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I'm voting republican because...
On Sep 11, 11:55*am, Cliff wrote:
[ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. |
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"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. Keep the faith, work hard, vote Republican ..... and you may become rich. Eisboch |
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On Sep 11, 4:57*pm, wf3h wrote:
On Sep 11, 11:55*am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. You need to run for the US Congress: http://www.opensecrets.org/pfds/overview.php http://redstateamerican.wordpress.co...s-of-congress/ |
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JimH wrote:
On Sep 11, 4:57 pm, wf3h wrote: On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. You need to run for the US Congress: http://www.opensecrets.org/pfds/overview.php http://redstateamerican.wordpress.co...s-of-congress/ I'm not dumb enough to vote for McBush or what has turned out to be the lying pitbull wearing lipstick. |
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On Sep 11, 4:04*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. Keep the faith, work hard, vote Republican ..... and you may become rich. another popular myth fostered by the GOP to keep trailer trash in their place i used to work for ATT until they laid off 100,000 workers. you were saying about 'working hard'? |
I'm voting republican because...
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 4:04 pm, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. Keep the faith, work hard, vote Republican ..... and you may become rich. another popular myth fostered by the GOP to keep trailer trash in their place i used to work for ATT until they laid off 100,000 workers. you were saying about 'working hard'? Happens all the time, in all businesses, for all kinds of reasons. My son's father-in-law worked all his life for the Boston Globe. Belonged to whatever union applied. For obvious reasons, the print media is making major cutbacks, just like I am sure ATT had to in order to stay in business. The Globe offered very generous early retirement packages to those with many years of service. His union decided to fight to the end, trying to get more and he almost lost his job plus the package. Fortunately, some of us talked some sense into his head and he accepted the day before the offer expired. Now retired and enjoying life. The secret is: Make yourself valuable and don't put all your eggs in one basket. BTW, I am not particularly anti-union. For some it's a good way to make up for a lack of self-reliance, I guess. I just never had any need for the safety net of a union, either to negotiate my pay and benefits or guarantee my job. As a former business owner, we had many tradespeople, most of whom were former union members at one point or another, who much preferred the culture, benefits and working environment of our non-union shop. Eisboch |
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wf3h wrote:
On Sep 11, 4:04 pm, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. Keep the faith, work hard, vote Republican ..... and you may become rich. another popular myth fostered by the GOP to keep trailer trash in their place i used to work for ATT until they laid off 100,000 workers. you were saying about 'working hard'? Indeed, work your ass off for an American corporation and then, when it suits the corporation, it cuts your health care, dumps your retirement and then ships your job off to China. We obviously need to change the way the game is played. |
I'm voting republican because...
On Sep 12, 9:05*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 4:04 pm, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. Keep the faith, work hard, vote Republican ..... and you may become rich. another popular myth fostered by the GOP to keep trailer trash in their place i used to work for ATT until they laid off 100,000 workers. you were saying about 'working hard'? Happens all the time, in all businesses, for all kinds of reasons. *My son's father-in-law worked all his life for the Boston Globe. *Belonged to whatever union applied. *For obvious reasons, the print media is making major cutbacks, just like I am sure ATT had to in order to stay in business. The Globe offered very generous early retirement packages to those with many years of service. *His union decided to fight to the end, trying to get more and he almost lost his job plus the package. * Fortunately, some of us talked some sense into his head and he accepted the day before the offer expired. *Now retired and enjoying life. The secret is: * Make yourself valuable and don't put all your eggs in one basket. BTW, I am not particularly anti-union. *For some it's a good way to make up for a lack of self-reliance, I guess. i love when when right wing shills say this so when ATT laid off 100,000 people, including some of the world's best scientists....when TI laid off PhD scientists with degrees from CalTech, and Princeton....those folks were failures, i suppose your belief in corporate infalibility is quite touching. not since i believed in santa claus have i seen such faith... *I just never had any need for the safety net of a union, either to negotiate my pay and benefits or guarantee my job. * tell it to the folks at enron who lost their jobs by corporate malfeasance...or bear stearns, or countrywide financial. you have an eqo probem that prevents you from seeing reality IOW you're a republican. As a former business owner, we had many tradespeople, most of whom were former union members at one point or another, who much preferred the culture, benefits and working environment of our non-union shop. as i said...the GOP has fostered an anti union attitude in this county and you're living proof. you believe in a fairy tale. you think you control your own future wrong. |
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On Sep 12, 9:05*am, hk wrote:
wf3h wrote: On Sep 11, 4:04 pm, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message .... On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. Keep the faith, work hard, vote Republican ..... and you may become rich. another popular myth fostered by the GOP to keep trailer trash in their place i used to work for ATT until they laid off 100,000 workers. you were saying about 'working hard'? Indeed, work your ass off for an American corporation and then, when it suits the corporation, it cuts your health care, dumps your retirement and then ships your job off to China. according to eisboch and bush...this is god's will. it does, after all, make the rich richer. |
I'm voting republican because...
"wf3h" wrote in message ... as i said...the GOP has fostered an anti union attitude in this county and you're living proof. you believe in a fairy tale. you think you control your own future wrong. ------------------------ Nope. I do control my own future, within the constraints imposed by laws, taxes, etc. IOW .... instead of constantly bitching about it ... I found ways to make it work. It's not hard. Eisboch |
I'm voting republican because...
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 12, 9:05 am, hk wrote: wf3h wrote: On Sep 11, 4:04 pm, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. Keep the faith, work hard, vote Republican ..... and you may become rich. another popular myth fostered by the GOP to keep trailer trash in their place i used to work for ATT until they laid off 100,000 workers. you were saying about 'working hard'? Indeed, work your ass off for an American corporation and then, when it suits the corporation, it cuts your health care, dumps your retirement and then ships your job off to China. according to eisboch and bush...this is god's will. it does, after all, make the rich richer. --------------------------------------- This is comical. Another standard, preprogrammed liberal response. My DIL is a hard core, ultra liberal, a product of her equally liberal California mother. It's lots of fun debating issues with her because her responses are so predictable ... to the point that I will whisper her response to a statement I am about to make to someone else, before I make it. She parrots back the predicted response almost 100% of the time. Then, I start teasing her by responding with her words .... a fraction of a second *before* she utters them. She sounds like a slight time delay repeat of what I say. It's always the standard, liberal lines. "John McCain voted 90% with Bush ..... (doesn't matter that so did most of Congress from both sides). Or "McCain is just another four years of Bush". I wish sometimes that people representing the left would come up with some original thoughts or lines instead of parroting the same stuff they hear in the media, day after day, week after week, month after month. As Russia reemerges as a world power, terrorists still run around threatening our lives, the economy is in deep doo-doo ..... the Dems have us focused on lipstick. Eisboch |
I'm voting republican because...
Eisboch wrote:
I wish sometimes that people representing the left would come up with some original thoughts or lines instead of parroting the same stuff they hear in the media, day after day, week after week, month after month. As Russia reemerges as a world power, terrorists still run around threatening our lives, the economy is in deep doo-doo ..... the Dems have us focused on lipstick. Eisboch Uh...it is Ms. Palin who brought up the lipstick issue and the Republicans who tried to make a bigger issue of it. Better the Republicans talk about lipstick than any serious issue. |
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On Sep 14, 9:08*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"wf3h" wrote in message ... as i said...the GOP has fostered an anti union attitude in this county and you're living proof. you believe in a fairy tale. you think you control your own future wrong. ------------------------ Nope. *I do control my own future, within the constraints imposed by laws, taxes, etc. IOW .... instead of constantly bitching about it ... I found ways to make it work. *It's not hard. so if your company lays you off and ships your job to china...and you lose your house... you control your future? do you get a commission from the brothers grimm for writing these fairy tales? |
I'm voting republican because...
On Sep 14, 9:23*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 12, 9:05 am, hk wrote: wf3h wrote: On Sep 11, 4:04 pm, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message .... On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. Keep the faith, work hard, vote Republican ..... and you may become rich. another popular myth fostered by the GOP to keep trailer trash in their place i used to work for ATT until they laid off 100,000 workers. you were saying about 'working hard'? Indeed, work your ass off for an American corporation and then, when it suits the corporation, it cuts your health care, dumps your retirement and then ships your job off to China. according to eisboch and bush...this is god's will. it does, after all, make the rich richer. --------------------------------------- This is comical. * Another standard, preprogrammed liberal response. says the right wing fairy tale puppet My DIL is a hard core, ultra liberal, a product of her equally liberal California mother. zzzzzzzzzz..... I wish sometimes that people representing the left would come up with some original thoughts or lines instead of parroting the same stuff t i presented the right wing shill with an actual case of 100,000 people losing their jobs...including some of the world's best scientists... his response? 'left wing propaganda'. i suppose that, if you just ignore the bad stuff, it'll go away. hey hear in the media, day after day, week after week, month after month. * As Russia reemerges as a world power, terrorists still run around threatening our lives, the economy is in deep doo-doo ..... *the Dems have us focused on lipstick. ROFLMAO!!! if you read national review...the right wing rag...you'll see THEY were the ones who went ballistic over lipstick. to them, massive job losses...since they affect the middle class...are irrelevant... he doesn't even know the RIGHT wing party line let alone the left wing line.... |
I'm voting republican because...
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 14, 9:23 am, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 12, 9:05 am, hk wrote: wf3h wrote: On Sep 11, 4:04 pm, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 11:55 am, Cliff wrote: [ I'm voting republican because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU ] i'm not rich, or religious enough to vote republican. i work for a living. Keep the faith, work hard, vote Republican ..... and you may become rich. another popular myth fostered by the GOP to keep trailer trash in their place i used to work for ATT until they laid off 100,000 workers. you were saying about 'working hard'? Indeed, work your ass off for an American corporation and then, when it suits the corporation, it cuts your health care, dumps your retirement and then ships your job off to China. according to eisboch and bush...this is god's will. it does, after all, make the rich richer. --------------------------------------- This is comical. Another standard, preprogrammed liberal response. says the right wing fairy tale puppet My DIL is a hard core, ultra liberal, a product of her equally liberal California mother. zzzzzzzzzz..... I wish sometimes that people representing the left would come up with some original thoughts or lines instead of parroting the same stuff t i presented the right wing shill with an actual case of 100,000 people losing their jobs...including some of the world's best scientists... his response? 'left wing propaganda'. i suppose that, if you just ignore the bad stuff, it'll go away. hey hear in the media, day after day, week after week, month after month. As Russia reemerges as a world power, terrorists still run around threatening our lives, the economy is in deep doo-doo ..... the Dems have us focused on lipstick. ROFLMAO!!! if you read national review...the right wing rag...you'll see THEY were the ones who went ballistic over lipstick. to them, massive job losses...since they affect the middle class...are irrelevant... he doesn't even know the RIGHT wing party line let alone the left wing line.... TI layed off a bunch of people because the market for chips tanked. I was layed off from TI, because there was no money in the disk drive supply business. So Silicon Systems was written off. Am I bitter. Nope, was the 7th layoff I went through. Most because I worked for a lot of startup companies. And that is a crap shoot in the best of times. You get another job. Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. |
I'm voting republican because...
"Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch |
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On Sep 14, 2:47*pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 14, 9:23 am, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message he doesn't even know the RIGHT wing party line let alone the left wing line.... TI layed off a bunch of people because the market for chips tanked. so much for your assertion that, if you work hard, you'll get rewarded. you can work your ass off and still get ****canned. *I was layed off from TI, because there was no money in the disk drive supply business. *So Silicon Systems was written off. *Am I bitter. *Nope, was the 7th layoff I went through. gee. and what does that routinely do when whole communities lose their economic bases? *Most because I worked for a lot of startup companies. *And that is a crap shoot in the best of times. *You get another job. *Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. sure it does. you just have to be a rich GOP contributor. then the govt will protect you. if you're middle class, you're screwed |
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Eisboch wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Most of the ones I know are making positive changes in this grim world. |
I'm voting republican because...
"Eisboch" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Isn't PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper? |
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On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:59:02 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message om... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) HEY!!!! Some of us overeducated morons live in the real world you know. |
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On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:14:43 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Isn't PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper? There is a little secret which I will share with you and only you. It's called "quote early and quote often". First, you look through the papers of the review committee's, and the chairman's, papers, books, dissertations and monographs for anything that even remotely touches on the subject matter for your thesis. And by remotely, I mean even if you have to make it up remotely. Then, in your introduction, you make sure you thank, with foot notes to papers, books, dissertations and monographs (including the chairman of your department if he isn't serving on the committee) for clarifying, elucidating and in general assisting you in the preparation of your thesis and dissertation. In the body of the dissertation, footnote the hell out of it only make sure you quote one of the review committee members - the rest must be real books, papers, dissertations and monographs but if doesn't matter as long as you use something from everybody on the committee. Make one page entirely for footnotes for the preceding page and do that every ten or so pages following the above procedure. Use graphs, obscure types of data sets and lots and lots of color - distracts from the fact that most of what you are writing is pure page filler. If it's not a hard science paper, then use flow charts and pictographs. In concluding, make it really short and simple with plenty of praise for the pioneering back ground work, blah, blah, blah. And that's how you write a successful dissertation. :) Why, you might ask, does it work? Pretty simple actually - the morons on the committee will only look for their due credit and will look through the bibliography and footnote annotation for references to their work. They can't very well discredit their own achievement can they? :) And before you ask, no - I did not. |
I'm voting republican because...
On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 10:26:41 -0400, hk wrote:
Eisboch wrote: I wish sometimes that people representing the left would come up with some original thoughts or lines instead of parroting the same stuff they hear in the media, day after day, week after week, month after month. As Russia reemerges as a world power, terrorists still run around threatening our lives, the economy is in deep doo-doo ..... the Dems have us focused on lipstick. Eisboch Uh...it is Ms. Palin who brought up the lipstick issue and the Republicans who tried to make a bigger issue of it. Better the Republicans talk about lipstick than any serious issue. That is the "Republican Way," to accuse their detractors of their own tricks and lies. Rove taught them well but it's getting old, htey need a new trick... -- Regards, Curly ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I Love Republicans, They Taste Just Like Chickenhawks ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ .................................................. ............... Posted via TITANnews - Uncensored Newsgroups Access at http://www.TitanNews.com -=Every Newsgroup - Anonymous, UNCENSORED, BROADBAND Downloads=- |
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:14:43 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote: "Eisboch" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Isn't PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper? There is a little secret which I will share with you and only you. It's called "quote early and quote often". First, you look through the papers of the review committee's, and the chairman's, papers, books, dissertations and monographs for anything that even remotely touches on the subject matter for your thesis. And by remotely, I mean even if you have to make it up remotely. Then, in your introduction, you make sure you thank, with foot notes to papers, books, dissertations and monographs (including the chairman of your department if he isn't serving on the committee) for clarifying, elucidating and in general assisting you in the preparation of your thesis and dissertation. In the body of the dissertation, footnote the hell out of it only make sure you quote one of the review committee members - the rest must be real books, papers, dissertations and monographs but if doesn't matter as long as you use something from everybody on the committee. Make one page entirely for footnotes for the preceding page and do that every ten or so pages following the above procedure. Use graphs, obscure types of data sets and lots and lots of color - distracts from the fact that most of what you are writing is pure page filler. If it's not a hard science paper, then use flow charts and pictographs. In concluding, make it really short and simple with plenty of praise for the pioneering back ground work, blah, blah, blah. And that's how you write a successful dissertation. :) Why, you might ask, does it work? Pretty simple actually - the morons on the committee will only look for their due credit and will look through the bibliography and footnote annotation for references to their work. They can't very well discredit their own achievement can they? :) And before you ask, no - I did not. Hmmmm, my MSEE was muuuuch easier. 80 |
I'm voting republican because...
D.Duck wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:14:43 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote: "Eisboch" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Isn't PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper? There is a little secret which I will share with you and only you. It's called "quote early and quote often". First, you look through the papers of the review committee's, and the chairman's, papers, books, dissertations and monographs for anything that even remotely touches on the subject matter for your thesis. And by remotely, I mean even if you have to make it up remotely. Then, in your introduction, you make sure you thank, with foot notes to papers, books, dissertations and monographs (including the chairman of your department if he isn't serving on the committee) for clarifying, elucidating and in general assisting you in the preparation of your thesis and dissertation. In the body of the dissertation, footnote the hell out of it only make sure you quote one of the review committee members - the rest must be real books, papers, dissertations and monographs but if doesn't matter as long as you use something from everybody on the committee. Make one page entirely for footnotes for the preceding page and do that every ten or so pages following the above procedure. Use graphs, obscure types of data sets and lots and lots of color - distracts from the fact that most of what you are writing is pure page filler. If it's not a hard science paper, then use flow charts and pictographs. In concluding, make it really short and simple with plenty of praise for the pioneering back ground work, blah, blah, blah. And that's how you write a successful dissertation. :) Why, you might ask, does it work? Pretty simple actually - the morons on the committee will only look for their due credit and will look through the bibliography and footnote annotation for references to their work. They can't very well discredit their own achievement can they? :) And before you ask, no - I did not. Hmmmm, my MSEE was muuuuch easier. 80 One supposes that no one on his committee asked SW Tom questions, because, well, he doesn't respond well to being questioned. |
I'm voting republican because...
Curly Surmudgeon wrote:
On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 10:26:41 -0400, hk wrote: Eisboch wrote: I wish sometimes that people representing the left would come up with some original thoughts or lines instead of parroting the same stuff they hear in the media, day after day, week after week, month after month. As Russia reemerges as a world power, terrorists still run around threatening our lives, the economy is in deep doo-doo ..... the Dems have us focused on lipstick. Eisboch Uh...it is Ms. Palin who brought up the lipstick issue and the Republicans who tried to make a bigger issue of it. Better the Republicans talk about lipstick than any serious issue. That is the "Republican Way," to accuse their detractors of their own tricks and lies. Rove taught them well but it's getting old, htey need a new trick... It may be getting old, but you have to remember that the voting bloc includes millions of Boobus Americanus types who vote Republican because they like receiving anal intercourse. |
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On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:24:14 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:14:43 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote: "Eisboch" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Isn't PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper? There is a little secret which I will share with you and only you. It's called "quote early and quote often". First, you look through the papers of the review committee's, and the chairman's, papers, books, dissertations and monographs for anything that even remotely touches on the subject matter for your thesis. And by remotely, I mean even if you have to make it up remotely. Then, in your introduction, you make sure you thank, with foot notes to papers, books, dissertations and monographs (including the chairman of your department if he isn't serving on the committee) for clarifying, elucidating and in general assisting you in the preparation of your thesis and dissertation. In the body of the dissertation, footnote the hell out of it only make sure you quote one of the review committee members - the rest must be real books, papers, dissertations and monographs but if doesn't matter as long as you use something from everybody on the committee. Make one page entirely for footnotes for the preceding page and do that every ten or so pages following the above procedure. Use graphs, obscure types of data sets and lots and lots of color - distracts from the fact that most of what you are writing is pure page filler. If it's not a hard science paper, then use flow charts and pictographs. In concluding, make it really short and simple with plenty of praise for the pioneering back ground work, blah, blah, blah. And that's how you write a successful dissertation. :) Why, you might ask, does it work? Pretty simple actually - the morons on the committee will only look for their due credit and will look through the bibliography and footnote annotation for references to their work. They can't very well discredit their own achievement can they? :) And before you ask, no - I did not. Hmmmm, my MSEE was muuuuch easier. 80 Want to know the complete and total truth? Nobody on the my review committee had a clue about the subject matter and took the recommendation of the Department Chair as to it's validity - and she didn't have a clue and had to take the word of one of the maybe 200 people in the world who actually did understand the subject. Absolutely true. :) |
I'm voting republican because...
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:24:14 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:14:43 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote: "Eisboch" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Isn't PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper? There is a little secret which I will share with you and only you. It's called "quote early and quote often". First, you look through the papers of the review committee's, and the chairman's, papers, books, dissertations and monographs for anything that even remotely touches on the subject matter for your thesis. And by remotely, I mean even if you have to make it up remotely. Then, in your introduction, you make sure you thank, with foot notes to papers, books, dissertations and monographs (including the chairman of your department if he isn't serving on the committee) for clarifying, elucidating and in general assisting you in the preparation of your thesis and dissertation. In the body of the dissertation, footnote the hell out of it only make sure you quote one of the review committee members - the rest must be real books, papers, dissertations and monographs but if doesn't matter as long as you use something from everybody on the committee. Make one page entirely for footnotes for the preceding page and do that every ten or so pages following the above procedure. Use graphs, obscure types of data sets and lots and lots of color - distracts from the fact that most of what you are writing is pure page filler. If it's not a hard science paper, then use flow charts and pictographs. In concluding, make it really short and simple with plenty of praise for the pioneering back ground work, blah, blah, blah. And that's how you write a successful dissertation. :) Why, you might ask, does it work? Pretty simple actually - the morons on the committee will only look for their due credit and will look through the bibliography and footnote annotation for references to their work. They can't very well discredit their own achievement can they? :) And before you ask, no - I did not. Hmmmm, my MSEE was muuuuch easier. 80 Want to know the complete and total truth? Nobody on the my review committee had a clue about the subject matter and took the recommendation of the Department Chair as to it's validity - and she didn't have a clue and had to take the word of one of the maybe 200 people in the world who actually did understand the subject. Absolutely true. :) Too bad. A real committee might have made you work for it. |
I'm voting republican because...
"HK" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Most of the ones I know are making positive changes in this grim world. Most aren't. As the dean at Santa Clara University told me. Want to be an engineer, get a masters, want to teach get a Phd. And a lot of the Phd.'s I had for teachers sucked as teachers also. |
I'm voting republican because...
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:59:02 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Calif Bill" wrote in message news:GICdnWCs37yx91DVnZ2dnUVZ_hidnZ2d@earthlink. com... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) HEY!!!! Some of us overeducated morons live in the real world you know. Like this one? http://ourlighterside.com/stuff/engineer/ |
I'm voting republican because...
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 14, 2:47 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 14, 9:23 am, "Eisboch" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message he doesn't even know the RIGHT wing party line let alone the left wing line.... TI layed off a bunch of people because the market for chips tanked. so much for your assertion that, if you work hard, you'll get rewarded. you can work your ass off and still get ****canned. I was layed off from TI, because there was no money in the disk drive supply business. So Silicon Systems was written off. Am I bitter. Nope, was the 7th layoff I went through. gee. and what does that routinely do when whole communities lose their economic bases? Most because I worked for a lot of startup companies. And that is a crap shoot in the best of times. You get another job. Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. sure it does. you just have to be a rich GOP contributor. then the govt will protect you. if you're middle class, you're screwed How about rich DNC contributors? |
I'm voting republican because...
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:24:14 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message . .. On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:14:43 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote: "Eisboch" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Isn't PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper? There is a little secret which I will share with you and only you. It's called "quote early and quote often". First, you look through the papers of the review committee's, and the chairman's, papers, books, dissertations and monographs for anything that even remotely touches on the subject matter for your thesis. And by remotely, I mean even if you have to make it up remotely. Then, in your introduction, you make sure you thank, with foot notes to papers, books, dissertations and monographs (including the chairman of your department if he isn't serving on the committee) for clarifying, elucidating and in general assisting you in the preparation of your thesis and dissertation. In the body of the dissertation, footnote the hell out of it only make sure you quote one of the review committee members - the rest must be real books, papers, dissertations and monographs but if doesn't matter as long as you use something from everybody on the committee. Make one page entirely for footnotes for the preceding page and do that every ten or so pages following the above procedure. Use graphs, obscure types of data sets and lots and lots of color - distracts from the fact that most of what you are writing is pure page filler. If it's not a hard science paper, then use flow charts and pictographs. In concluding, make it really short and simple with plenty of praise for the pioneering back ground work, blah, blah, blah. And that's how you write a successful dissertation. :) Why, you might ask, does it work? Pretty simple actually - the morons on the committee will only look for their due credit and will look through the bibliography and footnote annotation for references to their work. They can't very well discredit their own achievement can they? :) And before you ask, no - I did not. Hmmmm, my MSEE was muuuuch easier. 80 Want to know the complete and total truth? Nobody on the my review committee had a clue about the subject matter and took the recommendation of the Department Chair as to it's validity - and she didn't have a clue and had to take the word of one of the maybe 200 people in the world who actually did understand the subject. Absolutely true. :) Anything to do with Klingons? 8) |
I'm voting republican because...
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Most of the ones I know are making positive changes in this grim world. Most aren't. As the dean at Santa Clara University told me. Want to be an engineer, get a masters, want to teach get a Phd. And a lot of the Phd.'s I had for teachers sucked as teachers also. That was a perfect example of why you cannot be taken seriously in a serious discussion, and for several reasons. Note that I stated "most of the Ph.D's I know." I did not say "most Ph.D's." You have no way to refute my statement. Your second posit, regarding a master's, a doctorate and teaching, is just more of your simple-minded, anti-intellectual horsesnot. You ought to read this: http://tinyurl.com/63qq8s |
I'm voting republican because...
On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:25:59 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:24:14 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:14:43 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote: "Eisboch" wrote in message ... "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Isn't PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper? There is a little secret which I will share with you and only you. It's called "quote early and quote often". First, you look through the papers of the review committee's, and the chairman's, papers, books, dissertations and monographs for anything that even remotely touches on the subject matter for your thesis. And by remotely, I mean even if you have to make it up remotely. Then, in your introduction, you make sure you thank, with foot notes to papers, books, dissertations and monographs (including the chairman of your department if he isn't serving on the committee) for clarifying, elucidating and in general assisting you in the preparation of your thesis and dissertation. In the body of the dissertation, footnote the hell out of it only make sure you quote one of the review committee members - the rest must be real books, papers, dissertations and monographs but if doesn't matter as long as you use something from everybody on the committee. Make one page entirely for footnotes for the preceding page and do that every ten or so pages following the above procedure. Use graphs, obscure types of data sets and lots and lots of color - distracts from the fact that most of what you are writing is pure page filler. If it's not a hard science paper, then use flow charts and pictographs. In concluding, make it really short and simple with plenty of praise for the pioneering back ground work, blah, blah, blah. And that's how you write a successful dissertation. :) Why, you might ask, does it work? Pretty simple actually - the morons on the committee will only look for their due credit and will look through the bibliography and footnote annotation for references to their work. They can't very well discredit their own achievement can they? :) And before you ask, no - I did not. Hmmmm, my MSEE was muuuuch easier. 80 Want to know the complete and total truth? Nobody on the my review committee had a clue about the subject matter and took the recommendation of the Department Chair as to it's validity - and she didn't have a clue and had to take the word of one of the maybe 200 people in the world who actually did understand the subject. Absolutely true. :) Anything to do with Klingons? 8) Nope - although it might as well have been. Hyperbolic Riemann Surfaces which are not parabolic and their use as evaluative data sets in high energy particle analysis. Aren't you glad you asked? :) |
I'm voting republican because...
On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:21:28 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:59:02 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Calif Bill" wrote in message news:GICdnWCs37yx91DVnZ2dnUVZ_hidnZ2d@earthlink .com... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) HEY!!!! Some of us overeducated morons live in the real world you know. Like this one? http://ourlighterside.com/stuff/engineer/ Anybody who drives a car with the jet turbine intake sitting less than a foot from his elbow can not possibly qualify as living in the real world no how you try to define it. :) |
I'm voting republican because...
On Sep 14, 7:22*pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
companies. And that is a crap shoot in the best of times. You get another job. Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. sure it does. you just have to be a rich GOP contributor. then the govt will protect you. if you're middle class, you're screwed How about rich DNC contributors? you mean both of them? |
I'm voting republican because...
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:21:28 -0700, "Calif Bill" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message . .. On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:59:02 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Calif Bill" wrote in message news:GICdnWCs37yx91DVnZ2dnUVZ_hidnZ2d@earthlin k.com... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) HEY!!!! Some of us overeducated morons live in the real world you know. Like this one? http://ourlighterside.com/stuff/engineer/ Anybody who drives a car with the jet turbine intake sitting less than a foot from his elbow can not possibly qualify as living in the real world no how you try to define it. :) Got a screen over the intake. Might be different if he tried to run it at 110% power. |
I'm voting republican because...
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 14, 7:22 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote: companies. And that is a crap shoot in the best of times. You get another job. Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. sure it does. you just have to be a rich GOP contributor. then the govt will protect you. if you're middle class, you're screwed How about rich DNC contributors? you mean both of them? More millionaire Dems in Congress than Repubs. Soros, a plague on the people of the earth, is rich Dem supporter. |
I'm voting republican because...
"hk" wrote in message . .. Calif Bill wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "Calif Bill" wrote in message m... Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. Well except at a University. Most PhD's that I know should have never left the University. (whoops .... hope ShortWave isn't lurking) Eisboch Most of the ones I know are making positive changes in this grim world. Most aren't. As the dean at Santa Clara University told me. Want to be an engineer, get a masters, want to teach get a Phd. And a lot of the Phd.'s I had for teachers sucked as teachers also. That was a perfect example of why you cannot be taken seriously in a serious discussion, and for several reasons. Note that I stated "most of the Ph.D's I know." I did not say "most Ph.D's." You have no way to refute my statement. Your second posit, regarding a master's, a doctorate and teaching, is just more of your simple-minded, anti-intellectual horsesnot. You ought to read this: http://tinyurl.com/63qq8s You have not got either the brain power or the sense to be in even an non serious discussion. |
I'm voting republican because...
On Sep 14, 9:57*pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 14, 7:22 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote: companies. And that is a crap shoot in the best of times. You get another job. Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. sure it does. you just have to be a rich GOP contributor. then the govt will protect you. if you're middle class, you're screwed How about rich DNC contributors? you mean both of them? More millionaire Dems in Congress than Repubs. *Soros, a plague on the people of the earth, is rich Dem supporter. DUH!! there are more dems in congress than there are repubs. kind of like 'who's buried in grant's tomb'.... |
I'm voting republican because...
"wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 14, 9:57 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote: "wf3h" wrote in message ... On Sep 14, 7:22 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote: companies. And that is a crap shoot in the best of times. You get another job. Just because you have a Phd does not mean you get lifetime employment. sure it does. you just have to be a rich GOP contributor. then the govt will protect you. if you're middle class, you're screwed How about rich DNC contributors? you mean both of them? More millionaire Dems in Congress than Repubs. Soros, a plague on the people of the earth, is rich Dem supporter. DUH!! there are more dems in congress than there are repubs. kind of like 'who's buried in grant's tomb'.... Even when there were less Dems, more dem rich. |
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