This lovely e-mail came to me yesterday.
I've forwarded it to my internet provider and will drop a printed copy down
to our city police.
Wonder if it's Tuuk back in the country.

"Hello,
How are you doing today?, I was paid
to assassinate you,but I felt it will be
right for me to inform you and hear
from you,before carrying out my
operations.
I honestly tell you that this contract
was given to me by a close business friend
of yours, with effect to you reading this
e-mail,note that you are not safe.
I will appreciate if you to act very fast
to this
mail or else I will be forced to carry
out my work.
I have all your informations with me
now,as am talking to you.
If you feel contacting a securty firm
or the police will make you safe,I want
to also let you know that it will not
stop me,it will rather make me to carry
out my operations very fast,so stay cool
and contact me for negotiations.Note that
I sent this email after keeping an eye on
You for over ten days,so you can see what
I ment by telling you that a security
firm can't save you.Just wating to hear
from you,so I know if I can change my
mind under the grounds of negotiation,
and I think,after negotiation I will be
ready to inform you about who sent me.
I am from a well trained group that
In the middle east that carries out
Suicide bombing and special killings,
For top government officials.
Note that I am all around you,so make
sure you don't do anything more that
contacting me,if not you will regret it.
I await your comment on this.
Mr. Green Umar.
"