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Cat Fur? In my printer?
No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my printer. Must
have happened at the factory. http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn |
Cat Fur? In my printer?
Larry wrote:
HK wrote in news:x- : No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my printer. Must have happened at the factory. http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up and eat the pressboard cabinet. Keyswitch board - $193 Main Computer - $1230 Ribbon Cable - $33 Shipping - $28 Labor and travel $550 I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now! Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC! Larry Cat pee...America's secret weapon. |
Cat Fur? In my printer?
Larry wrote:
HK wrote in news:x- : No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my printer. Must have happened at the factory. http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up and eat the pressboard cabinet. Keyswitch board - $193 Main Computer - $1230 Ribbon Cable - $33 Shipping - $28 Labor and travel $550 I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now! Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC! Larry I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat urine as a WMD. |
Cat Fur? In my printer?
On Dec 13, 2:18 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
[email protected] wrote: Larry wrote: HK wrote in news:x- : No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my printer. Must have happened at the factory. http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up and eat the pressboard cabinet. Keyswitch board - $193 Main Computer - $1230 Ribbon Cable - $33 Shipping - $28 Labor and travel $550 I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now! Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC! Larry I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat urine as a WMD.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and peeling off. |
Cat Fur? In my printer?
wrote:
On Dec 13, 2:18 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III" [email protected] wrote: Larry wrote: HK wrote in news:x- : No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my printer. Must have happened at the factory. http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up and eat the pressboard cabinet. Keyswitch board - $193 Main Computer - $1230 Ribbon Cable - $33 Shipping - $28 Labor and travel $550 I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now! Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC! Larry I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat urine as a WMD.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and peeling off. Makes a good chaser, eh? |
Cat Fur? In my printer?
On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:41 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Dec 13, 2:18 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III" [email protected] wrote: Larry wrote: HK wrote in news:x- : No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my printer. Must have happened at the factory. http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up and eat the pressboard cabinet. Keyswitch board - $193 Main Computer - $1230 Ribbon Cable - $33 Shipping - $28 Labor and travel $550 I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now! Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC! Larry I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat urine as a WMD.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and peeling off. They oughta market it. Probably cleans chrome bumpers too. If there are any chrome bumpers. --Vic |
Cat Fur? In my printer?
On Dec 13, 2:35 pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:41 -0800 (PST), wrote: On Dec 13, 2:18 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III" [email protected] wrote: Larry wrote: HK wrote in news:x- : No, HP, I have no idea how all that cat fur got into my printer. Must have happened at the factory. http://tinyurl.com/2l3yrn I fixed an expensive Roland digital piano a tomcat peed on not long ago. His aim was perfect. The **** flowed across the keyswitch circuit board, dropped onto the flexible printed circuit ribbon cable then ran down to the keyboard connector on the main computer board, running across it and off to puddle up and eat the pressboard cabinet. Keyswitch board - $193 Main Computer - $1230 Ribbon Cable - $33 Shipping - $28 Labor and travel $550 I'm giving away free tomcats to all my keyboard customers, now! Man, that stuff EATS THE LEGS off an IC! Larry I was looking at installed some "Pergo" type flooring, and I asked the salesman if pet urine will hurt the laminate. He said no problem with dog urine, but cat urine will destroy it. Maybe we should consider cat urine as a WMD.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and peeling off. They oughta market it. Probably cleans chrome bumpers too. If there are any chrome bumpers. --Vic- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I'd be scared of putting it on my new truck's plastic bumper, the thing would rot off! |
Cat Fur? In my printer?
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Cat Fur? In my printer?
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: I'd be scared of putting it on my new truck's plastic bumper, the thing would rot off! Don't worry, it'll do that just sitting in the sun....(c; I inherited my father's Chevy Caprice Classic land yacht when he died. After TWO of the electric windows just dropped suddenly into the door, my mechanic handed me this melted piece of plastic crap. "There's your problem. It happens a lot to GM windows." I emailed GM just to see what the party line was. Their answer? "Park the car in the SHADE! Case closed......car sold.....the Asians have nothing to worry about from "American competition". The electrical wiring chafed against some ugly unfinished metal in the front passenger door, blowing the 30A self-resetting breaker AFTER melting the HOOKUP WIRE the whole damned car is wired with....wrapped in cheap plastic electrical tape! Having seen the mechanic pull the door apart, I fix that myself, using the same cheap electrical tape GM thinks is wonderful....(c; Larry -- Merry Christmas! http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qi_NhFS4xEE |
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