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Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.

My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.


When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.
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Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do
the deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's
permission to do it. I don't really want to think about what this says
about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We
guys haven't changed since caveman days.


When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will have
me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that I
should go out and mow the grass.


Which you will.

Eisboch


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Eisboch wrote:
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Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do
the deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's
permission to do it. I don't really want to think about what this says
about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We
guys haven't changed since caveman days.


When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Which you will.

Eisboch



Muck the stalls?


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It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We
guys haven't changed since caveman days.


When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.



Which you will.

Eisboch



Muck the stalls?


Old caveman habits don't break easy.

Eisboch


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On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
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Eisboch wrote:
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Eisboch wrote:
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Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.


When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.


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John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
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Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.

It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.

When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.


I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.
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On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:35 -0400, BAR wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.

It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.
When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.


I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.


No way. Get yourself a Tilley hat. You'll stay cool, your golf game will
improve, the girls will chase you, and you won't be a jarhead wussy like
someone I know.

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.
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On Jul 16, 5:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:35 -0400, BAR wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:


Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch * (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?


Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. *We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.
When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.


I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.


No way. Get yourself a Tilley hat. You'll stay cool, your golf game will
improve, the girls will chase you, and you won't be a jarhead wussy like
someone I know.

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!
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On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:47:56 -0700 (PDT),
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On Jul 16, 5:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:35 -0400, BAR wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:


Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg

Eisboch * (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?


Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. *We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.
When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.


I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.


No way. Get yourself a Tilley hat. You'll stay cool, your golf game will
improve, the girls will chase you, and you won't be a jarhead wussy like
someone I know.

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!


You're too worried about what others think. Hell, John Wayne screamed 'gay'
in some of his outfits. There's people right here in the group that jump on
the homophobia bandwagon every time they get a chance. I figure they're
worried about their manhood.
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On Jul 16, 6:54*pm, John H. wrote:

Here's a good one.


http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t


Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.- Hide quoted text -


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Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!


You're too worried about what others think. Hell, John Wayne screamed 'gay'
in some of his outfits.


Yeah, but nobody screamed it back Besides, the guy you linked to is
not nearly as imposing as the Duke..

There's people right here in the group that jump on
the homophobia bandwagon every time they get a chance. I figure they're
worried about their manhood.


Lemme' look.. nope, no problem with my manhood here, although I do
admit to being somewhat homophobic

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