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Chickened out at 70 mph when the boat started to chine walk.
What kind of fuel consumption do you have at 70?


I notice our wave warriors are running al a more modest speed these
days


I thought they would be, too, but the last few times out, I heard and
then saw a few twin or trip V8 penis boats roaring by at the usual
insane speeds. If they are close enough for the occupants to see us, we
always give them the friendly single-finger salute they deserve for
disturbing the peace.


I don't have that visceral a reaction to anyone who is operating in a
safe manner. Everyone has the right to waste money any way they want.


"Everyone" doesn't have the "right" to be aurally obnoxious when the
same sorts of boats, properly muffled, are good citizens. But, of
course, does a superfast boat that is properly muffled qualify as a
penis boat?


We actually saw one on the water today.................a rare site
nowadays. This one was orange and operated by the stereotypical bald
and pot bellied man in a wife beater shirt with plenty of gold
bling................a dying breed once prevalent on the waters; ;-)
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On Jul 7, 3:28 pm, HK wrote:
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On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:32:57 -0400, HK wrote:


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On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:48:47 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:


Chickened out at 70 mph when the boat started to chine walk.
What kind of fuel consumption do you have at 70?


I notice our wave warriors are running al a more modest speed these
days


I thought they would be, too, but the last few times out, I heard and
then saw a few twin or trip V8 penis boats roaring by at the usual
insane speeds. If they are close enough for the occupants to see us, we
always give them the friendly single-finger salute they deserve for
disturbing the peace.


I don't have that visceral a reaction to anyone who is operating in a
safe manner. Everyone has the right to waste money any way they want.


"Everyone" doesn't have the "right" to be aurally obnoxious when the
same sorts of boats, properly muffled, are good citizens. But, of
course, does a superfast boat that is properly muffled qualify as a
penis boat?


We actually saw one on the water today.................a rare site
nowadays. This one was orange and operated by the stereotypical bald
and pot bellied man in a wife beater shirt with plenty of gold
bling................a dying breed once prevalent on the waters; ;-)

This is a family group JIMH. If you and WAFA want to discuss penis, take it
off line. Exchange photos too, if you like. Careful of Harry's photo taking
tactics though. He tends to inflate things with his high resolution snap
shots.

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On Jul 7, 3:21*pm, wrote:
On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:32:57 -0400, HK wrote:
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On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:48:47 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
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Chickened out at 70 mph when the boat started to chine walk.


What kind of fuel consumption do you have at 70?


I notice our wave warriors are running al a more modest speed these
days


I thought they would be, too, but the last few times out, I heard and
then saw a few twin or trip V8 penis boats roaring by at the usual
insane speeds. If they are close enough for the occupants to see us, we
always give them the friendly single-finger salute they deserve for
disturbing the peace.


I don't have that visceral a reaction to anyone who is operating in a
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You have to remember how fat, old nail biting grumpy men operate. It's
the same as on the highway. They'll get in the fast lane, go 50mph and
complain that someone's on their tail. Then get in the slow lane and
complain that someone is doing the speed limit. In other words,
everybody else's driving is atrocious but their own.


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On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:32:57 -0400, HK wrote:

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On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:48:47 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
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Chickened out at 70 mph when the boat started to chine walk.

What kind of fuel consumption do you have at 70?

I notice our wave warriors are running al a more modest speed these
days



I thought they would be, too, but the last few times out, I heard and
then saw a few twin or trip V8 penis boats roaring by at the usual
insane speeds. If they are close enough for the occupants to see us, we
always give them the friendly single-finger salute they deserve for
disturbing the peace.


I don't have that visceral a reaction to anyone who is operating in a
safe manner. Everyone has the right to waste money any way they want.


Translation:
WAFA, AKA HARRY KRAUSE, HAKR, etc. has that sort of reaction to things
larger than what he has. Boats, gas tanks, cars, bank accounts, penis, etc.
You name it He hates it. And if he sees you have any of those things he will
flip you the bird; from a safe distance, of course.

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