Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:

Harry,
You are on vacation with your wife, why in the world are you staying
logged onto rec.boats? Was all this just to pretend you are making a
presentation?

Harry,
Whenever you give us too many details on your life, I always figure you
are making up a lie. All this talk about photos from your window, your
presentation etc, yet you spent the morning typing away in rec.boats,
perked my interest. I know there is no way, i would spend my vacation
logged onto rec.boats. I spent 1 min. calling the Hotel del Coronado,
did you know, they don't have any guest registered with the name Harry
Krause?



Why, it's Reggie-Crap-for-Brains! What a delight.

A. I'm not on vacation.

B. I'd be glad to give you my room number *if* you posted here with a
legitimate name and email. You could call me through the hotel
switchboard and I could tell you to perform a perverse act on yourself.

Gotta go. Buh-bye.