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HK January 30th 08 09:41 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:42 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:28 pm, HK wrote:
Oh, amazingly, down by the fish cleaning station, there was no
"aroma de
dead fish." I guess the smell does dissipate after a few months!
You will find that if you go out in a boat once in a while you start
to not notice it as much...;)
Oh, in the spring, summer and fall down at that marina, the stench
alone
near that fish cleaning station would jumpstart Dick Cheney's dead
heart.

Or maybe even your dead brain! Glad you had a nice day.. now wheres
that frekin' shotgun...



My Beretta? At the moment, in my safe. Why, you want a photo? :}


Hint: If a bad guy comes a knockin, don't give him the key to your safe.
He might take your gun and shoot you with it.



You must live in the wild and woolly part of Florida, out in the Western
territories.


Jim January 30th 08 09:53 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:42 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:28 pm, HK wrote:
Oh, amazingly, down by the fish cleaning station, there was no
"aroma de
dead fish." I guess the smell does dissipate after a few months!
You will find that if you go out in a boat once in a while you start
to not notice it as much...;)
Oh, in the spring, summer and fall down at that marina, the stench
alone
near that fish cleaning station would jumpstart Dick Cheney's dead
heart.

Or maybe even your dead brain! Glad you had a nice day.. now wheres
that frekin' shotgun...


My Beretta? At the moment, in my safe. Why, you want a photo? :}


Hint: If a bad guy comes a knockin, don't give him the key to your safe.
He might take your gun and shoot you with it.



You must live in the wild and woolly part of Florida, out in the Western
territories.

Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night thanks
to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the bejesus out of
you if you riled him.


D.Duck[_2_] January 30th 08 09:55 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 

wrote in message
...
On Jan 30, 4:17 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:42 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:28 pm, HK wrote:
Oh, amazingly, down by the fish cleaning station, there was no
"aroma de
dead fish." I guess the smell does dissipate after a few months!
You will find that if you go out in a boat once in a while you start
to not notice it as much...;)
Oh, in the spring, summer and fall down at that marina, the stench
alone
near that fish cleaning station would jumpstart Dick Cheney's dead
heart.


Or maybe even your dead brain! Glad you had a nice day.. now wheres
that frekin' shotgun...


My Beretta? At the moment, in my safe. Why, you want a photo? :}


You got Beretta in a safe? What about the frekin' bird? I hear the guy
is funny lately, just killer;)


But, he got away with it.



HK January 30th 08 09:58 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:42 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:28 pm, HK wrote:
Oh, amazingly, down by the fish cleaning station, there was no
"aroma de
dead fish." I guess the smell does dissipate after a few months!
You will find that if you go out in a boat once in a while you start
to not notice it as much...;)
Oh, in the spring, summer and fall down at that marina, the stench
alone
near that fish cleaning station would jumpstart Dick Cheney's dead
heart.

Or maybe even your dead brain! Glad you had a nice day.. now wheres
that frekin' shotgun...


My Beretta? At the moment, in my safe. Why, you want a photo? :}

Hint: If a bad guy comes a knockin, don't give him the key to your
safe. He might take your gun and shoot you with it.



You must live in the wild and woolly part of Florida, out in the
Western territories.

Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.


Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.

Jim January 30th 08 10:13 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:42 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 30, 3:28 pm, HK wrote:
Oh, amazingly, down by the fish cleaning station, there was no
"aroma de
dead fish." I guess the smell does dissipate after a few months!
You will find that if you go out in a boat once in a while you
start
to not notice it as much...;)
Oh, in the spring, summer and fall down at that marina, the stench
alone
near that fish cleaning station would jumpstart Dick Cheney's dead
heart.

Or maybe even your dead brain! Glad you had a nice day.. now
wheres
that frekin' shotgun...


My Beretta? At the moment, in my safe. Why, you want a photo? :}

Hint: If a bad guy comes a knockin, don't give him the key to your
safe. He might take your gun and shoot you with it.


You must live in the wild and woolly part of Florida, out in the Western
territories.

Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.


Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.

Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep things
safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if you'll
excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a shower.


HK January 30th 08 10:17 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message

Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.


Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.

Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with that
team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a shower.



Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with
you do that?


Jim January 30th 08 10:21 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.

Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with that
team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a shower.



Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with you
do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a good
tune up. Try again with something original.


HK January 30th 08 10:25 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with
that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a
shower.



Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with
you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a
good tune up. Try again with something original.



Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards here.
No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing retards. Like
you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an
ass at it.


Jim January 30th 08 10:37 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at night
thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would scare the
bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to keep
things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict with that
team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So if
you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take a
shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers with
you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a good
tune up. Try again with something original.



Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards here. No
one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing retards. Like you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an
ass at it.

Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later. Can't
promise I'll be here for you though. :-)


HK January 30th 08 10:41 PM

A visit to the local marina, interrupted by...
 
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
Central Florida, My Man. Right in the middle. I sleep well at
night thanks to my next door neighbor. He has a dog that would
scare the bejesus out of you if you riled him.

Doubtful. I have a cat that kills and eats dogs.
Again doubtful. My neighbor loves his dog and depends on him to
keep things safe from bad guys. A lion wouldn't survive a conflict
with that team.

I'm beginning to feel a little dirty exchanging with you Harry, So
if you'll excuse me I'm going to put you back in your box and take
a shower.


Do you bend over to pick up the soap, or does the guy who showers
with you do that?

Cute. But I've seen you use that line on other folks that give you a
good tune up. Try again with something original.



Gave me a tune up? Oh...you mean the klaxen of right-wing retards
here. No one pays attention to them, except the other right-wing
retards. Like you.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water
an ass at it.

Oh geeze Harry. You're toasted. Take a break and come back later. Can't
promise I'll be here for you though. :-)



It's interesting to note that only the righties are always so quick to
claim victory. Same is true on a couple of the "Boards" I read. Makes
for lots of giggles.


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