I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........