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Eisboch November 10th 07 09:54 PM

Speaking of pickin'...
 

"D.Duck" wrote in message
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vi-olin
mand-olin

get it?


Lan-olin?


a.. cipolin
b.. colin
c.. conchiolin
d.. etiolin
e.. francolin
f.. kaolin
g.. lanolin
h.. luteolin
i.. mandolin
j.. pangolin
k.. parvolin
l.. percolin
m.. phaseolin
n.. picolin
o.. quinolin
p.. sassolin
q.. trampolin
r.. tropaeolin
s.. violin

Eisboch



Vic Smith November 10th 07 10:47 PM

Speaking of pickin'...
 
On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:21:07 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=icMTVV5Lwaw


Saw a PBS show of Rhonda Vincent and the Rage a couple days ago.
A St Louis concert.
Best Bluegrass I've heard in years, though it might have been I was in
the right mood. Their "Orange Blossom Special" was absolutely
kick-ass.

--Vic

Vic Smith November 11th 07 12:30 AM

Speaking of pickin'...
 
On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:19:30 -0500, Gene Kearns
wrote:


We are through now.


Wait, Gene. I played the clarinet. My sister played the accordion.
Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor.
Just wanted to be clear about that for anybody interested.

--Vic

Short Wave Sportfishing November 11th 07 12:41 AM

Speaking of pickin'...
 
On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:30:02 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

My sister played the accordion.


Your sister is Weird Al Yankovic?

Kewl...

Short Wave Sportfishing November 11th 07 12:46 AM

Speaking of pickin'...
 
On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:43:29 -0500, Gene Kearns
wrote:

On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:30:02 -0600, Vic Smith penned the following
well considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:19:30 -0500, Gene Kearns
wrote:


We are through now.


Wait, Gene. I played the clarinet. My sister played the accordion.
Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor.
Just wanted to be clear about that for anybody interested.

--Vic


Uh.... I thought....:

Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets no rest

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

She's playing all night
And the music's all tight
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night


You uppity women I dont understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
Youd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Thats what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning youre out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your maiden form for lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman thats ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin him that hes wrong.
Eve said to adam, heres an apple you horse
And delilah defoliated samsons moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Thats what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you cant love a male chauvinist
Youd better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Thats what I to my baby said,
Womens liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Vic Smith November 11th 07 12:50 AM

Speaking of pickin'...
 
On Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:41:47 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:30:02 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

My sister played the accordion.


Your sister is Weird Al Yankovic?

I still find it hard to believe Al is a California product.
Some of my old neighborhoods, yeah, but California?

--Vic

Vic Smith November 11th 07 12:51 AM

Speaking of pickin'...
 
On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:43:29 -0500, Gene Kearns
wrote:

On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:30:02 -0600, Vic Smith penned the following
well considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:19:30 -0500, Gene Kearns
wrote:


We are through now.


Wait, Gene. I played the clarinet. My sister played the accordion.
Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor.
Just wanted to be clear about that for anybody interested.

--Vic


Uh.... I thought....:

Mama's got a squeeze box


hehehe....you said squeeze box.....hehehe

[email protected] November 11th 07 12:53 AM

Speaking of pickin'...
 
On Nov 10, 7:43 pm, Gene Kearns
wrote:
On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:30:02 -0600, Vic Smith penned the following
well considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:19:30 -0500, Gene Kearns
wrote:


We are through now.


Wait, Gene. I played the clarinet. My sister played the accordion.
Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor.
Just wanted to be clear about that for anybody interested.


--Vic


Uh.... I thought....:

Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets no rest

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

She's playing all night
And the music's all tight
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

--

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepagehttp://pamandgene.idleplay.net/

Rec.boats at Lee Yeaton's Bayguidehttp://www.thebayguide.com/rec.boats

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When I was a kid I thought that was somehow a dirty song.. snicker..



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