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Vic Smith wrote:
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I have a Snap On tool box in my garage. While the garage door was
open, the neighbor's cat came in and sprayed **** on the bottom lip
and bottom drawer of the tool box. I smelled it, then saw it, wiped it
off before it was dry, and the next day the paint was bubbled up and
peeling off.

They oughta market it. Probably cleans chrome bumpers too.
If there are any chrome bumpers.

--Vic

I recall hearing a saying a long time ago about 'sucking the chrome off a
bumper', but I don't think it was in reference to cat urine. I guess I'm
back to googling again...

Willy Nelson . . .Chrome off a hitch ball. One of the only good parts of
the "Electric Horseman"

On Dec 14, 8:26 am, wrote:
On Dec 13, 5:10 pm, Larry wrote:





wrote in news:2c68ff67-fcf6-4460-95c8-
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I'd be scared of putting it on my new truck's plastic bumper,
the
thing would rot off!

Don't worry, it'll do that just sitting in the sun....(c;

I inherited my father's Chevy Caprice Classic land yacht when he
died. After TWO of the electric windows just dropped suddenly
into the door, my mechanic handed me this melted piece of plastic
crap. "There's your problem. It happens a lot to GM windows."

I emailed GM just to see what the party line was. Their answer?

"Park the car in the SHADE!

Case closed......car sold.....the Asians have nothing to worry
about from "American competition".

The electrical wiring chafed against some ugly unfinished metal
in the front passenger door, blowing the 30A self-resetting
breaker AFTER melting the HOOKUP WIRE the whole damned car is
wired with....wrapped in cheap plastic electrical tape! Having
seen the mechanic pull the door apart, I fix that myself, using
the same cheap electrical tape GM thinks is wonderful....(c;

Larry
--
Merry Christmas!http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qi_NhFS4xEE

I don't own a GM product and never will. I owned a Chevy truck once
and hated it, never have been a GM guy. Then against my better
judgement and because she got a good deal, my sister in law got a
Pontiac Montana van, with 20,000 miles on it. I know why the person
that bought it new got rid of it, it was a pure piece of crap! Little
nit picking things all of the time, like the LCD readout on the stereo
would screw up, the adjuster for the serpentine belt just fell off one
day, the sensor for the power side door would go wacky and the door
would either not close, not open, or do both about half way for a few
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GM = cheap to repair, less reliable
Import = expensive to repair, more reliable

Damned if you do... and damned if you don't

Michael Taylor & Maggie Lalonde
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Import = expensive to repair, more reliable


I don't find my Mercedes-Benz cars any more expensive to fix than the
Chevy....ESPECIALLY if you do it over the long run! I had a tire fixed on
my '83 300TD wagon, today. That's the first maintenance, other than oil
changes every 3000 miles for the diesel, I've paid for in 8 months on "Old
Reliable"...(c;


Larry
--
QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
"I have been to several major Chinese cities and have seen first hand shops
crammed with obviously fake American products." - Jon Dudas, Undersecretary
of Commerce for Intellectual Property Rights.

How can they be fake? The Chinese make all "American Products" I use!

On Dec 14, 9:06 pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 14, 9:53 am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:26:25 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Dec 13, 5:10 pm, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:2c68ff67-fcf6-4460-95c8-
:
I'd be scared of putting it on my new truck's plastic bumper,
the
thing would rot off!
Don't worry, it'll do that just sitting in the sun....(c;
I inherited my father's Chevy Caprice Classic land yacht when he
died. After TWO of the electric windows just dropped suddenly
into the door, my mechanic handed me this melted piece of plastic
crap. "There's your problem. It happens a lot to GM windows."
I emailed GM just to see what the party line was. Their answer?
"Park the car in the SHADE!
Case closed......car sold.....the Asians have nothing to worry
about from "American competition".
The electrical wiring chafed against some ugly unfinished metal
in the front passenger door, blowing the 30A self-resetting
breaker AFTER melting the HOOKUP WIRE the whole damned car is
wired with....wrapped in cheap plastic electrical tape! Having
seen the mechanic pull the door apart, I fix that myself, using
the same cheap electrical tape GM thinks is wonderful....(c;
Larry
--
Merry Christmas!http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qi_NhFS4xEE
I don't own a GM product and never will. I owned a Chevy truck once
and hated it, never have been a GM guy. Then against my better
judgement and because she got a good deal, my sister in law got a
Pontiac Montana van, with 20,000 miles on it. I know why the person
that bought it new got rid of it, it was a pure piece of crap! Little
nit picking things all of the time, like the LCD readout on the stereo
would screw up, the adjuster for the serpentine belt just fell off one
day, the sensor for the power side door would go wacky and the door
would either not close, not open, or do both about half way for a few
minutes, and on and on!
On the other hand, I loved my pickup and am wishing I'd kept it. After 12
years and 130K miles (or thereabouts), it ran like a champ.

I got my nephew to agree that I get first dibs on it if he ever decides to
sell or trade it in.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -

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Same with my Jeep, only getting close to three times the mileage of
your truck! When someone comments on my new truck, I still tell them I
miss driving the Jeep sometimes!

That pot grower with the Basskisser handle had a POS Jeep, too.
Coincidence? Not a chance in hell, Sally.- Hide quoted text -

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Hey, Dan, I'll tell you what, little boy. Meet me somewhere. Let's see
if you have ANY balls in real life. I'm betting that you're really a
woman, maybe even a little girl by the way you post here.

wrote:

Same with my Jeep, only getting close to three times the mileage of
your truck! When someone comments on my new truck, I still tell them I
miss driving the Jeep sometimes!
That pot grower with the Basskisser handle had a POS Jeep, too.
Coincidence? Not a chance in hell, Sally.



Hey, Dan, I'll tell you what, little boy. Meet me somewhere. Let's see
if you have ANY balls in real life. I'm betting that you're really a
woman, maybe even a little girl by the way you post here.

So you ARE basskisser (big surprise)? I'm not flying to Atlanta on your
behalf but you can get in your POS Jeep and drive down here. I'll fit
you with some 40,000 psi concrete shoes and take you out to the
Gulfstream for a ride you'll never forget.

On Dec 20, 8:04*pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
Same with my Jeep, only getting close to three times the mileage of
your truck! When someone comments on my new truck, I still tell them I
miss driving the Jeep sometimes!
That pot grower with the Basskisser handle had a POS Jeep, too.
Coincidence? *Not a chance in hell, Sally.

Hey, Dan, I'll tell you what, little boy. Meet me somewhere. Let's see
if you have ANY balls in real life. I'm betting that you're really a
woman, maybe even a little girl by the way you post here.

So you ARE basskisser (big surprise)? *I'm not flying to Atlanta on your
behalf but you can get in your POS Jeep and drive down here. *I'll fit
you with some 40,000 psi concrete shoes and take you out to the
Gulfstream for a ride you'll never forget.

I don't own a Jeep. But, I travel a lot, I'll meet you anywhere you
like. Deal?

wrote:
On Dec 20, 8:04 pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
Same with my Jeep, only getting close to three times the mileage of
your truck! When someone comments on my new truck, I still tell them I
miss driving the Jeep sometimes!
That pot grower with the Basskisser handle had a POS Jeep, too.
Coincidence? Not a chance in hell, Sally.
Hey, Dan, I'll tell you what, little boy. Meet me somewhere. Let's see
if you have ANY balls in real life. I'm betting that you're really a
woman, maybe even a little girl by the way you post here.
So you ARE basskisser (big surprise)? I'm not flying to Atlanta on your
behalf but you can get in your POS Jeep and drive down here. I'll fit
you with some 40,000 psi concrete shoes and take you out to the
Gulfstream for a ride you'll never forget.

I don't own a Jeep. But, I travel a lot, I'll meet you anywhere you
like. Deal?

Sure! Going to be in S. FL anytime soon?

If you are carrying any weed, don't put it in a water bottle. Vick
almost got busted for that but he has bigger problems now.

When did you sell the Jeep?

On Dec 21, 8:24*pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 20, 8:04 pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
Same with my Jeep, only getting close to three times the mileage of
your truck! When someone comments on my new truck, I still tell them I
miss driving the Jeep sometimes!
That pot grower with the Basskisser handle had a POS Jeep, too.
Coincidence? *Not a chance in hell, Sally.
Hey, Dan, I'll tell you what, little boy. Meet me somewhere. Let's see
if you have ANY balls in real life. I'm betting that you're really a
woman, maybe even a little girl by the way you post here.
So you ARE basskisser (big surprise)? *I'm not flying to Atlanta on your
behalf but you can get in your POS Jeep and drive down here. *I'll fit
you with some 40,000 psi concrete shoes and take you out to the
Gulfstream for a ride you'll never forget.

I don't own a Jeep. But, I travel a lot, I'll meet you anywhere you
like. Deal?

Sure! Going to be in S. FL anytime soon?

If you are carrying any weed, don't put it in a water bottle. *Vick
almost got busted for that but he has bigger problems now.

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I'll meet you anywhere you want, you little dweeb. Email me, **** boy,
I'll be there.

wrote:
On Dec 21, 8:24 pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 20, 8:04 pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
Same with my Jeep, only getting close to three times the mileage of
your truck! When someone comments on my new truck, I still tell them I
miss driving the Jeep sometimes!
That pot grower with the Basskisser handle had a POS Jeep, too.
Coincidence? Not a chance in hell, Sally.
Hey, Dan, I'll tell you what, little boy. Meet me somewhere. Let's see
if you have ANY balls in real life. I'm betting that you're really a
woman, maybe even a little girl by the way you post here.
So you ARE basskisser (big surprise)? I'm not flying to Atlanta on your
behalf but you can get in your POS Jeep and drive down here. I'll fit
you with some 40,000 psi concrete shoes and take you out to the
Gulfstream for a ride you'll never forget.
I don't own a Jeep. But, I travel a lot, I'll meet you anywhere you
like. Deal?
Sure! Going to be in S. FL anytime soon?

If you are carrying any weed, don't put it in a water bottle. Vick
almost got busted for that but he has bigger problems now.

When did you sell the Jeep?- Hide quoted text -

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I'll meet you anywhere you want, you little dweeb. Email me, **** boy,
I'll be there.

Now that's not very nice or professional of you, Sally.

MIA. Terminal H. Just pick the day and time. I don't need any weed so
you can keep that in Atlanta.

On Dec 22, 6:52*pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 21, 8:24 pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 20, 8:04 pm, Dan wrote:
wrote:
Same with my Jeep, only getting close to three times the mileage of
your truck! When someone comments on my new truck, I still tell them I
miss driving the Jeep sometimes!
That pot grower with the Basskisser handle had a POS Jeep, too.
Coincidence? *Not a chance in hell, Sally.
Hey, Dan, I'll tell you what, little boy. Meet me somewhere. Let's see
if you have ANY balls in real life. I'm betting that you're really a
woman, maybe even a little girl by the way you post here.
So you ARE basskisser (big surprise)? *I'm not flying to Atlanta on your
behalf but you can get in your POS Jeep and drive down here. *I'll fit
you with some 40,000 psi concrete shoes and take you out to the
Gulfstream for a ride you'll never forget.
I don't own a Jeep. But, I travel a lot, I'll meet you anywhere you
like. Deal?
Sure! Going to be in S. FL anytime soon?

If you are carrying any weed, don't put it in a water bottle. *Vick
almost got busted for that but he has bigger problems now.

When did you sell the Jeep?- Hide quoted text -

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I'll meet you anywhere you want, you little dweeb. Email me, **** boy,
I'll be there.

Now that's not very nice or professional of you, Sally.

MIA. *Terminal H. *Just pick the day and time. *I don't need any weed so
you can keep that in Atlanta.- Hide quoted text -

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You don't live in Miami, **** stain.