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rand mair fheal, ye bemused partaker of a little gain, what a maidenly
man at arms you have become, ye exuded:

In article
-ossetia,
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

rand mair fheal, ye greasy notable coward, thou detestable bones, ye bad
mouthed:

In article ,
Howard Garner wrote:

BAR wrote:
rand mair fheal wrote:
In article ,
BAR wrote:

rand mair fheal wrote:
Typical of the Lefties however....Free Speech only includes
Leftwing
Speech.
what was ayres convicted of
Convicted is a legal term.

If I see you take a **** on your front lawn, you have taken a ****
on
your front lawn. You haven't been convicted of it but, you have
done
it.

typical pf righties however
free speech only includes rightwing speech

Free speech is great. US citizens have the right to free speech in
public but, you don't have the right to be heard.

Many forget that last part.

then why are others screaming to silence me



*PLONK*

See? No screaming.



i have no mouth
and i must eat ice cream



Bathe in a vat of the stuff and absorb it through your skin.

Oh, hang on, bathe...

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In article tan,
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

rand mair fheal, ye bemused partaker of a little gain, what a maidenly
man at arms you have become, ye exuded:

In article
-ossetia,
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

rand mair fheal, ye greasy notable coward, thou detestable bones, ye bad
mouthed:

In article ,
Howard Garner wrote:

BAR wrote:
rand mair fheal wrote:
In article ,
BAR wrote:

rand mair fheal wrote:
Typical of the Lefties however....Free Speech only includes
Leftwing
Speech.
what was ayres convicted of
Convicted is a legal term.

If I see you take a **** on your front lawn, you have taken a ****
on
your front lawn. You haven't been convicted of it but, you have
done
it.

typical pf righties however
free speech only includes rightwing speech

Free speech is great. US citizens have the right to free speech in
public but, you don't have the right to be heard.

Many forget that last part.

then why are others screaming to silence me


*PLONK*

See? No screaming.



i have no mouth
and i must eat ice cream



Bathe in a vat of the stuff and absorb it through your skin.

Oh, hang on, bathe...


http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Stuntman,-The.html

CAMERON
You'll miss the main part! Killer
Cameron's ghastly crime! I was
freaked out of my head! And,
suddenly there's this big flashlight
shining in my face. I just grabbed
that goddamn ice cream bucket and
slopped it...right over the guy's
head!

Although Cameron's got nothing in his hands, he pantomimes swinging
that fifty-pound ice cream bucket around in the air, losing his
balance and landing on his back in the paint beside Nina. Her
hysteria is renewed, but Cameron stops laughing.

CAMERON (CONT'D)
(quietly)
It's not funny. It wasn't him. It
was a cop. I got out of there like
a shot. I didn't know he was
knocked out. How the hell did I
know he was gonna lay there all
night with his head in the ice
cream?

NINA
(suddenly serious)
Oh, my God. He died?

CAMERON
No, he's in the hospital.

NINA
Oh, no.

CAMERON
Oh, yes. That ice cream's goddamn
cold!
(struggling for a proper
description)
His nose...it froze and his ear
froze, see...and...

Despite the horror of it, Nina starts giggling. She can't help it.

CAMERON (CONT'D)
(indignantly)
No, it's terrible!...He lost the tip
of his nose and his ear lobe...

arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call
its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here
this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang
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rand mair fheal, ye rotten subtle whore, thou are as a candle, the
better part burnt out, ye pressured:

In article tan,
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

rand mair fheal, ye bemused partaker of a little gain, what a maidenly
man at arms you have become, ye exuded:

In article
-ossetia,
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

rand mair fheal, ye greasy notable coward, thou detestable bones, ye
bad
mouthed:

In article ,
Howard Garner wrote:

BAR wrote:
rand mair fheal wrote:
In article ,
BAR wrote:

rand mair fheal wrote:
Typical of the Lefties however....Free Speech only includes
Leftwing
Speech.
what was ayres convicted of
Convicted is a legal term.

If I see you take a **** on your front lawn, you have taken a
****
on
your front lawn. You haven't been convicted of it but, you have
done
it.

typical pf righties however
free speech only includes rightwing speech

Free speech is great. US citizens have the right to free speech
in
public but, you don't have the right to be heard.

Many forget that last part.

then why are others screaming to silence me


*PLONK*

See? No screaming.



i have no mouth
and i must eat ice cream



Bathe in a vat of the stuff and absorb it through your skin.

Oh, hang on, bathe...


http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Stuntman,-The.html

CAMERON
You'll miss the main part! Killer
Cameron's ghastly crime! I was
freaked out of my head! And,
suddenly there's this big flashlight
shining in my face. I just grabbed
that goddamn ice cream bucket and
slopped it...right over the guy's
head!

Although Cameron's got nothing in his hands, he pantomimes
swinging
that fifty-pound ice cream bucket around in the air, losing his
balance and landing on his back in the paint beside Nina. Her
hysteria is renewed, but Cameron stops laughing.

CAMERON (CONT'D)
(quietly)
It's not funny. It wasn't him. It
was a cop. I got out of there like
a shot. I didn't know he was
knocked out. How the hell did I
know he was gonna lay there all
night with his head in the ice
cream?

NINA
(suddenly serious)
Oh, my God. He died?

CAMERON
No, he's in the hospital.

NINA
Oh, no.

CAMERON
Oh, yes. That ice cream's goddamn
cold!
(struggling for a proper
description)
His nose...it froze and his ear
froze, see...and...

Despite the horror of it, Nina starts giggling. She can't help
it.

CAMERON (CONT'D)
(indignantly)
No, it's terrible!...He lost the tip
of his nose and his ear lobe...



George W Boosh loves you.

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Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
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and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
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banana conserve next to weird hobo's nose hairs and dolphin muscle
marinade, simmered in a congealing pannikin filled with canned croutons
of tomato in melted cheese, a side of crow intestines and a mug of
bullfrog vaginal secretions.

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:49:21 -0700, rand mair fheal wrote:

i have no mouth
and i must eat ice cream



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