....is unlikely to have this toy:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/9836/


Only $1589.


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I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do
something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do
the something that I can do. What I can do, I should do. And what I
should do, by the grace of God, I will do.

— Edward Everett Hale (1822-1909)