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McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
Unbelievable!
New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children. According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten. But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today. In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls. The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." - - - Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz. www.andyborowitz.com |
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McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
"hk" wrote in message . .. Unbelievable! New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children. According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten. But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today. In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls. The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." - - - Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz. www.andyborowitz.com Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats"? If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words should be placed inside quotes. |
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McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message . .. Unbelievable! New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children. According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten. But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today. In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls. The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." - - - Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz. www.andyborowitz.com Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats"? If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words should be placed inside quotes. It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally Dumb took Andy literally. Quack, quack, quack. |
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McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
"hk" wrote in message . .. D.Duck wrote: "hk" wrote in message . .. Unbelievable! New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children. According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten. But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today. In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls. The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." - - - Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz. www.andyborowitz.com Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats"? If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words should be placed inside quotes. It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally Dumb took Andy literally. Quack, quack, quack. In case you didn't notice, I noted it was humor. But some people reading it may take the quote literally. |
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McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message . .. D.Duck wrote: "hk" wrote in message . .. Unbelievable! New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children. According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten. But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today. In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls. The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." - - - Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz. www.andyborowitz.com Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats"? If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words should be placed inside quotes. It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally Dumb took Andy literally. Quack, quack, quack. In case you didn't notice, I noted it was humor. But some people reading it may take the quote literally. I'm not concerned about Loogy. |
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McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
On Aug 26, 11:26*am, "D.Duck" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message . .. D.Duck wrote: "hk" wrote in message m... Unbelievable! New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children. According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten. But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today. In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls. The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." *- - - Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz. www.andyborowitz.com Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats"? If he did say it shame on him. *If he didn't I don't think "his" words should be placed inside quotes. It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally Dumb took Andy literally. Quack, quack, quack. In case you didn't notice, I noted it was humor. *But some people reading it may take the quote literally.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - That is the intent. It's the "Air America/Daily Kos" method of scewing the news... The lemmings run with it, how long till the dem pundits are talking about the "quote" in primetime.. Just have to say it enough times.. |
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McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
"hk" wrote in message . .. D.Duck wrote: "hk" wrote in message . .. Unbelievable! New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children. According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten. But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today. In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls. The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." - - - Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz. www.andyborowitz.com Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats"? If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words should be placed inside quotes. It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally Dumb took Andy literally. Quack, quack, quack. Nope, you were trying to put it out there as the truth. Tell a lie enough times and people will start to believe it. |
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McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
Calif Bill wrote:
"hk" wrote in message . .. D.Duck wrote: "hk" wrote in message . .. Unbelievable! New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children. According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten. But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today. In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls. The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." - - - Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz. www.andyborowitz.com Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats"? If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words should be placed inside quotes. It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally Dumb took Andy literally. Quack, quack, quack. Nope, you were trying to put it out there as the truth. Tell a lie enough times and people will start to believe it. Oh, puh-lease. Andy Borowitz is a well-known comedian and satirist. The purpose of the column was to show just how outrageous the lies are that the Republicans and their camp followers are telling about the Obamas. It was a sort of "what's next from the Republicans" column. It isn't my fault you, loogy, and a few other low-brain-outputters here are dumb enough to take this sort of satire seriously. You really need to stop listening to Rush, Faux News, and the rest of the right-wing garbage on the airwaves. Concern yourselves with the idiot in the White House who sent 4200 young Americans to their deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan over his "mistake." |
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McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
On Aug 26, 2:40*pm, hk wrote:
Calif Bill wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... D.Duck wrote: "hk" wrote in message om... Unbelievable! New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children. According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten. But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats," Sen. McCain said today. In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?" The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls. The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling." While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played very well in all of my living rooms." *- - - Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz. www.andyborowitz.com Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do something to give the American people some straight talk on those two brats"? If he did say it shame on him. *If he didn't I don't think "his" words should be placed inside quotes. It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally Dumb took Andy literally. Quack, quack, quack. Nope, you were trying to put it out there as the truth. *Tell a lie enough times and people will start to believe it. Oh, puh-lease. Andy Borowitz is a well-known comedian and satirist. The purpose of the column was to show just how outrageous the lies are that the Republicans and their camp followers are telling about the Obamas. It was a sort of "what's next from the Republicans" column. It isn't my fault you, loogy, and a few other low-brain-outputters here are dumb enough to take this sort of satire seriously. You really need to stop listening to Rush, Faux News, and the rest of the right-wing garbage on the airwaves. Concern yourselves with the idiot in the White House who sent 4200 young Americans to their deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan over his "mistake."- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Pssst, hey idiot, what on EARTH makes you think I took it seriously? You DID, however say it was another winner from your favorite "news reporter". |
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