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On Aug 19, 3:25*pm, Morten Reistad wrote:
1) The *"seamanship" rules. * ** Everyone yield for special signs, like dive flag, trawler, etc. I do have a dive flag that use when snorkeling, but just got a "protest" red flag, which I learned later was for sailboat races... Anyway I intend to fly it for two purposes: 1. to be seen, and 2. to protest against the Law of the Jungle, currently in practice everywhere in the seas. The question is, WHO'S LIABLE IF I DO GET HIT? I'm afraid the laws are made to fit the big ones, of course... HOW THE LAW WORKS... FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE LION One day the King of the Jungle, tired of being called AUTHORITARIAN, gathered the most cunning animals in the kingdom, chief among them the Foxes, and told them: "It's mighty unjust that I am not recognized for what I am. You know full well that the best of my SCRAPS, after you, go to the Little Animals... Well, I want you to write LAWS, so from now on it'll be them, and not me, who would rule over this God chosen kingdom..." After a few months of hard deliberations (and a few "private parties" and "business trips") the Foxes (now turned politicians) returned with a long, long book of laws written in a language so hard to understand to the Little Animals that they thought it was old Greek. After translation, it started like this: "The animals with a mane will be treated like kings; the animals with paws and teeth will be above the Laws; and the animals who will represent the interests of the Little Animals, us, will be granted a raise in benefits and status... Of course, ALL FORMS OF DISCRIMINATION will be considered ILLEGAL, and will result in the Lion eating the Little Animal..." (Moral: The trick is in the law.) |
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