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Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.


Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.

Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with that
team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a shower.



Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with
you do that?

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Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.

Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with that
team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a shower.



Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with you
do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a good
tune up. Try again with something original.

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Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with
that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a
shower.



Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with
you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a
good tune up. Try again with something original.



Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards here.
No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing retards. Like
you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an
ass at it.

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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with that
team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a
shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with
you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a good
tune up. Try again with something original.



Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards here. No
one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing retards. Like you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an
ass at it.

Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later. Can't
promise I'll be here for you though. :-)

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Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at
night thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would
scare the bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to
keep things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict
with that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So
if you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take
a shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers
with you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a
good tune up. Try again with something original.



Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards
here. No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing
retards. Like you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water
an ass at it.

Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later. Can't
promise I'll be here for you though. :-)



It's interesting to note that only the righties are always so quick to
claim victory. Same is true on a couple of the "Boards" I read. Makes
for lots of giggles.


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Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with
that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a
shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with
you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a
good tune up. Try again with something original.


Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards here.
No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing retards. Like
you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an
ass at it.

Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later. Can't
promise I'll be here for you though. :-)



It's interesting to note that only the righties are always so quick to
claim victory. Same is true on a couple of the "Boards" I read. Makes for
lots of giggles.

Boards Harry? Are you still back in the 70s.
Caution: Folks that giggle a lot are given special attention. If you know
what I mean.

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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at
night thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would
scare the bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to
keep things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a
conflict with that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry,
So if you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and
take a shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers
with you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you
a good tune up. Try again with something original.


Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards
here. No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing
retards. Like you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water
an ass at it.

Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later.
Can't promise I'll be here for you though. :-)



It's interesting to note that only the righties are always so quick to
claim victory. Same is true on a couple of the "Boards" I read. Makes
for lots of giggles.

Boards Harry? Are you still back in the 70s.
Caution: Folks that giggle a lot are given special attention. If you
know what I mean.




Discussion boards, dummy. That's what they're called. Not bulletin board.

Are you Loogy's father?

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