On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:28:08 -0400, DownTime
wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Would have been funnier if the blond had been a cannibal.

Speaking of which...

Grassopper walks into a bar and orders a whiskey neat.

Bartender says "There's a drink named after you".

The grasshopper says "There's a drink named Steve?"


Then you might like this one(it even has a boating theme):

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.
The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught
you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat
you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good
news is that you can choose how to die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the
Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him a
pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the
queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs
and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing
himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There
is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled and
asks, "My God, what are you doing?"

And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your canoe you stupid
cannibal!

Guy visits his doctor for a checkup. After the exam, the doctor walks
in the room and says: "I'm afraid I have some very bad news - you're
dying, and you don't have much time left."

"How long have I got?"

"Ten"

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."