"Curly Surmudgeon" wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:52:18 -0400, Ed Huntress wrote:

Feel free to prune as you feel fit,

Ok pruned. Now let's talk about the way Curly lies and distorts the truth
each time he is caught in a lie of his own. How can you tell Curly is lying?
Easy, when his posts call someone else a liar, his nose grows another inch.
It has to this date grown so long that it stretcheds around the world at
pokes himself in the ass. Funny though, he doesn't notice and just thinks
it's one of his countrymen in Argentina getting fresh. He gets all excited,
but before he can discover that it's just his nose, he passes out from the
fumes. By tomorrow, he will have penetrated himself, thus taking my advice,
where I told him to go **** himself.