No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my printer. Must
have happened at the factory.

http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn

HK wrote in news:x-
:

No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my
printer. Must
have happened at the factory.

http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn


I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not
long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the
keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed
circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on
the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up
and eat the pressboard cabinet.

Keyswitch board - $193
Main Computer - $1230
Ribbon Cable - $33
Shipping - $28
Labor and travel $550

I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now!

Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC!

Larry
--
Merry Christmas!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qi_NhFS4xEE

Larry wrote:
HK wrote in news:x-
:

No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my
printer. Must
have happened at the factory.

http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn


I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not
long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the
keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed
circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on
the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up
and eat the pressboard cabinet.

Keyswitch board - $193
Main Computer - $1230
Ribbon Cable - $33
Shipping - $28
Labor and travel $550

I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now!

Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC!

Larry


Cat pee...America's secret weapon.

Larry wrote:
HK wrote in news:x-
:

No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my
printer. Must
have happened at the factory.

http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn


I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not
long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the
keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed
circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on
the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up
and eat the pressboard cabinet.

Keyswitch board - $193
Main Computer - $1230
Ribbon Cable - $33
Shipping - $28
Labor and travel $550

I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now!

Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC!

Larry

I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the
salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with
dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat
urine as a WMD.

On Dec 13, 2:18 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
[email protected] wrote:
Larry wrote:
HK wrote in news:x-
:

No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my
printer. Must
have happened at the factory.

http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn

I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not
long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the
keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed
circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on
the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up
and eat the pressboard cabinet.

Keyswitch board - $193
Main Computer - $1230
Ribbon Cable - $33
Shipping - $28
Labor and travel $550

I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now!

Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC!

Larry

I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the
salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with
dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat
urine as a WMD.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was
open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip
and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it
off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and
peeling off.

wrote:
On Dec 13, 2:18 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
[email protected] wrote:
Larry wrote:
HK wrote in news:x-
:
No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my
printer. Must
have happened at the factory.
http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn
I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not
long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the
keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed
circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on
the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up
and eat the pressboard cabinet.
Keyswitch board - $193
Main Computer - $1230
Ribbon Cable - $33
Shipping - $28
Labor and travel $550
I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now!
Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC!
Larry
I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the
salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with
dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat
urine as a WMD.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was
open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip
and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it
off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and
peeling off.


Makes a good chaser, eh?

On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:41 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Dec 13, 2:18 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
[email protected] wrote:
Larry wrote:
HK wrote in news:x-
:

No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my
printer. Must
have happened at the factory.

http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn

I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not
long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the
keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed
circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on
the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up
and eat the pressboard cabinet.

Keyswitch board - $193
Main Computer - $1230
Ribbon Cable - $33
Shipping - $28
Labor and travel $550

I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now!

Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC!

Larry

I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the
salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with
dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat
urine as a WMD.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was
open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip
and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it
off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and
peeling off.

They oughta market it. Probably cleans chrome bumpers too.
If there are any chrome bumpers.

--Vic

On Dec 13, 2:35 pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:41 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Dec 13, 2:18 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
[email protected] wrote:
Larry wrote:
HK wrote in news:x-
:

No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my
printer. Must
have happened at the factory.

http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn

I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not
long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the
keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed
circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on
the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up
and eat the pressboard cabinet.

Keyswitch board - $193
Main Computer - $1230
Ribbon Cable - $33
Shipping - $28
Labor and travel $550

I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now!

Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC!

Larry

I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the
salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with
dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat
urine as a WMD.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was
open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip
and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it
off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and
peeling off.

They oughta market it. Probably cleans chrome bumpers too.
If there are any chrome bumpers.

--Vic- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'd be scared of putting it on my new truck's plastic bumper, the
thing would rot off!

Vic Smith wrote:
- Show quoted text -
I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was
open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip
and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it
off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and
peeling off.

They oughta market it. Probably cleans chrome bumpers too.
If there are any chrome bumpers.

--Vic

I recall hearing a saying a long time ago about 'sucking the chrome off
a bumper', but I don't think it was in reference to cat urine. I guess
I'm back to googling again...

wrote:

I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was
open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip
and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it
off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and
peeling off.

Sort of like mustard gas, but only worse.