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BAR wrote:
JimH wrote: "Tim" wrote in message ... John H. wrote: I like the P-51's they're bigger. Hanging 'em on a key chain is a bitch though! -- John H And they don't open cans very well either... I have never had the need to open a can of food while in the car or away from home. I open my cans with an electric can opener. John may want to look into these new contraptions so he does not have to carry his old P-38 with him. Jim you are an uppity snob. Everyone who gets out and does anything needs a John Wayne (P-38) with them at all times. Sometimes you just gotta get a can of Beefaroni from the 7-11 and head it up on the engine block, open it with your John Wayne and eat it. I don't own an electric can opener, they are breeding grounds for germs, and I am not that old and feeble that I can not use on that can be washed in the dishwasher. |
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BAR wrote:
JimH wrote: "Tim" wrote in message ... John H. wrote: I like the P-51's they're bigger. Hanging 'em on a key chain is a bitch though! -- John H And they don't open cans very well either... I have never had the need to open a can of food while in the car or away from home. I open my cans with an electric can opener. John may want to look into these new contraptions so he does not have to carry his old P-38 with him. Jim you are an uppity snob. Everyone who gets out and does anything needs a John Wayne (P-38) with them at all times. Sometimes you just gotta get a can of Beefaroni from the 7-11 and head it up on the engine block, open it with your John Wayne and eat it. Have you noticed JimH is sounding more and more like his new best bud (Harry). If I don't do it or didn't do it, it doesn't need to be done. |
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:41:29 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is
Here wrote: BAR wrote: JimH wrote: "Tim" wrote in message ... John H. wrote: I like the P-51's they're bigger. Hanging 'em on a key chain is a bitch though! -- John H And they don't open cans very well either... I have never had the need to open a can of food while in the car or away from home. I open my cans with an electric can opener. John may want to look into these new contraptions so he does not have to carry his old P-38 with him. Jim you are an uppity snob. Everyone who gets out and does anything needs a John Wayne (P-38) with them at all times. Sometimes you just gotta get a can of Beefaroni from the 7-11 and head it up on the engine block, open it with your John Wayne and eat it. I don't own an electric can opener, they are breeding grounds for germs, and I am not that old and feeble that I can not use on that can be washed in the dishwasher. I've been given a couple. They make great items to donate to Salvation Army for those who use them. Electric bottle openers fall into the same category. A decent pipe wrench will open just about any bottle. I'm watching the first robin of this year sitting in the holly tree out the window eating the holly berries. -- John H |
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:13:12 -0500, HK wrote:
wrote: On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:41:29 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here wrote: BAR wrote: JimH wrote: "Tim" wrote in message ... John H. wrote: I like the P-51's they're bigger. Hanging 'em on a key chain is a bitch though! -- John H And they don't open cans very well either... I have never had the need to open a can of food while in the car or away from home. I open my cans with an electric can opener. John may want to look into these new contraptions so he does not have to carry his old P-38 with him. Jim you are an uppity snob. Everyone who gets out and does anything needs a John Wayne (P-38) with them at all times. Sometimes you just gotta get a can of Beefaroni from the 7-11 and head it up on the engine block, open it with your John Wayne and eat it. I don't own an electric can opener, they are breeding grounds for germs, and I am not that old and feeble that I can not use on that can be washed in the dishwasher. Many electric can openers have removable cutting wheel assemblies specifically so you can toss them in the dishwasher. Meanwhile, almost nothing that comes in a can is nearly as good for you as fresh. Reggie doesn't own a vacuum cleaner, either. He just gets down on the floor, opens his mouth, and sucks. Quite cool, Harry. -- John H |
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:37:47 -0500, John H.
wrote: Electric bottle openers fall into the same category. A decent pipe wrench will open just about any bottle. Damn, reminds me of when I opened them with my teeth. Don't know why, it just did. Gave me the chills in those teeth. Guess it work like a missing leg still hurting, cause I don't have them teeth either. --Vic |
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:31:28 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote: On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:37:47 -0500, John H. wrote: Electric bottle openers fall into the same category. A decent pipe wrench will open just about any bottle. Damn, reminds me of when I opened them with my teeth. Don't know why, it just did. Gave me the chills in those teeth. Guess it work like a missing leg still hurting, cause I don't have them teeth either. --Vic A few implants and crowns later and you'll stop that ****! -- John H |
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John H. wrote: Electric bottle openers fall into the same category. A decent pipe wrench will open just about any bottle. Mid 60's and 790's car door latch's worked pretty good too! I'm watching the first robin of this year sitting in the holly tree out the window eating the holly berries. -- John H Eating holly berries. First target will be your car! |
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