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Just talked to number 2 son, who lives in Oz.
His fiance took him fishing for his BD. Besides them there were about a dozen young guys who comprised a "bachelor party." Weird. Here a bachelor party means strippers and drinking booze. Anyway, outside of Sidney Harbor the boat is rolling 40 degrees to port, then starboard, then port. They get to the skipper's spot and as soon as my son's bait hits the water to hooks a 5 lb something or other. He horses it up on deck, the mate takes it off, and he notices his fiance is puking her guts out. He consoles her, and notices the dozen bachelor party guys are all puking, and none even got a line in the water. Shortly one of them comes over and asks him if it ok with him if they go back. He's getting green himself, so he says sure, and back they go. Some fishing trip, eh? --Vic |
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Vic Smith wrote:
Just talked to number 2 son, who lives in Oz. His fiance took him fishing for his BD. Besides them there were about a dozen young guys who comprised a "bachelor party." Weird. Here a bachelor party means strippers and drinking booze. Anyway, outside of Sidney Harbor the boat is rolling 40 degrees to port, then starboard, then port. They get to the skipper's spot and as soon as my son's bait hits the water to hooks a 5 lb something or other. He horses it up on deck, the mate takes it off, and he notices his fiance is puking her guts out. He consoles her, and notices the dozen bachelor party guys are all puking, and none even got a line in the water. Shortly one of them comes over and asks him if it ok with him if they go back. He's getting green himself, so he says sure, and back they go. Some fishing trip, eh? --Vic The least they could have done was puke over the side to make a nice chum line. Just before we moved north from Jax and after I had gotten my boat shipped north, I went out for a last fishing trip on one of Captain George's famous charters out of Mayport. Damn nice charter boat, new at the time. Anyway, we had a bunch of heavy drinkers with us. They were dropping shots of schnapps into cups of beer. Lots of schnapps, lots of beer. They were all out of it before we got five miles offshore, and we were going out 40 miles. The boat was rolling a little, the diesel fumes were a bit heavy, and it only took a short while before almost all of them were puking over the rails. By the time we got to where we were going, there were only four fishermen...me, Captain George himself, one of his mates, and the date of one of the drunks. We didn't turn back, though there were requests. |
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On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:22:33 -0500, HK wrote:
By the time we got to where we were going, there were only four fishermen...me, Captain George himself, one of his mates, and the date of one of the drunks. We didn't turn back, though there were requests. So how was the fishing? I always had decent fishing chartering out of Ft Meyers Beach, but it was a long run out. Haven't done it in years, though. --Vic |
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Vic Smith wrote:
On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:22:33 -0500, HK wrote: By the time we got to where we were going, there were only four fishermen...me, Captain George himself, one of his mates, and the date of one of the drunks. We didn't turn back, though there were requests. So how was the fishing? I always had decent fishing chartering out of Ft Meyers Beach, but it was a long run out. Haven't done it in years, though. --Vic Pretty good. Cap'n George almost always finds the fish. |
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"Vic Smith" wrote in message
... Just talked to number 2 son, who lives in Oz. His fiance took him fishing for his BD. Besides them there were about a dozen young guys who comprised a "bachelor party." Weird. Here a bachelor party means strippers and drinking booze. Anyway, outside of Sidney Harbor the boat is rolling 40 degrees to port, then starboard, then port. They get to the skipper's spot and as soon as my son's bait hits the water to hooks a 5 lb something or other. He horses it up on deck, the mate takes it off, and he notices his fiance is puking her guts out. He consoles her, and notices the dozen bachelor party guys are all puking, and none even got a line in the water. Bachelor parties in Aus never have a fiancee present, particularly if there is a stripper! Yes wierd. Shortly one of them comes over and asks him if it ok with him if they go back. He's getting green himself, so he says sure, and back they go. Some fishing trip, eh? Doug Australia |
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