likely to put on clean skivvies than those in
a
| relationship.
|
|
| Eleven per cent of Norwegians change their underwear two to three
times a
| week and 18 per cent do so four to six times a week.
|
|
| AFP
|
|
|
|
|

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Do you still order your fish net underwear from Victoria's Secret?

CM



"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| I wear underwear because it catches the solid chunks.
|
| The liquid stuff filters through. Unlike the Norwegians, I can get two
week
| out of a set.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Well, that depended whether the firecracker was above (Bernoulli)
or below them (Newtonian)when it exploded in the puddle.

FT

Thomas Stewart wrote:

Tadpoles fly
Bernoulli or Newtonian ?

OT

Don't Sail with Per!
 

What an image; Gillagan hanging off a sheer Cliff on a rope, with his
Ass exposed scrubbing it with a scouring pad.

Now; "THAT'S SOME ****!"

Ole Thom

Don't Sail with Per!
 

They don't have my size. The ladies crotchless models do work well. You
don't have to pull them down to take a dump.
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Do you still order your fish net underwear from Victoria's Secret?

CM



"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| I wear underwear because it catches the solid chunks.
|
| The liquid stuff filters through. Unlike the Norwegians, I can get two
week
| out of a set.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

If no one is looking I run the rope up and down my crack a few times, cleans
it real well.
"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message
...
What an image; Gillagan hanging off a sheer Cliff on a rope, with his
Ass exposed scrubbing it with a scouring pad.

Now; "THAT'S SOME ****!"

Ole Thom

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Puts a whole new, er, complexion on the term "plough wire
rigging". No doubt it serves you well...

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

If no one is looking I run the rope up and down my crack a few times, cleans
it real well.
"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message
...
What an image; Gillagan hanging off a sheer Cliff on a rope, with his
Ass exposed scrubbing it with a scouring pad.

Now; "THAT'S SOME ****!"

Ole Thom

Don't Sail with Per!
 

How would you like a trip to the Moon?

Wow...does that ever date you....get that straight off "Laverne and Shirley", eh?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't Sail with Per!
 

-- You'll never know when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no underwear

And they do notice and they do comment among themselves....


katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein