Don't Sail with Per!
 

Interesting stats. I guess the cold has something to do
with it. The brown stain in the back and the yellow
one in the front must confer a little more insulation to
ward off the cold. Also, the cold will keep the flies
from swarming around.


"Gilligan" wrote in message thlink.net...
7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003


Seven per cent of Norwegian men and six per cent of women wear the same pair
of undies for at least a whole week before changing to a fresh pair,
according to a new poll.


Norwegians with a high level of education change their underwear less often
than those with a lower level of schooling, the survey of 1000 Norwegians,
conducted by polling institute ACNielsen, showed.


However, 65 per cent of those questioned say they pull on a fresh pair once
a day, while 4 per cent say they change twice a day.


Those least likely to change their knickers are in the 41 to 50 age range,
while 18-to-30 year-olds are the most fastidious, with 73 per cent who
change daily.


Single men are also more likely to put on clean skivvies than those in a
relationship.


Eleven per cent of Norwegians change their underwear two to three times a
week and 18 per cent do so four to six times a week.


AFP

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean before
you zip up. Walking around all day in urine and **** stains.... and then
pointing fingers at people who do it for a week is nothing but comical.

Real Men don't wear underwear.

CM


"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| 7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
| Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003
|
|
| Seven per cent of Norwegian men and six per cent of women wear the same
pair
| of undies for at least a whole week before changing to a fresh pair,
| according to a new poll.
|
|
| Norwegians with a high level of education change their underwear less
often
| than those with a lower level of schooling, the survey of 1000 Norwegians,
| conducted by polling institute ACNielsen, showed.
|
|
| However, 65 per cent of those questioned say they pull on a fresh pair
once
| a day, while 4 per cent say they change twice a day.
|
|
| Those least likely to change their knickers are in the 41 to 50 age range,
| while 18-to-30 year-olds are the most fastidious, with 73 per cent who
| change daily.
|
|
| Single men are also more likely to put on clean skivvies than those in a
| relationship.
|
|
| Eleven per cent of Norwegians change their underwear two to three times a
| week and 18 per cent do so four to six times a week.
|
|
| AFP
|
|
|
|
|

Don't Sail with Per!
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean before
you zip up.

Why is it that this whole newsgroup has become fixated on
lizards, iguanas and other reptiles?

FT

Don't Sail with Per!
 

I agree with you. I haven't owned or worn underwear since
my high school days. While living with my parents they insisted
I wear underwear but as soon as I got out on my own the
underwear got used as rags. Underwear is perhaps the leading
cause of testicular cancer because it makes them too hot.

There is one rather crude custom we westerners have, however,
that is appalling. That is the use of toilet paper exclusively. Toilet
paper alone simply does not get the job done. Ask yourself what
you would do should you manage somehow to get **** on your
hands. If you wipe them off with toilet paper only then you are
uncivilized. Any sane person who has **** on their hands wash
their hands thoroughly.

One should also wash one's ass after taking a ****. I use toilet
paper to get the visible excretion wiped off then I follow up
with those moistened baby wipes with alcohol to complete
the job. Clean and disinfect - that's the key. Prior to developing
this method I could take a finger and swipe it along the length
of my butt crack and it would smell like ****. Now I can do the
same and it smells like a clean baby.

Get with the program, Moroon!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean before
you zip up. Walking around all day in urine and **** stains.... and then
pointing fingers at people who do it for a week is nothing but comical.

Real Men don't wear underwear.

CM


"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| 7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
| Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003
|
|
| Seven per cent of Norwegian men and six per cent of women wear the same
pair
| of undies for at least a whole week before changing to a fresh pair,
| according to a new poll.
|
|
| Norwegians with a high level of education change their underwear less
often
| than those with a lower level of schooling, the survey of 1000 Norwegians,
| conducted by polling institute ACNielsen, showed.
|
|
| However, 65 per cent of those questioned say they pull on a fresh pair
once
| a day, while 4 per cent say they change twice a day.
|
|
| Those least likely to change their knickers are in the 41 to 50 age range,
| while 18-to-30 year-olds are the most fastidious, with 73 per cent who
| change daily.
|
|
| Single men are also more likely to put on clean skivvies than those in a
| relationship.
|
|
| Eleven per cent of Norwegians change their underwear two to three times a
| week and 18 per cent do so four to six times a week.
|
|
| AFP
|
|
|
|
|

Don't Sail with Per!
 

I retract my "pinko" accusation, the reason being: when we were
kids we made lots of tadpoles fly. A threepenny bomb in a puddle
in the back lane was all that was needed. So on that basis, it
must logically follow from your theorem that Gilligan has been a
raging communist fifth-columnist from well before he enterered
this newsgroup.

Flying Tadpole

Simple Simon wrote:

Gilligan will go pinko when tadpoles fly.

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhh hhhhhhhh!

Gilligan's gone PINKO. Reading the Sydney Morning Herald! Such
liberal obscenities should be banned...er, no...bunned!!!

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

snip

Don't Sail with Per!
 

I stand corrected. I should have said when tadpoles fly
under their own power.


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
I retract my "pinko" accusation, the reason being: when we were
kids we made lots of tadpoles fly. A threepenny bomb in a puddle
in the back lane was all that was needed. So on that basis, it
must logically follow from your theorem that Gilligan has been a
raging communist fifth-columnist from well before he enterered
this newsgroup.

Flying Tadpole

Simple Simon wrote:

Gilligan will go pinko when tadpoles fly.

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhh hhhhhhhh!

Gilligan's gone PINKO. Reading the Sydney Morning Herald! Such
liberal obscenities should be banned...er, no...bunned!!!

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

snip

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Blame it on Danny.... it's the fashionable thing to do.

CM

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| Maybe they have better control of their orifices.
|
| Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time
to
| give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean
before
| you zip up.
|
| Why is it that this whole newsgroup has become fixated on
| lizards, iguanas and other reptiles?
|
| FT

Don't Sail with Per!
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
| Get with the program, Moroon!

.....been there for years.

CM

Don't Sail with Per!
 

No. It's Jasson's fault.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Blame it on Danny.... it's the fashionable thing to do.

CM

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| Maybe they have better control of their orifices.
|
| Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take
time
to
| give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean
before
| you zip up.
|
| Why is it that this whole newsgroup has become fixated on
| lizards, iguanas and other reptiles?
|
| FT

Don't Sail with Per!
 

More information than we needed.

Now, I have to wash my hands and take a pill.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


I agree with you. I haven't owned or worn underwear since
my high school days. While living with my parents they insisted
I wear underwear but as soon as I got out on my own the
underwear got used as rags. Underwear is perhaps the leading
cause of testicular cancer because it makes them too hot.

There is one rather crude custom we westerners have, however,
that is appalling. That is the use of toilet paper exclusively. Toilet
paper alone simply does not get the job done. Ask yourself what
you would do should you manage somehow to get **** on your
hands. If you wipe them off with toilet paper only then you are
uncivilized. Any sane person who has **** on their hands wash
their hands thoroughly.

One should also wash one's ass after taking a ****. I use toilet
paper to get the visible excretion wiped off then I follow up
with those moistened baby wipes with alcohol to complete
the job. Clean and disinfect - that's the key. Prior to developing
this method I could take a finger and swipe it along the length
of my butt crack and it would smell like ****. Now I can do the
same and it smells like a clean baby.

Get with the program, Moroon!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time
to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean
before
you zip up. Walking around all day in urine and **** stains.... and
then
pointing fingers at people who do it for a week is nothing but comical.

Real Men don't wear underwear.

CM


"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| 7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
| Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003
|
|
| Seven per cent of Norwegian men and six per cent of women wear the
same
pair
| of undies for at least a whole week before changing to a fresh pair,
| according to a new poll.
|
|
| Norwegians with a high level of education change their underwear less
often
| than those with a lower level of schooling, the survey of 1000
Norwegians,
| conducted by polling institute ACNielsen, showed.
|
|
| However, 65 per cent of those questioned say they pull on a fresh pair
once
| a day, while 4 per cent say they change twice a day.
|
|
| Those least likely to change their knickers are in the 41 to 50 age
range,
| while 18-to-30 year-olds are the most fastidious, with 73 per cent who
| change daily.
|
|
| Single men are also more likely to put on clean skivvies than those in
a
| relationship.
|
|
| Eleven per cent of Norwegians change their underwear two to three
times a
| week and 18 per cent do so four to six times a week.
|
|
| AFP
|
|
|
|
|

Don't Sail with Per!
 

"Gilligan" wrote in message rthlink.net...
7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week


Per the type to have twelve pairs of underwear.

Thats what that big arch on the back of his boat is for, dying them once a year.

Capt. American

Don't Sail with Per!
 

UNDIES
Kind of sounds like those "Longhandle Drawer" are more laundering
problem than the warm climate briefs G

Ole Thom

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Real men don't wear undrerwaer and use hanked on sails Oh Yeah
:^)

OT

Don't Sail with Per!
 

OOPReal men don't wear underwear or use unhanked sails, but they do
use BABY WIPES G G

OT

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Tadpoles fly
Bernoulli or Newtonian ?

OT

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Gilligan wrote:
7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash your
asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Real men can't abide a motorsailer.


"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message ...
OOPReal men don't wear underwear or use unhanked sails, but they do
use BABY WIPES G G

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Underwear is perhaps the leading
cause of testicular cancer because it makes them too hot.

You have to have some before they can get hot.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Thats what that big arch on the back of his boat is for, dying them once a year.

Get it straight. the Navigator has the big arch and booby has the big ladder....Per sails OIPB's....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't Sail with Per!
 

How would you like a trip to the Moon?


"katysails" wrote in message ...
..

You have to have some before they can get hot.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

It's very important to wash your ass. Especially when climbing mountains.
After 5 days or so in the field with just toilet paper the dingleballs get
to be the size of golfballs. All that hair matts together, gets pulled and
you are in for one big sore ass.
I recommend using one of those two sided kitchen sponges. One side is a soft
sponge, the other a strong abrasive surface. It really gets the grit and
lumps out quickly. Plus, afterwards you can use the sponge for cleaning the
pots, bowls and cups.
Sailors should dunk their asses at least twice a day. In lubberland I just
go and sit in my neighbors hot tub for a half hour or so.
Capt Neal is right, scrub that puppy bright and clean. You'll never know
when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no
underwear, the paragon of a well scrubbed orifice.


"Per Elmsäter" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash
your
asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

I wear underwear because it catches the solid chunks.

The liquid stuff filters through. Unlike the Norwegians, I can get two week
out of a set.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


I agree with you. I haven't owned or worn underwear since
my high school days. While living with my parents they insisted
I wear underwear but as soon as I got out on my own the
underwear got used as rags. Underwear is perhaps the leading
cause of testicular cancer because it makes them too hot.

There is one rather crude custom we westerners have, however,
that is appalling. That is the use of toilet paper exclusively. Toilet
paper alone simply does not get the job done. Ask yourself what
you would do should you manage somehow to get **** on your
hands. If you wipe them off with toilet paper only then you are
uncivilized. Any sane person who has **** on their hands wash
their hands thoroughly.

One should also wash one's ass after taking a ****. I use toilet
paper to get the visible excretion wiped off then I follow up
with those moistened baby wipes with alcohol to complete
the job. Clean and disinfect - that's the key. Prior to developing
this method I could take a finger and swipe it along the length
of my butt crack and it would smell like ****. Now I can do the
same and it smells like a clean baby.

Get with the program, Moroon!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time
to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean
before
you zip up. Walking around all day in urine and **** stains.... and
then
pointing fingers at people who do it for a week is nothing but comical.

Real Men don't wear underwear.

CM


"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| 7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
| Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003
|
|
| Seven per cent of Norwegian men and six per cent of women wear the
same
pair
| of undies for at least a whole week before changing to a fresh pair,
| according to a new poll.
|
|
| Norwegians with a high level of education change their underwear less
often
| than those with a lower level of schooling, the survey of 1000
Norwegians,
| conducted by polling institute ACNielsen, showed.
|
|
| However, 65 per cent of those questioned say they pull on a fresh pair
once
| a day, while 4 per cent say they change twice a day.
|
|
| Those least likely to change their knickers are in the 41 to 50 age
range,
| while 18-to-30 year-olds are the most fastidious, with 73 per cent who
| change daily.
|
|
| Single men are also more likely to put on clean skivvies than those in
a
| relationship.
|
|
| Eleven per cent of Norwegians change their underwear two to three
times a
| week and 18 per cent do so four to six times a week.
|
|
| AFP
|
|
|
|
|

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Do you still order your fish net underwear from Victoria's Secret?

CM



"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| I wear underwear because it catches the solid chunks.
|
| The liquid stuff filters through. Unlike the Norwegians, I can get two
week
| out of a set.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Well, that depended whether the firecracker was above (Bernoulli)
or below them (Newtonian)when it exploded in the puddle.

FT

Thomas Stewart wrote:

Tadpoles fly
Bernoulli or Newtonian ?

OT

Don't Sail with Per!
 

What an image; Gillagan hanging off a sheer Cliff on a rope, with his
Ass exposed scrubbing it with a scouring pad.

Now; "THAT'S SOME ****!"

Ole Thom

Don't Sail with Per!
 

They don't have my size. The ladies crotchless models do work well. You
don't have to pull them down to take a dump.
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Do you still order your fish net underwear from Victoria's Secret?

CM



"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| I wear underwear because it catches the solid chunks.
|
| The liquid stuff filters through. Unlike the Norwegians, I can get two
week
| out of a set.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

If no one is looking I run the rope up and down my crack a few times, cleans
it real well.
"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message
...
What an image; Gillagan hanging off a sheer Cliff on a rope, with his
Ass exposed scrubbing it with a scouring pad.

Now; "THAT'S SOME ****!"

Ole Thom

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Puts a whole new, er, complexion on the term "plough wire
rigging". No doubt it serves you well...

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

If no one is looking I run the rope up and down my crack a few times, cleans
it real well.
"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message
...
What an image; Gillagan hanging off a sheer Cliff on a rope, with his
Ass exposed scrubbing it with a scouring pad.

Now; "THAT'S SOME ****!"

Ole Thom

Don't Sail with Per!
 

How would you like a trip to the Moon?

Wow...does that ever date you....get that straight off "Laverne and Shirley", eh?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't Sail with Per!
 

-- You'll never know when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no underwear

And they do notice and they do comment among themselves....


katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't Sail with Per!
 

A terrible admission. Are you haunted by this -is that why you call
yourself the flying tadpole?

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:

I retract my "pinko" accusation, the reason being: when we were
kids we made lots of tadpoles fly. A threepenny bomb in a puddle
in the back lane was all that was needed. So on that basis, it
must logically follow from your theorem that Gilligan has been a
raging communist fifth-columnist from well before he enterered
this newsgroup.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

If you rubbed your ass on rocks you could find your way home without
GPS. A biodegradable trail marker! Even work on snow...

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:

It's very important to wash your ass. Especially when climbing mountains.
After 5 days or so in the field with just toilet paper the dingleballs get
to be the size of golfballs. All that hair matts together, gets pulled and
you are in for one big sore ass.
I recommend using one of those two sided kitchen sponges. One side is a soft
sponge, the other a strong abrasive surface. It really gets the grit and
lumps out quickly. Plus, afterwards you can use the sponge for cleaning the
pots, bowls and cups.
Sailors should dunk their asses at least twice a day. In lubberland I just
go and sit in my neighbors hot tub for a half hour or so.
Capt Neal is right, scrub that puppy bright and clean. You'll never know
when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no
underwear, the paragon of a well scrubbed orifice.


"Per Elmsäter" wrote in message
...


Gilligan wrote:


7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003


Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash


your


asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Do what???

CM

"The_navigator_©" wrote in message

| But you do.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Do what???

CM

"The_navigator_©" wrote in message

| But you do.

Don't Sail with Per!
 

How would you know MC.....

I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub that
crack.....

CM

"The_navigator_©" wrote in message
...
| Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Do what???
|
| CM
|
| "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
|
| | But you do.
|
|
|
|
|

Don't Sail with Per!
 

Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows you won't
get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are considered formal
wear in some locations that require them. You really should travel more MC.

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| That's not what the long johns say.
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| How would you know MC.....
|
| I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub that
| crack.....
|
| CM
|
| "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| ...
| | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| |
| | Do what???
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| |
| | | But you do.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|

Don't Sail with Per!
 

That's not what their adverts say.

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows you won't
get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are considered formal
wear in some locations that require them. You really should travel more MC.

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| That's not what the long johns say.
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| How would you know MC.....
|
| I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub that
| crack.....
|
| CM
|
| "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| ...
| | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| |
| | Do what???
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| |
| | | But you do.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|

Don't Sail with Per!
 

They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....

Obviously the strategy is working.

Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit of the Loom
are for the Ladies.

Suck it up.... get with the program..

CM




"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| That's not what their adverts say.
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows you
won't
| get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are considered
formal
| wear in some locations that require them. You really should travel more
MC.
|
| CM
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| ...
| | That's not what the long johns say.
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | How would you know MC.....
| |
| | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub that
| | crack.....
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
| | |
| | | Cheers MC
| | |
| | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | |
| | | Do what???
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Don't Sail with Per!
 

So according to your local lore Long Johns are not underwear? One starts
to wonder what you think underwear is...

Try a google on "long John underwear" to see the mistake in your
beliefs. Now how often do you wash your long johns?

Cheers MC



Capt. Mooron wrote:
They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....

Obviously the strategy is working.

Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit of the Loom
are for the Ladies.

Suck it up.... get with the program..

CM




"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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| That's not what their adverts say.
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| Cheers MC
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| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows you
won't
| get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are considered
formal
| wear in some locations that require them. You really should travel more
MC.
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| CM
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| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
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| | That's not what the long johns say.
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| | Cheers MC
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| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | How would you know MC.....
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| | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub that
| | crack.....
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| | CM
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| | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
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| | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
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| | | Cheers MC
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| | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
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| | | Do what???
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| | | CM
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| | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
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| | | | But you do.
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Don't Sail with Per!
 

Underwear are boxers and briefs and other assorted venue of trouser towels
worn by the incontinent, hygienically challenged masses.

Long Johns are not underwear..... they are only referred to in that manner
by the ignorant and unwashed that have no clue of seasonal dress codes or
requirements. Liberals, Yuppies and Homosexuals generally refer to Long
Johns as Underwear.

When in season they are washed as often as you wash your clothes and a
complete set consists of 6 pairs.

When it's really cold I wear my silk long johns under my regular long
johns.... it would be embarrassing to tell you how good that feels at 50
below.


CM


"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| So according to your local lore Long Johns are not underwear? One starts
| to wonder what you think underwear is...
|
| Try a google on "long John underwear" to see the mistake in your
| beliefs. Now how often do you wash your long johns?
|
| Cheers MC
|
|
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....
|
| Obviously the strategy is working.
|
| Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit of the
Loom
| are for the Ladies.
|
| Suck it up.... get with the program..
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| ...
| | That's not what their adverts say.
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows you
| won't
| | get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are considered
| formal
| | wear in some locations that require them. You really should travel
more
| MC.
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | That's not what the long johns say.
| | |
| | | Cheers MC
| | |
| | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | How would you know MC.....
| | |
| | | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub
that
| | | crack.....
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
| | | |
| | | | Cheers MC
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| | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | |
| | | | Do what???
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| | | | CM
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| | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
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| | | | | But you do.
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