"Tim" wrote in message
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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

Uh oh. Can you cook?

Deffinately. I do most of the cooking at our house anyhow.

After being married 19 yrs, no one in my family has died from it yet,
so evidenty it works.

?:


A former neighbor of mine couldn't boil potatoes without somehow destroying
the entire top of the stove, the adjacent wall, and sometimes even boiling
away all the water and burning the spuds and the pot. The Mrs gave him his
pink slip last year. :-)