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Don't Sail with Per!

A terrible admission. Are you haunted by this -is that why you call
yourself the flying tadpole?

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:

I retract my "pinko" accusation, the reason being: when we were
kids we made lots of tadpoles fly. A threepenny bomb in a puddle
in the back lane was all that was needed. So on that basis, it
must logically follow from your theorem that Gilligan has been a
raging communist fifth-columnist from well before he enterered
this newsgroup.

Don't Sail with Per!

If you rubbed your ass on rocks you could find your way home without
GPS. A biodegradable trail marker! Even work on snow...

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:

It's very important to wash your ass. Especially when climbing mountains.
After 5 days or so in the field with just toilet paper the dingleballs get
to be the size of golfballs. All that hair matts together, gets pulled and
you are in for one big sore ass.
I recommend using one of those two sided kitchen sponges. One side is a soft
sponge, the other a strong abrasive surface. It really gets the grit and
lumps out quickly. Plus, afterwards you can use the sponge for cleaning the
pots, bowls and cups.
Sailors should dunk their asses at least twice a day. In lubberland I just
go and sit in my neighbors hot tub for a half hour or so.
Capt Neal is right, scrub that puppy bright and clean. You'll never know
when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no
underwear, the paragon of a well scrubbed orifice.

"Per Elmsäter" wrote in message
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Gilligan wrote:

7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash

your

asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

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Don't Sail with Per!

Do what???

CM

"The_navigator_©" wrote in message

| But you do.

Don't Sail with Per!

Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Do what???

CM

"The_navigator_©" wrote in message

| But you do.

Don't Sail with Per!

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Don't Sail with Per!

So according to your local lore Long Johns are not underwear? One starts
to wonder what you think underwear is...

Try a google on "long John underwear" to see the mistake in your
beliefs. Now how often do you wash your long johns?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:
They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....

Obviously the strategy is working.

Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit of the Loom
are for the Ladies.

Suck it up.... get with the program..

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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| That's not what their adverts say.
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| Cheers MC
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| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows you
won't
| get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are considered
formal
| wear in some locations that require them. You really should travel more
MC.
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| CM
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| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
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| | That's not what the long johns say.
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| | Cheers MC
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| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | How would you know MC.....
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| | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub that
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| | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
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| | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
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Don't Sail with Per!

Underwear are boxers and briefs and other assorted venue of trouser towels
worn by the incontinent, hygienically challenged masses.

Long Johns are not underwear..... they are only referred to in that manner
by the ignorant and unwashed that have no clue of seasonal dress codes or
requirements. Liberals, Yuppies and Homosexuals generally refer to Long
Johns as Underwear.

When in season they are washed as often as you wash your clothes and a
complete set consists of 6 pairs.

When it's really cold I wear my silk long johns under my regular long
johns.... it would be embarrassing to tell you how good that feels at 50
below.

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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| So according to your local lore Long Johns are not underwear? One starts
| to wonder what you think underwear is...
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| Try a google on "long John underwear" to see the mistake in your
| beliefs. Now how often do you wash your long johns?
|
| Cheers MC
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| Capt. Mooron wrote:
| They're pandering to Cha-Chakas....
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| Obviously the strategy is working.
|
| Look.... H/H is Formal Wear, Stanley's is for drinkin' and Fruit of the
Loom
| are for the Ladies.
|
| Suck it up.... get with the program..
|
| CM
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| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
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| | That's not what their adverts say.
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| | Cheers MC
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | Everyone knows long johns aren't underwear..... everyone knows you
| won't
| | get arrested wearing a pair in the bar. Helly Hansens are considered
| formal
| | wear in some locations that require them. You really should travel
more
| MC.
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| | CM
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| | "The_navigator©" wrote in message
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| | | That's not what the long johns say.
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| | | Cheers MC
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| | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| | | How would you know MC.....
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| | | I never wear drip and skid liners. Shake that puppy and scrub
that
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| | | CM
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| | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
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| | | | Wear underwear. Pay attention in class.
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| | | | Cheers MC
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| | | | Capt. Mooron wrote:
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| | | | Do what???
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| | | | CM
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| | | | "The_navigator_©" wrote in message
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| | | | | But you do.
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