Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message

Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with that
team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with
you do that?