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Jim January 30th 08 10:51 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 

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Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with
that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a
shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with
you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a
good tune up. Try again with something original.


Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards here.
No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing retards. Like
you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an
ass at it.

Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later. Can't
promise I'll be here for you though. :-)



It's interesting to note that only the righties are always so quick to
claim victory. Same is true on a couple of the "Boards" I read. Makes for
lots of giggles.

Boards Harry? Are you still back in the 70s.
Caution: Folks that giggle a lot are given special attention. If you know
what I mean.


HK January 30th 08 10:54 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at
night thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would
scare the bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to
keep things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a
conflict with that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry,
So if you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and
take a shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers
with you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you
a good tune up. Try again with something original.


Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards
here. No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing
retards. Like you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water
an ass at it.

Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later.
Can't promise I'll be here for you though. :-)



It's interesting to note that only the righties are always so quick to
claim victory. Same is true on a couple of the "Boards" I read. Makes
for lots of giggles.

Boards Harry? Are you still back in the 70s.
Caution: Folks that giggle a lot are given special attention. If you
know what I mean.




Discussion boards, dummy. That's what they're called. Not bulletin board.

Are you Loogy's father?


Jim January 30th 08 11:10 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at
night thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would
scare the bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to
keep things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict
with that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So
if you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take
a shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers
with you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a
good tune up. Try again with something original.


Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards
here. No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing
retards. Like you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water
an ass at it.

Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later. Can't
promise I'll be here for you though. :-)


It's interesting to note that only the righties are always so quick to
claim victory. Same is true on a couple of the "Boards" I read. Makes
for lots of giggles.

Boards Harry? Are you still back in the 70s.
Caution: Folks that giggle a lot are given special attention. If you know
what I mean.




Discussion boards, dummy. That's what they're called. Not bulletin board.

Are you Loogy's father?

They're called news groups now. Try to keep up.
What's a Loogy?


Short Wave Sportfishing January 30th 08 11:57 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:10:22 -0500, "Jim"
wrote:

What's a Loogy?


In baseball it's a Leftie One Out Guy or alternatively Leftie Only One
Out Guy which could be a right hander. In either case, both are
specialists.

However, in this case it could be a huge gob of spit, a mucus plug
coughed up or snot.

[email protected] January 31st 08 02:40 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
On Jan 30, 6:21*pm, "JimH" wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message

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"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at
night thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would
scare the bejesus out of you if you riled him.


Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to
keep things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict
with that team.


I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So
if you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take
a shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers
with you do that?


Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a
good tune up. Try again with something original.


Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards
here. No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing
retards. Like you.


Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water
an ass at it.


Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later.
Can't promise I'll be here for you though. :-)


It's interesting to note that only the righties are always so quick to
claim victory. Same is true on a couple of the "Boards" I read. Makes
for lots of giggles.
Boards Harry? Are you still back in the 70s.
Caution: Folks that giggle a lot are given special attention. If you
know what I mean.


Discussion boards, dummy. That's what they're called. Not bulletin board.


Are you Loogy's father?


They're called news groups now. Try to keep up.
What's a Loogy?


A Booger............a Basskisser...............- Hide quoted text -

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What a low life form of scum you are, JimH. You aren't man enough to
apologize to someone you ****ed on for rightfully trying to steer you
clear of a scam, and you block someone, then call them names. Just
like the little school boy who calls his mates names only when he gets
behind mommy's skirt.

[email protected] January 31st 08 02:42 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
On Jan 30, 6:57*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:10:22 -0500, "Jim"
wrote:

What's a Loogy?


In baseball it's a Leftie One Out Guy or alternatively Leftie Only One
Out Guy which could be a right hander. *In either case, both are
specialists.

Give that man a cigar! JimH was much too stupid to figure it out!
My son's a lefty like me, I assist his Little League team....


-rick- February 2nd 08 05:53 AM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
HK wrote:
...took a quick ride over to the local marina, just to see what, if
anything, was happening. Nothing was happening, and the owner had his
bulldozer and loader blocking the big storage area to keep out vandals
and thieves and their vehicles out. Good idea.

Anyway, I walked along the gravel roadway down to the ramps and back,
and noticed the ice in the channel was thick enough to support some
ducks using it as a platform for whatever ducks do this time of year.



I'm heading out after the first springer of the year this
weekend. They may not be in yet but I'm not waiting any
longer dammit.

Short Wave Sportfishing February 2nd 08 12:26 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:53:35 -0800, -rick- wrote:

HK wrote:
...took a quick ride over to the local marina, just to see what, if
anything, was happening. Nothing was happening, and the owner had his
bulldozer and loader blocking the big storage area to keep out vandals
and thieves and their vehicles out. Good idea.

Anyway, I walked along the gravel roadway down to the ramps and back,
and noticed the ice in the channel was thick enough to support some
ducks using it as a platform for whatever ducks do this time of year.


I'm heading out after the first springer of the year this
weekend. They may not be in yet but I'm not waiting any
longer dammit.


I am sorely tempted to take the cover off my Ranger and just take it
for a freakin' ride around Fisher's Island Sound. :)

However if I do that, it will freakin' snow.

I hate snow.

HK February 2nd 08 12:38 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:53:35 -0800, -rick- wrote:

HK wrote:
...took a quick ride over to the local marina, just to see what, if
anything, was happening. Nothing was happening, and the owner had his
bulldozer and loader blocking the big storage area to keep out vandals
and thieves and their vehicles out. Good idea.

Anyway, I walked along the gravel roadway down to the ramps and back,
and noticed the ice in the channel was thick enough to support some
ducks using it as a platform for whatever ducks do this time of year.

I'm heading out after the first springer of the year this
weekend. They may not be in yet but I'm not waiting any
longer dammit.


I am sorely tempted to take the cover off my Ranger and just take it
for a freakin' ride around Fisher's Island Sound. :)

However if I do that, it will freakin' snow.

I hate snow.



Kinda dangerous heading out in the winter in that low-sided,
low-freeboard boat. If you get splashed, you'll get hypothermia, and if
you take a greenie over the bow, you'll sink.

BAR February 2nd 08 01:11 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:53:35 -0800, -rick- wrote:

HK wrote:
...took a quick ride over to the local marina, just to see what, if
anything, was happening. Nothing was happening, and the owner had his
bulldozer and loader blocking the big storage area to keep out vandals
and thieves and their vehicles out. Good idea.

Anyway, I walked along the gravel roadway down to the ramps and back,
and noticed the ice in the channel was thick enough to support some
ducks using it as a platform for whatever ducks do this time of year.

I'm heading out after the first springer of the year this
weekend. They may not be in yet but I'm not waiting any
longer dammit.


I am sorely tempted to take the cover off my Ranger and just take it
for a freakin' ride around Fisher's Island Sound. :)

However if I do that, it will freakin' snow.

I hate snow.


Don't do that I have to fly into Providence Monday morning. I don't want
any snow.



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