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HK November 27th 07 04:30 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
Reginald Smithers III wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:

I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.


Chuck,
I would be willing to give very good odds that there is no Christ on a
Cross parage during the Christmas season. As I said, Harry saw a photo
of it, and didn't understand the time of year it is done, and who was
doing the parade.




How much you willing to put up, sh*t for brains? How about...$100,000?

It's not a Christ on a Cross parade. It is a Christmas parade, and as
part of it, there were guys on floats up there on crosses.

Chuck Gould November 27th 07 04:32 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Nov 27, 8:29Â*am, HK wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Nov 27, 4:05�am, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:15:45 -0500, HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:37:04 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:
Colored spotlights, inflatable figures, plastic candy canes.............the
list is endless! � ;-)
Neon palm trees and flamingos are very popular here in south Florida.
(not home yet but making good progress)
One of the aspects of Florida I enjoyed the most when I lived there was
the absolute tastelessness on exhibit almost everywhere. I happened to
be in one dipstick Florida town one holiday season and got to see its
annual Christmas parade, in which the various fundie church
congregations ran floats depicting the crucifixion. Yes, they had live
guys up there on the cross. Well, gag me with a spoon.
Harry, I was raised Roman Catholic, have been to many religious festivals
and parades, and have lived all over this country and several different
parts of the world. I've never seen or heard of a live person displayed on
a cross, except at Oberammergau, Germany.


In the past couple weeks you've described two such incidents.


Remarkable.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


In San Miguel de Allende, in Mexico, the Good Friday religious parade
includes a live person dragging a heavy cross through the street of
town. To make the spectacle more realistic, they weave a crown of
thorns for the person portraying Jesus and jam it down on his head
until blood starts running down his face. No mention, however, of
anybody willing to have nails driven through the wrists or have his
shins broken to reenact an actual cruicifixion. Not to say that it
couldn't be done somewhere; people beat themselves with whips and
handle poison snakes in the name of religion, so how hard would it be
to imagine that some zealot gets up on a cross and pretends to be
crucified?


Â*http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/trave.../gasemana.html


Most people probably don't know that the actual cause of death in
crucifixion is usually a form of drowning. With the lower legs broken,
the victim must rely upon arm strength to keep from literally
"sagging"
Â*down the cross. When the body hangs down long enough with arms
stretched overhead, the lungs begin to fill up with fluid. Only by
pulling back to an full upright position can the lungs clear enough to
breath properly. Eventually the arms lose the required strength, and
the victim
drowns in his own fluid.


Not something most people would want to portray, I'd think.


I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of Â*the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.


A. These weren't Catholics...they were crazed fundies.
B. There were very few Latinos in the area where I saw the parade when I
saw it.
C. It was a Christmas parade.

Next?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I'm not trying to debate what you saw, only remarking that it seemed
unusual.

(activate sense of humor here)
Harry, how do you visually determine the difference between a Catholic
and a "crazed fundie"?

HK November 27th 07 04:44 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Nov 27, 8:29 am, HK wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Nov 27, 4:05�am, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:15:45 -0500, HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:37:04 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:
Colored spotlights, inflatable figures, plastic candy canes............the
list is endless! � ;-)
Neon palm trees and flamingos are very popular here in south Florida.
(not home yet but making good progress)
One of the aspects of Florida I enjoyed the most when I lived there was
the absolute tastelessness on exhibit almost everywhere. I happened to
be in one dipstick Florida town one holiday season and got to see its
annual Christmas parade, in which the various fundie church
congregations ran floats depicting the crucifixion. Yes, they had live
guys up there on the cross. Well, gag me with a spoon.
Harry, I was raised Roman Catholic, have been to many religious festivals
and parades, and have lived all over this country and several different
parts of the world. I've never seen or heard of a live person displayed on
a cross, except at Oberammergau, Germany.
In the past couple weeks you've described two such incidents.
Remarkable.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
In San Miguel de Allende, in Mexico, the Good Friday religious parade
includes a live person dragging a heavy cross through the street of
town. To make the spectacle more realistic, they weave a crown of
thorns for the person portraying Jesus and jam it down on his head
until blood starts running down his face. No mention, however, of
anybody willing to have nails driven through the wrists or have his
shins broken to reenact an actual cruicifixion. Not to say that it
couldn't be done somewhere; people beat themselves with whips and
handle poison snakes in the name of religion, so how hard would it be
to imagine that some zealot gets up on a cross and pretends to be
crucified?
http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/trave.../gasemana.html
Most people probably don't know that the actual cause of death in
crucifixion is usually a form of drowning. With the lower legs broken,
the victim must rely upon arm strength to keep from literally
"sagging"
down the cross. When the body hangs down long enough with arms
stretched overhead, the lungs begin to fill up with fluid. Only by
pulling back to an full upright position can the lungs clear enough to
breath properly. Eventually the arms lose the required strength, and
the victim
drowns in his own fluid.
Not something most people would want to portray, I'd think.
I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.

A. These weren't Catholics...they were crazed fundies.
B. There were very few Latinos in the area where I saw the parade when I
saw it.
C. It was a Christmas parade.

Next?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I'm not trying to debate what you saw, only remarking that it seemed
unusual.

(activate sense of humor here)
Harry, how do you visually determine the difference between a Catholic
and a "crazed fundie"?




I am very familiar with the Roman Catholic faith in the United States.
None of the Catholics I have ever known, and I have known and know a lot
of them, would ever climb up on a cross during a Christmas parade to
portray themselves as Jesus.

In South America, maybe. I've not seen that.

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I asked
my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They weren't
Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.

Wayne.B November 27th 07 04:55 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:30:23 -0500, HK wrote:

How much you willing to put up, sh*t for brains? How about...$100,000?


Harry, I always find it interesting that a guy with your intelligence,
education and writing skills, finds it necessary to resort to
profanity to express your self.

In my opinion it does little to bolster your credibility.


Short Wave Sportfishing November 27th 07 04:59 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:32:43 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould
wrote:

Harry, how do you visually determine the difference between a Catholic
and a "crazed fundie"?


OH OH!! ME!! ME!! ME!!

Oh wait - that's a yarmulke.

Dang - wrong faith. :)

John H. November 27th 07 05:35 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:03:31 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould
wrote:

On Nov 27, 4:05?am, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:15:45 -0500, HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:37:04 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:


Colored spotlights, inflatable figures, plastic candy canes............the
list is endless! ? ;-)


Neon palm trees and flamingos are very popular here in south Florida.


(not home yet but making good progress)


One of the aspects of Florida I enjoyed the most when I lived there was
the absolute tastelessness on exhibit almost everywhere. I happened to
be in one dipstick Florida town one holiday season and got to see its
annual Christmas parade, in which the various fundie church
congregations ran floats depicting the crucifixion. Yes, they had live
guys up there on the cross. Well, gag me with a spoon.


Harry, I was raised Roman Catholic, have been to many religious festivals
and parades, and have lived all over this country and several different
parts of the world. I've never seen or heard of a live person displayed on
a cross, except at Oberammergau, Germany.

In the past couple weeks you've described two such incidents.

Remarkable.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


In San Miguel de Allende, in Mexico, the Good Friday religious parade
includes a live person dragging a heavy cross through the street of
town. To make the spectacle more realistic, they weave a crown of
thorns for the person portraying Jesus and jam it down on his head
until blood starts running down his face. No mention, however, of
anybody willing to have nails driven through the wrists or have his
shins broken to reenact an actual cruicifixion. Not to say that it
couldn't be done somewhere; people beat themselves with whips and
handle poison snakes in the name of religion, so how hard would it be
to imagine that some zealot gets up on a cross and pretends to be
crucified?

http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/trave.../gasemana.html

Most people probably don't know that the actual cause of death in
crucifixion is usually a form of drowning. With the lower legs broken,
the victim must rely upon arm strength to keep from literally
"sagging"
down the cross. When the body hangs down long enough with arms
stretched overhead, the lungs begin to fill up with fluid. Only by
pulling back to an full upright position can the lungs clear enough to
breath properly. Eventually the arms lose the required strength, and
the victim
drowns in his own fluid.

Not something most people would want to portray, I'd think.

I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.


He must have seen a "Stations of the Cross" parade around Good Friday.
Catholics celebrate Christmas as the birth of Christ, just as do all the
other Christian sects.

Note that the death and crucifixion of Christ are something to be made fun
of by Harry. I find little redeeming quality in his comments or attitude.
--
John H

HK November 27th 07 05:36 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:30:23 -0500, HK wrote:

How much you willing to put up, sh*t for brains? How about...$100,000?


Harry, I always find it interesting that a guy with your intelligence,
education and writing skills, finds it necessary to resort to
profanity to express your self.

In my opinion it does little to bolster your credibility.



What profanity? Sh*t is neatly expurgated.

HK November 27th 07 05:43 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:03:31 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould
wrote:

On Nov 27, 4:05?am, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:15:45 -0500, HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:37:04 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:
Colored spotlights, inflatable figures, plastic candy canes............the
list is endless! ? ;-)
Neon palm trees and flamingos are very popular here in south Florida.
(not home yet but making good progress)
One of the aspects of Florida I enjoyed the most when I lived there was
the absolute tastelessness on exhibit almost everywhere. I happened to
be in one dipstick Florida town one holiday season and got to see its
annual Christmas parade, in which the various fundie church
congregations ran floats depicting the crucifixion. Yes, they had live
guys up there on the cross. Well, gag me with a spoon.
Harry, I was raised Roman Catholic, have been to many religious festivals
and parades, and have lived all over this country and several different
parts of the world. I've never seen or heard of a live person displayed on
a cross, except at Oberammergau, Germany.

In the past couple weeks you've described two such incidents.

Remarkable.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

In San Miguel de Allende, in Mexico, the Good Friday religious parade
includes a live person dragging a heavy cross through the street of
town. To make the spectacle more realistic, they weave a crown of
thorns for the person portraying Jesus and jam it down on his head
until blood starts running down his face. No mention, however, of
anybody willing to have nails driven through the wrists or have his
shins broken to reenact an actual cruicifixion. Not to say that it
couldn't be done somewhere; people beat themselves with whips and
handle poison snakes in the name of religion, so how hard would it be
to imagine that some zealot gets up on a cross and pretends to be
crucified?

http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/trave.../gasemana.html

Most people probably don't know that the actual cause of death in
crucifixion is usually a form of drowning. With the lower legs broken,
the victim must rely upon arm strength to keep from literally
"sagging"
down the cross. When the body hangs down long enough with arms
stretched overhead, the lungs begin to fill up with fluid. Only by
pulling back to an full upright position can the lungs clear enough to
breath properly. Eventually the arms lose the required strength, and
the victim
drowns in his own fluid.

Not something most people would want to portray, I'd think.

I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.


He must have seen a "Stations of the Cross" parade around Good Friday.
Catholics celebrate Christmas as the birth of Christ, just as do all the
other Christian sects.

Note that the death and crucifixion of Christ are something to be made fun
of by Harry. I find little redeeming quality in his comments or attitude.



It wasn't a Stations of the Cross parade. It was a Christmas parade. The
paraders with the guys on a cross floats were not Catholics, nor did I
say or imply they were. You did. D'oh.

Also, I am not making fun of Jesus or the crucifixion. If you were a bit
more sophisticated, you might understand.

John H. November 27th 07 05:46 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:44:55 -0500, HK wrote:

Chuck Gould wrote:
On Nov 27, 8:29 am, HK wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Nov 27, 4:05?am, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:15:45 -0500, HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:37:04 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:
Colored spotlights, inflatable figures, plastic candy canes............the
list is endless! ? ;-)
Neon palm trees and flamingos are very popular here in south Florida.
(not home yet but making good progress)
One of the aspects of Florida I enjoyed the most when I lived there was
the absolute tastelessness on exhibit almost everywhere. I happened to
be in one dipstick Florida town one holiday season and got to see its
annual Christmas parade, in which the various fundie church
congregations ran floats depicting the crucifixion. Yes, they had live
guys up there on the cross. Well, gag me with a spoon.
Harry, I was raised Roman Catholic, have been to many religious festivals
and parades, and have lived all over this country and several different
parts of the world. I've never seen or heard of a live person displayed on
a cross, except at Oberammergau, Germany.
In the past couple weeks you've described two such incidents.
Remarkable.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
In San Miguel de Allende, in Mexico, the Good Friday religious parade
includes a live person dragging a heavy cross through the street of
town. To make the spectacle more realistic, they weave a crown of
thorns for the person portraying Jesus and jam it down on his head
until blood starts running down his face. No mention, however, of
anybody willing to have nails driven through the wrists or have his
shins broken to reenact an actual cruicifixion. Not to say that it
couldn't be done somewhere; people beat themselves with whips and
handle poison snakes in the name of religion, so how hard would it be
to imagine that some zealot gets up on a cross and pretends to be
crucified?
http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/trave.../gasemana.html
Most people probably don't know that the actual cause of death in
crucifixion is usually a form of drowning. With the lower legs broken,
the victim must rely upon arm strength to keep from literally
"sagging"
down the cross. When the body hangs down long enough with arms
stretched overhead, the lungs begin to fill up with fluid. Only by
pulling back to an full upright position can the lungs clear enough to
breath properly. Eventually the arms lose the required strength, and
the victim
drowns in his own fluid.
Not something most people would want to portray, I'd think.
I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.
A. These weren't Catholics...they were crazed fundies.
B. There were very few Latinos in the area where I saw the parade when I
saw it.
C. It was a Christmas parade.

Next?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I'm not trying to debate what you saw, only remarking that it seemed
unusual.

(activate sense of humor here)
Harry, how do you visually determine the difference between a Catholic
and a "crazed fundie"?




I am very familiar with the Roman Catholic faith in the United States.
None of the Catholics I have ever known, and I have known and know a lot
of them, would ever climb up on a cross during a Christmas parade to
portray themselves as Jesus.

In South America, maybe. I've not seen that.

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I asked
my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They weren't
Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.


Harry, I really believe you are making this up as you go. Hopefully,
someone will believe you.
--
John H

Eisboch November 27th 07 06:03 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 

"HK" wrote in message
. ..


How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I asked my
hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They weren't Catholics;
they were fundie Baptists.




That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high" Protestant
tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a cross,
not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ in their
rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch



Reginald Smithers III November 27th 07 06:37 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
HK wrote:
Reginald Smithers III wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:

I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.


Chuck,
I would be willing to give very good odds that there is no Christ on a
Cross parage during the Christmas season. As I said, Harry saw a
photo of it, and didn't understand the time of year it is done, and
who was doing the parade.




How much you willing to put up, sh*t for brains? How about...$100,000?

It's not a Christ on a Cross parade. It is a Christmas parade, and as
part of it, there were guys on floats up there on crosses.


I am willing to put up $10,000 about the Christmas parade, if you will
agree to put up $20,000 about the Lobster Boat

Reginald Smithers III November 27th 07 06:38 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
HK wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Nov 27, 8:29 am, HK wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Nov 27, 4:05�am, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:15:45 -0500, HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:37:04 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:
Colored spotlights, inflatable figures, plastic candy
canes............the
list is endless! � ;-)
Neon palm trees and flamingos are very popular here in south
Florida.
(not home yet but making good progress)
One of the aspects of Florida I enjoyed the most when I lived
there was
the absolute tastelessness on exhibit almost everywhere. I
happened to
be in one dipstick Florida town one holiday season and got to see its
annual Christmas parade, in which the various fundie church
congregations ran floats depicting the crucifixion. Yes, they had
live
guys up there on the cross. Well, gag me with a spoon.
Harry, I was raised Roman Catholic, have been to many religious
festivals
and parades, and have lived all over this country and several
different
parts of the world. I've never seen or heard of a live person
displayed on
a cross, except at Oberammergau, Germany.
In the past couple weeks you've described two such incidents.
Remarkable.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
In San Miguel de Allende, in Mexico, the Good Friday religious parade
includes a live person dragging a heavy cross through the street of
town. To make the spectacle more realistic, they weave a crown of
thorns for the person portraying Jesus and jam it down on his head
until blood starts running down his face. No mention, however, of
anybody willing to have nails driven through the wrists or have his
shins broken to reenact an actual cruicifixion. Not to say that it
couldn't be done somewhere; people beat themselves with whips and
handle poison snakes in the name of religion, so how hard would it be
to imagine that some zealot gets up on a cross and pretends to be
crucified?
http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/trave.../gasemana.html
Most people probably don't know that the actual cause of death in
crucifixion is usually a form of drowning. With the lower legs broken,
the victim must rely upon arm strength to keep from literally
"sagging"
down the cross. When the body hangs down long enough with arms
stretched overhead, the lungs begin to fill up with fluid. Only by
pulling back to an full upright position can the lungs clear enough to
breath properly. Eventually the arms lose the required strength, and
the victim
drowns in his own fluid.
Not something most people would want to portray, I'd think.
I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.
A. These weren't Catholics...they were crazed fundies.
B. There were very few Latinos in the area where I saw the parade when I
saw it.
C. It was a Christmas parade.

Next?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I'm not trying to debate what you saw, only remarking that it seemed
unusual.

(activate sense of humor here)
Harry, how do you visually determine the difference between a Catholic
and a "crazed fundie"?




I am very familiar with the Roman Catholic faith in the United States.
None of the Catholics I have ever known, and I have known and know a lot
of them, would ever climb up on a cross during a Christmas parade to
portray themselves as Jesus.

In South America, maybe. I've not seen that.

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I asked
my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They weren't
Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.


So what church and what communities were these fundies located?




Short Wave Sportfishing November 27th 07 06:46 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:37:26 -0500, Reginald Smithers III
wrote:

HK wrote:
Reginald Smithers III wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:

I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.

Chuck,
I would be willing to give very good odds that there is no Christ on a
Cross parage during the Christmas season. As I said, Harry saw a
photo of it, and didn't understand the time of year it is done, and
who was doing the parade.


How much you willing to put up, sh*t for brains? How about...$100,000?

It's not a Christ on a Cross parade. It is a Christmas parade, and as
part of it, there were guys on floats up there on crosses.


I am willing to put up $10,000 about the Christmas parade, if you will
agree to put up $20,000 about the Lobster Boat


I'll bid 40 Quatloos.

HK November 27th 07 06:51 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I asked my
hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They weren't Catholics;
they were fundie Baptists.




That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high" Protestant
tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a cross,
not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ in their
rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch




I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all the
fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But it
doesn't.


John H. November 27th 07 07:13 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I asked my
hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They weren't Catholics;
they were fundie Baptists.




That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high" Protestant
tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a cross,
not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ in their
rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch




I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all the
fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But it
doesn't.


What town?
--
John H

Reginald Smithers III November 27th 07 07:13 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.




That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a
cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ in
their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch



I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all the
fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But it
doesn't.


What was the name of the town?

Reginald Smithers III November 27th 07 07:14 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I asked my
hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They weren't Catholics;
they were fundie Baptists.


That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high" Protestant
tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a cross,
not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ in their
rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch



I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all the
fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But it
doesn't.


What town?


sorry, didn't see your post.

HK November 27th 07 07:33 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
Reginald Smithers III wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.


That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a
cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ
in their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch


I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all
the fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But
it doesn't.


What town?


sorry, didn't see your post.




Hehehe. This is funny.

What town, what town, what town?

I told you: a small town in NE Florida.

I believe I mentioned this was in the early 1990 to mid 1990s. I have no
idea whether the same sort of parade is still taking place now, since I
haven't been in that area during the holiday season for many years.

Oh, I get it you want to use your highly refined internet research
skills to see what you can google.

Well, it may not be on google.

Then what? It didn't happen?

What a pair of plonkers the two of you are.


Reginald Smithers III November 27th 07 07:35 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
HK wrote:
Reginald Smithers III wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.


That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on
a cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ
in their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch


I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all
the fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But
it doesn't.

What town?


sorry, didn't see your post.




Hehehe. This is funny.

What town, what town, what town?

I told you: a small town in NE Florida.

I believe I mentioned this was in the early 1990 to mid 1990s. I have no
idea whether the same sort of parade is still taking place now, since I
haven't been in that area during the holiday season for many years.

Oh, I get it you want to use your highly refined internet research
skills to see what you can google.

Well, it may not be on google.

Then what? It didn't happen?

What a pair of plonkers the two of you are.


So Harry, what was the name of this small town?



John H. November 27th 07 07:47 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:08 -0500, HK wrote:

Reginald Smithers III wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.


That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a
cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ
in their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch


I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all
the fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But
it doesn't.

What town?


sorry, didn't see your post.




Hehehe. This is funny.

What town, what town, what town?

I told you: a small town in NE Florida.

I believe I mentioned this was in the early 1990 to mid 1990s. I have no
idea whether the same sort of parade is still taking place now, since I
haven't been in that area during the holiday season for many years.

Oh, I get it you want to use your highly refined internet research
skills to see what you can google.

Well, it may not be on google.

Then what? It didn't happen?

What a pair of plonkers the two of you are.


Telephones, Harry. There's bound to be someone down there who remembers
something like men being paraded through town tied to crosses in
celebration of Christmas by a fundamental Baptist sect.

I'd like to know which of the Baptist organizations was doing such a thing.
They are not big on portrayals of Christ on the cross, although the Roman
Catholic church is.

Besides, you said the town 'doesn't' have a newspaper with photos. I assume
you used the present tense because you checked. Well, that's what I want to
do.

I think you're making it all up.
--
John H

HK November 27th 07 07:48 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
Reginald Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote:
Reginald Smithers III wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.


That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on
a cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of
Christ in their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch


I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all
the fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos.
But it doesn't.

What town?

sorry, didn't see your post.




Hehehe. This is funny.

What town, what town, what town?

I told you: a small town in NE Florida.

I believe I mentioned this was in the early 1990 to mid 1990s. I have
no idea whether the same sort of parade is still taking place now,
since I haven't been in that area during the holiday season for many
years.

Oh, I get it you want to use your highly refined internet research
skills to see what you can google.

Well, it may not be on google.

Then what? It didn't happen?

What a pair of plonkers the two of you are.


So Harry, what was the name of this small town?



You want information? You, the guy who refuses to offer up any?
Kiss my butt.

HK November 27th 07 07:50 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:08 -0500, HK wrote:

Reginald Smithers III wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.

That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a
cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ
in their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch

I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all
the fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But
it doesn't.
What town?
sorry, didn't see your post.



Hehehe. This is funny.

What town, what town, what town?

I told you: a small town in NE Florida.

I believe I mentioned this was in the early 1990 to mid 1990s. I have no
idea whether the same sort of parade is still taking place now, since I
haven't been in that area during the holiday season for many years.

Oh, I get it you want to use your highly refined internet research
skills to see what you can google.

Well, it may not be on google.

Then what? It didn't happen?

What a pair of plonkers the two of you are.


Telephones, Harry. There's bound to be someone down there who remembers
something like men being paraded through town tied to crosses in
celebration of Christmas by a fundamental Baptist sect.

I'd like to know which of the Baptist organizations was doing such a thing.
They are not big on portrayals of Christ on the cross, although the Roman
Catholic church is.

Besides, you said the town 'doesn't' have a newspaper with photos. I assume
you used the present tense because you checked. Well, that's what I want to
do.

I think you're making it all up.



A, I don't believe you think.
B, If by a stretch you do, I don't care what you think.



I don't recall a real newspaper in the town.

John H. November 27th 07 07:59 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:50:14 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:08 -0500, HK wrote:

Reginald Smithers III wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.

That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a
cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ
in their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch

I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all
the fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But
it doesn't.
What town?
sorry, didn't see your post.


Hehehe. This is funny.

What town, what town, what town?

I told you: a small town in NE Florida.

I believe I mentioned this was in the early 1990 to mid 1990s. I have no
idea whether the same sort of parade is still taking place now, since I
haven't been in that area during the holiday season for many years.

Oh, I get it you want to use your highly refined internet research
skills to see what you can google.

Well, it may not be on google.

Then what? It didn't happen?

What a pair of plonkers the two of you are.


Telephones, Harry. There's bound to be someone down there who remembers
something like men being paraded through town tied to crosses in
celebration of Christmas by a fundamental Baptist sect.

I'd like to know which of the Baptist organizations was doing such a thing.
They are not big on portrayals of Christ on the cross, although the Roman
Catholic church is.

Besides, you said the town 'doesn't' have a newspaper with photos. I assume
you used the present tense because you checked. Well, that's what I want to
do.

I think you're making it all up.



A, I don't believe you think.
B, If by a stretch you do, I don't care what you think.



I don't recall a real newspaper in the town.


Fine, so what is the town? Do you need more information about me to provide
it?

Are personal attacks necessary?
--
John H

[email protected] November 27th 07 08:03 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:47:21 -0500, John H. wrote:


I think you're making it all up.


Maybe he saw this Christmas parade. Scroll down to the great Bleedin'
Jesus controversy.

http://1episcopalvoice.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html

Short Wave Sportfishing November 27th 07 08:15 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:03:10 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:47:21 -0500, John H. wrote:


I think you're making it all up.


Maybe he saw this Christmas parade. Scroll down to the great Bleedin'
Jesus controversy.

http://1episcopalvoice.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html

She hit it right on the head.

Some people just don't get it.

HK November 27th 07 08:17 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:50:14 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:08 -0500, HK wrote:

Reginald Smithers III wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.
That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a
cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ
in their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch

I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all
the fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But
it doesn't.
What town?
sorry, didn't see your post.

Hehehe. This is funny.

What town, what town, what town?

I told you: a small town in NE Florida.

I believe I mentioned this was in the early 1990 to mid 1990s. I have no
idea whether the same sort of parade is still taking place now, since I
haven't been in that area during the holiday season for many years.

Oh, I get it you want to use your highly refined internet research
skills to see what you can google.

Well, it may not be on google.

Then what? It didn't happen?

What a pair of plonkers the two of you are.
Telephones, Harry. There's bound to be someone down there who remembers
something like men being paraded through town tied to crosses in
celebration of Christmas by a fundamental Baptist sect.

I'd like to know which of the Baptist organizations was doing such a thing.
They are not big on portrayals of Christ on the cross, although the Roman
Catholic church is.

Besides, you said the town 'doesn't' have a newspaper with photos. I assume
you used the present tense because you checked. Well, that's what I want to
do.

I think you're making it all up.


A, I don't believe you think.
B, If by a stretch you do, I don't care what you think.



I don't recall a real newspaper in the town.


Fine, so what is the town? Do you need more information about me to provide
it?

Are personal attacks necessary?



It's not my purpose in life to add to your knowledge base. If you are
that interested, do some research and you'll find the answer. My guess
is that more than one town in North Florida has these religious parades,
though, so you may find a significant number of fundie churches with
live Jesus on a cross floats.

Let me know what you find out. I have some actor friends in NY who were
put out of work temporarily by the Broadway strike. They might
appreciate the gig if it pays scale, and several are Jewish, so that
would lend authenticity to the parades.

(Actually, I could find out the specifics easily, from someone I know
who lives in the town...)



John H. November 27th 07 08:22 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:03:10 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:47:21 -0500, John H. wrote:


I think you're making it all up.


Maybe he saw this Christmas parade. Scroll down to the great Bleedin'
Jesus controversy.

http://1episcopalvoice.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html

Sounds like a one-time event which occurred in 2005 and was put on by an
Episcopal minister.

Harry's event took place in the 90's and was done by a Baptist church.
However, I wouldn't be surprised if Harry didn't stumble across this blog
and decide he had been there, seen it, and done that.
--
John H

John H. November 27th 07 08:24 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:17:48 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:50:14 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:08 -0500, HK wrote:

Reginald Smithers III wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.
That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a
cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ
in their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch

I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all
the fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But
it doesn't.
What town?
sorry, didn't see your post.

Hehehe. This is funny.

What town, what town, what town?

I told you: a small town in NE Florida.

I believe I mentioned this was in the early 1990 to mid 1990s. I have no
idea whether the same sort of parade is still taking place now, since I
haven't been in that area during the holiday season for many years.

Oh, I get it you want to use your highly refined internet research
skills to see what you can google.

Well, it may not be on google.

Then what? It didn't happen?

What a pair of plonkers the two of you are.
Telephones, Harry. There's bound to be someone down there who remembers
something like men being paraded through town tied to crosses in
celebration of Christmas by a fundamental Baptist sect.

I'd like to know which of the Baptist organizations was doing such a thing.
They are not big on portrayals of Christ on the cross, although the Roman
Catholic church is.

Besides, you said the town 'doesn't' have a newspaper with photos. I assume
you used the present tense because you checked. Well, that's what I want to
do.

I think you're making it all up.

A, I don't believe you think.
B, If by a stretch you do, I don't care what you think.



I don't recall a real newspaper in the town.


Fine, so what is the town? Do you need more information about me to provide
it?

Are personal attacks necessary?



It's not my purpose in life to add to your knowledge base. If you are
that interested, do some research and you'll find the answer. My guess
is that more than one town in North Florida has these religious parades,
though, so you may find a significant number of fundie churches with
live Jesus on a cross floats.

Let me know what you find out. I have some actor friends in NY who were
put out of work temporarily by the Broadway strike. They might
appreciate the gig if it pays scale, and several are Jewish, so that
would lend authenticity to the parades.

(Actually, I could find out the specifics easily, from someone I know
who lives in the town...)


Never mind, Harry. All is now clear.
--
John H

HK November 27th 07 08:26 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:03:10 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:47:21 -0500, John H. wrote:


I think you're making it all up.

Maybe he saw this Christmas parade. Scroll down to the great Bleedin'
Jesus controversy.

http://1episcopalvoice.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html

She hit it right on the head.

Some people just don't get it.



That pastor probably moved to Central Florida from North Florida.

I don't have the slightest problem with folks celebrating their
religious holidays publicly, so long as public funds are not involved,
or if proper compensation is paid if the public's facilities are used.

That said, I find it odious for live people to pretend they are Jesus on
a cross, being paraded through the streets. I'm not a big fan of idolatry.

I like fun religious festivals. When I was a kid the biggest summer
festival was always the Feast of the Assumption, which the Catholics
celebrated with a huge carnival in New Haven. Great eats, great fun, and
many spectacular looking Italian gals with beautiful dark hair and
Mediterranean skintones. Everything was yummy. Down here, we hit some of
the Greek festivals. Same reasons.

HK November 27th 07 08:30 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:03:10 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:47:21 -0500, John H. wrote:


I think you're making it all up.

Maybe he saw this Christmas parade. Scroll down to the great Bleedin'
Jesus controversy.

http://1episcopalvoice.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html

Sounds like a one-time event which occurred in 2005 and was put on by an
Episcopal minister.

Harry's event took place in the 90's and was done by a Baptist church.
However, I wouldn't be surprised if Harry didn't stumble across this blog
and decide he had been there, seen it, and done that.



No, John, for the fifth time, it was not DONE by a Baptist church. It
was a Christmas parade. I don't know who the overall sponsor was, but
there were many organizations participating, including a bunch of fundie
churches with live Jesus on a cross floats. Got it? Now, how do I know
they were fundie churches? There isn't hardly anything else out there,
or wasn't when I was a visitor. Even the Presbyterians weren't out there
back then.

HK November 27th 07 08:30 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:17:48 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:50:14 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:33:08 -0500, HK wrote:

Reginald Smithers III wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:51:02 -0500, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

How do I know they were crazed fundies? When I saw the parade, I
asked my hosts, "Who are those nutcases?" and they told me. They
weren't Catholics; they were fundie Baptists.
That is a bit strange Harry.

The figure of Jesus on the cross is more of a Catholic and "high"
Protestant tradition.
Baptists ... "fundie" or not .... don't depict a figure hanging on a
cross, not even in their churches.

Baptists, by tradition, celebrate the life, not the death of Christ
in their rituals.

http://www.teddingtonbaptist.org.uk/tbctour.htm

Eisboch

I had no idea you were a theologian, and empowered to speak for all
the fundie sects. :} If the town I saw the parade in wasn't such a
backwater place, it probably would have a newspaper with photos. But
it doesn't.
What town?
sorry, didn't see your post.
Hehehe. This is funny.

What town, what town, what town?

I told you: a small town in NE Florida.

I believe I mentioned this was in the early 1990 to mid 1990s. I have no
idea whether the same sort of parade is still taking place now, since I
haven't been in that area during the holiday season for many years.

Oh, I get it you want to use your highly refined internet research
skills to see what you can google.

Well, it may not be on google.

Then what? It didn't happen?

What a pair of plonkers the two of you are.
Telephones, Harry. There's bound to be someone down there who remembers
something like men being paraded through town tied to crosses in
celebration of Christmas by a fundamental Baptist sect.

I'd like to know which of the Baptist organizations was doing such a thing.
They are not big on portrayals of Christ on the cross, although the Roman
Catholic church is.

Besides, you said the town 'doesn't' have a newspaper with photos. I assume
you used the present tense because you checked. Well, that's what I want to
do.

I think you're making it all up.
A, I don't believe you think.
B, If by a stretch you do, I don't care what you think.



I don't recall a real newspaper in the town.
Fine, so what is the town? Do you need more information about me to provide
it?

Are personal attacks necessary?


It's not my purpose in life to add to your knowledge base. If you are
that interested, do some research and you'll find the answer. My guess
is that more than one town in North Florida has these religious parades,
though, so you may find a significant number of fundie churches with
live Jesus on a cross floats.

Let me know what you find out. I have some actor friends in NY who were
put out of work temporarily by the Broadway strike. They might
appreciate the gig if it pays scale, and several are Jewish, so that
would lend authenticity to the parades.

(Actually, I could find out the specifics easily, from someone I know
who lives in the town...)


Never mind, Harry. All is now clear.



I doubt it.

JoeSpareBedroom November 27th 07 08:32 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:03:10 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:47:21 -0500, John H. wrote:


I think you're making it all up.
Maybe he saw this Christmas parade. Scroll down to the great Bleedin'
Jesus controversy.

http://1episcopalvoice.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html

She hit it right on the head.

Some people just don't get it.



That pastor probably moved to Central Florida from North Florida.

I don't have the slightest problem with folks celebrating their religious
holidays publicly, so long as public funds are not involved, or if proper
compensation is paid if the public's facilities are used.

That said, I find it odious for live people to pretend they are Jesus on a
cross, being paraded through the streets. I'm not a big fan of idolatry.

I like fun religious festivals. When I was a kid the biggest summer
festival was always the Feast of the Assumption, which the Catholics
celebrated with a huge carnival in New Haven. Great eats, great fun, and
many spectacular looking Italian gals with beautiful dark hair and
Mediterranean skintones. Everything was yummy. Down here, we hit some of
the Greek festivals. Same reasons.



From Firesign Theatre's Powerhouse Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of
the Blinding Light, a hymn:


"Oh Blinding Light,
Oh Light that blinds,
I cannot see.
Look out for me."

Never mind.



[email protected] November 27th 07 08:54 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Nov 27, 12:35 pm, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:03:31 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould





wrote:
On Nov 27, 4:05?am, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:15:45 -0500, HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:37:04 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:


Colored spotlights, inflatable figures, plastic candy canes............the
list is endless! ? ;-)


Neon palm trees and flamingos are very popular here in south Florida.


(not home yet but making good progress)


One of the aspects of Florida I enjoyed the most when I lived there was
the absolute tastelessness on exhibit almost everywhere. I happened to
be in one dipstick Florida town one holiday season and got to see its
annual Christmas parade, in which the various fundie church
congregations ran floats depicting the crucifixion. Yes, they had live
guys up there on the cross. Well, gag me with a spoon.


Harry, I was raised Roman Catholic, have been to many religious festivals
and parades, and have lived all over this country and several different
parts of the world. I've never seen or heard of a live person displayed on
a cross, except at Oberammergau, Germany.


In the past couple weeks you've described two such incidents.


Remarkable.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


In San Miguel de Allende, in Mexico, the Good Friday religious parade
includes a live person dragging a heavy cross through the street of
town. To make the spectacle more realistic, they weave a crown of
thorns for the person portraying Jesus and jam it down on his head
until blood starts running down his face. No mention, however, of
anybody willing to have nails driven through the wrists or have his
shins broken to reenact an actual cruicifixion. Not to say that it
couldn't be done somewhere; people beat themselves with whips and
handle poison snakes in the name of religion, so how hard would it be
to imagine that some zealot gets up on a cross and pretends to be
crucified?


http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/trave.../gasemana.html


Most people probably don't know that the actual cause of death in
crucifixion is usually a form of drowning. With the lower legs broken,
the victim must rely upon arm strength to keep from literally
"sagging"
down the cross. When the body hangs down long enough with arms
stretched overhead, the lungs begin to fill up with fluid. Only by
pulling back to an full upright position can the lungs clear enough to
breath properly. Eventually the arms lose the required strength, and
the victim
drowns in his own fluid.


Not something most people would want to portray, I'd think.


I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.


He must have seen a "Stations of the Cross" parade around Good Friday.
Catholics celebrate Christmas as the birth of Christ, just as do all the
other Christian sects.

Note that the death and crucifixion of Christ are something to be made fun
of by Harry. I find little redeeming quality in his comments or attitude.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Well, you have to remember here, you are dealing with a fundie
liberal, they are among the most intolerant segments of our society.

HK November 27th 07 08:59 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
wrote:
On Nov 27, 12:35 pm, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:03:31 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould





wrote:
On Nov 27, 4:05?am, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:15:45 -0500, HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:37:04 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:
Colored spotlights, inflatable figures, plastic candy canes............the
list is endless! ? ;-)
Neon palm trees and flamingos are very popular here in south Florida.
(not home yet but making good progress)
One of the aspects of Florida I enjoyed the most when I lived there was
the absolute tastelessness on exhibit almost everywhere. I happened to
be in one dipstick Florida town one holiday season and got to see its
annual Christmas parade, in which the various fundie church
congregations ran floats depicting the crucifixion. Yes, they had live
guys up there on the cross. Well, gag me with a spoon.
Harry, I was raised Roman Catholic, have been to many religious festivals
and parades, and have lived all over this country and several different
parts of the world. I've never seen or heard of a live person displayed on
a cross, except at Oberammergau, Germany.
In the past couple weeks you've described two such incidents.
Remarkable.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
In San Miguel de Allende, in Mexico, the Good Friday religious parade
includes a live person dragging a heavy cross through the street of
town. To make the spectacle more realistic, they weave a crown of
thorns for the person portraying Jesus and jam it down on his head
until blood starts running down his face. No mention, however, of
anybody willing to have nails driven through the wrists or have his
shins broken to reenact an actual cruicifixion. Not to say that it
couldn't be done somewhere; people beat themselves with whips and
handle poison snakes in the name of religion, so how hard would it be
to imagine that some zealot gets up on a cross and pretends to be
crucified?
http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/trave.../gasemana.html
Most people probably don't know that the actual cause of death in
crucifixion is usually a form of drowning. With the lower legs broken,
the victim must rely upon arm strength to keep from literally
"sagging"
down the cross. When the body hangs down long enough with arms
stretched overhead, the lungs begin to fill up with fluid. Only by
pulling back to an full upright position can the lungs clear enough to
breath properly. Eventually the arms lose the required strength, and
the victim
drowns in his own fluid.
Not something most people would want to portray, I'd think.
I'm surprised that the Christ on a Cross parades that Harry mentioned
would have occured around Christmas. Don't the Catholics concentrate
more on images of the infant Jesus during this portion of the year
and the crucified Jesus during lent? Maybe he saw a Good Friday or
Easter parade back in FL? There are a lot of Hispanics in Florida
these days, which undoubtedly increases the percentage of practicing
Catholics.

He must have seen a "Stations of the Cross" parade around Good Friday.
Catholics celebrate Christmas as the birth of Christ, just as do all the
other Christian sects.

Note that the death and crucifixion of Christ are something to be made fun
of by Harry. I find little redeeming quality in his comments or attitude.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Well, you have to remember here, you are dealing with a fundie
liberal, they are among the most intolerant segments of our society.



Neither you nor Herring have a clue about this.

JoeSpareBedroom November 27th 07 09:02 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
"HK" wrote in message
...

Note that the death and crucifixion of Christ are something to be made
fun
of by Harry. I find little redeeming quality in his comments or
attitude.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Well, you have to remember here, you are dealing with a fundie
liberal, they are among the most intolerant segments of our society.



Neither you nor Herring have a clue about this.



Remember the newsgroup rule:

"If I ain't seen it, it doesn't exist".

It's related to another rule:

"Without a web link, nothing exists".



HK November 27th 07 09:07 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...

Note that the death and crucifixion of Christ are something to be made
fun
of by Harry. I find little redeeming quality in his comments or
attitude.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
Well, you have to remember here, you are dealing with a fundie
liberal, they are among the most intolerant segments of our society.


Neither you nor Herring have a clue about this.



Remember the newsgroup rule:

"If I ain't seen it, it doesn't exist".

It's related to another rule:

"Without a web link, nothing exists".




Ahh, yes, the "totally dependent upon Google newsgroup researchers."

Hey...it is free, and worthy every penny.

Reginald P. Smithers III November 27th 07 09:30 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
HK wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...

Note that the death and crucifixion of Christ are something to be
made fun
of by Harry. I find little redeeming quality in his comments or
attitude.
--
John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
Well, you have to remember here, you are dealing with a fundie
liberal, they are among the most intolerant segments of our society.

Neither you nor Herring have a clue about this.



Remember the newsgroup rule:

"If I ain't seen it, it doesn't exist".

It's related to another rule:

"Without a web link, nothing exists".



Ahh, yes, the "totally dependent upon Google newsgroup researchers."

Hey...it is free, and worthy every penny.


Harry,
I would doubt a small town would have any info on a small parade, and I
am sure you are correct, but I am curious, what town is it?


Reginald P. Smithers III November 27th 07 09:38 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
HK wrote:


No, John, for the fifth time, it was not DONE by a Baptist church. It
was a Christmas parade. I don't know who the overall sponsor was, but
there were many organizations participating, including a bunch of fundie
churches with live Jesus on a cross floats. Got it? Now, how do I know
they were fundie churches? There isn't hardly anything else out there,
or wasn't when I was a visitor. Even the Presbyterians weren't out there
back then.


That must have been real lucky for you to bump into a Christmas parade
in a tiny little town, without any newspapers, that was actually having
a Christmas parade as you were driving through. The best part is that
this parade was done by fundie's who tied people to the cross to
celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.

You are a very lucky guy. Was this about the same time you ran into
that bungler of a robber with your car?


JoeSpareBedroom November 27th 07 09:42 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
. ..
HK wrote:


No, John, for the fifth time, it was not DONE by a Baptist church. It was
a Christmas parade. I don't know who the overall sponsor was, but there
were many organizations participating, including a bunch of fundie
churches with live Jesus on a cross floats. Got it? Now, how do I know
they were fundie churches? There isn't hardly anything else out there, or
wasn't when I was a visitor. Even the Presbyterians weren't out there
back then.


That must have been real lucky for you to bump into a Christmas parade in
a tiny little town, without any newspapers, that was actually having a
Christmas parade as you were driving through. The best part is that this
parade was done by fundie's who tied people to the cross to celebrate the
birth of Jesus Christ.



Why are you pretending you didn't see this?
http://1episcopalvoice.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html



[email protected] November 27th 07 09:45 PM

Getting in the spirit ...
 
On Nov 27, 4:38 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:
HK wrote:

No, John, for the fifth time, it was not DONE by a Baptist church. It
was a Christmas parade. I don't know who the overall sponsor was, but
there were many organizations participating, including a bunch of fundie
churches with live Jesus on a cross floats. Got it? Now, how do I know
they were fundie churches? There isn't hardly anything else out there,
or wasn't when I was a visitor. Even the Presbyterians weren't out there
back then.


That must have been real lucky for you to bump into a Christmas parade
in a tiny little town, without any newspapers, that was actually having
a Christmas parade as you were driving through. The best part is that
this parade was done by fundie's who tied people to the cross to
celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.

You are a very lucky guy. Was this about the same time you ran into
that bungler of a robber with your car?


Hey, are you trying to Lobsta' boat the guy during a political season?
Shame on you.



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