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On Dec 9, 11:43 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
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Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;


And thank her for me!


I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;


Larry


Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch


OK, here is my entry:
Mom cookin' in the kitchen of the hunting lodge when a box of bb's
falls into the dinner. Later that evening the youngest comes up and
says "mom, I don't feel good, I think there was something wrong with
dinner. The mom assures him that some bb's fell in the stew, and they
will pass. A few minutes later the 10 yo comes in and says "mom, I
don't feel good". Mom assures her that everything will be ok as soon
as they pass. Later that evening the young teen comes in and says
"mom", mom stops him and says "I know son, you don't feel good right"?
He answers "no mom, I was going to tell you I was jerking off and I
think I just shot the cat! :O
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"Larry" wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in news:JPmdnY-
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Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry



Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch

und pineapples

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"Jim" me @nothere.net wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"Larry" wrote in message
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Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry



Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch

und pineapples


You're turning into a regular Jimmy Buffett. Buy a guitar yet?
I may be heading down there for a visit. Coors Light, if you please.

http://www.margaritaville.com/

Eisboch





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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"Jim" me @nothere.net wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Larry" wrote in message
...

Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry


Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch

und pineapples


You're turning into a regular Jimmy Buffett. Buy a guitar yet?
I may be heading down there for a visit. Coors Light, if you please.

http://www.margaritaville.com/

Eisboch



Coors Lite it is. And I'll even put some Land Shark Lager in the larder for
you.
I've been seriously thinking about a bass guitar, but I'd like something
more manly. Maybe a tuba.
I'll keep a light on for you.
Jim


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Coors Lite it is. And I'll even put some Land Shark Lager in the larder
for you.
I've been seriously thinking about a bass guitar, but I'd like something
more manly. Maybe a tuba.
I'll keep a light on for you.
Jim



Forget the tuba. Not you.
http://www.tuba.is.nl/tubas/boyintuba.jpg


You need a double belled Euponium.
http://www.8va.net/ConnDBE/Pictures-Pages/Image0.html

Or a good old Sousaphone:
http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdiction...Sousaphone.jpg

Eisboch


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"Jim" me @nothere.net wrote in message
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Coors Lite it is. And I'll even put some Land Shark Lager in the larder
for you.
I've been seriously thinking about a bass guitar, but I'd like something
more manly. Maybe a tuba.
I'll keep a light on for you.
Jim



Forget the tuba. Not you.
http://www.tuba.is.nl/tubas/boyintuba.jpg


You need a double belled Euponium.
http://www.8va.net/ConnDBE/Pictures-Pages/Image0.html

Or a good old Sousaphone:
http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdiction...Sousaphone.jpg

Eisboch


I played the tuba in junior high school. Because I was one of the biggest
guys in band and played trumpet and mellophone, the teacher decided I should
be the tuba player. It sucks as an intrument. Hard to play at parties and
is heavy to carry.


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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"Jim" me @nothere.net wrote in message
...

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Larry" wrote in message
...

Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry


Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch

und pineapples


You're turning into a regular Jimmy Buffett. Buy a guitar yet?
I may be heading down there for a visit. Coors Light, if you please.

http://www.margaritaville.com/

Coors Lite it is. And I'll even put some Land Shark Lager in the larder for
you.
I've been seriously thinking about a bass guitar, but I'd like something
more manly. Maybe a tuba.


Bagpipes. Two reasons. One, the major annoyance factor. Two, only a
manly man could wear a skirt sans underwear and play with a bag.

~~ snerk ~~
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Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?



Yes. No boat. Has big motorhome, instead.

Larry
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Isn't it ironic that the same ISPs that are telling you
you're downloads threaten their networks......
.....are testing 100Gbps TV to sell on the SAME systems?
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