Andy's Predictions for 2008
 

BAR wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 1, 8:15 am, BAR wrote:
HK wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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From Andy Borowitz:
Next Year's News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com
April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of
the United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to
Hillary, saying, "It worked before."
She spent more time in the Oval Office and with the POTUS than Hillary
did.
Y-A-W-N. Maybe her "advice and consent" helped keep President Bill
from
doing really stupid stuff, like invading Iraq.
Whatever Clinton's sexual indiscretions, the harm they caused
pale in comparison to the horrors perpetrated by BushCo.
It didn't stop Clinton from bombing and empty terrorist camp or an
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So, in your head, the President is the one to blame for all military
blunders????

Ever since Johnson left office each Democrat president has emasculated
the military. And, our human intelligence abilities and capabilities too.


No one has emasculated our military more than the current occupant of
the White House.

Try as you might, you cannot successfully blame your lack of
intelligence and capabilities on Democratic presidents.

Andy's Predictions for 2008
 

On Wed, 2 Jan 2008 18:26:28 -0500, "John" wrote:


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On Jan 1, 9:35 am, HK wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
Should this be Bill, how does that work with presidential term limits?
Bill
just does not want to stay away from those interns does he?

Why are you so hung up on Bill Clinton's sex life? Do you think his
extramarital sex life is more important than the indisputable fact that
the current occupant of the White House is in the running for worst
president in the history of the United States, and possibly the most
incompetent, too?

Perhaps if *you* had a sex life, you wouldn't be so concerned about
Clinton's.

--
George W. Bush - the 43rd Best President Ever!

Ya know Harry, no one really listens anymore cause we all know you
just make it up as you go along. You need to stop "lobsta boating"
Bush. Now if you really want to talk lets talk about all the missle
and nuke technology the Clintons made available to the Chineese
Military in exchange for a 3 million dollar donation right before the
election.

Which of course never happened! Missile technology was found missing during
Clintons term - but it disappeared during GH Bush presidency! When it was
discovered missing of course Clinton returned campaign contributions. Of
course FOX and Rush Limbaugh tell it different - so we know where you get
your "news".....


Which they "noticed" and returned soon after the election.
Unfortunately, China did not give the information back, they used it
to create better missles to take out our sattelites and of course
passed it along to nice countries like Korea and Pakastan. The
Clintons are about nothing but dirty money, probably the most sold out
whitehouse in history.

Billary, the most sold out White House in history...

First off I hate the Clintons

But you do not have a clue here. Neil Bush one of the few people convicted
in the S&L scandal - now has a no-bid government contract to supply material
for no-child-left-behind. Why would any convicted embezzler even be
eligible to get a no-bid-contract?? FAMILY corruption!

How many shares of Exxon do you suppose the Bush family holds? And what
has it done over the last eight years?

Every government post that Bush gave out - he handed directly to to a ceo
FROM that industry - BLATANT SELL OUT!

Dick Cheney had about 16 million in Halliburton stock options - what are
they worth now?

Penobscot Bush was selling arms to the Nazis way after trade was restricted.

BUSH the MOST corrupt family in politics!


You did good, but you got 'em mixed up.
--
JohnH

"Opa of 6"