Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:00:56 -0500, John H.
wrote:

Which do you think is more 'imaginary', Reggie's family, or your lobsta
boat?

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.

My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:00:41 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.

My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

Only long time inhabitants of wretched.boats understand the
importantance of details like that. Ordinary Hatt seats and LTs are
just not hairy enough.

Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:00:41 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.
My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

Only long time inhabitants of wretched.boats understand the
importantance of details like that. Ordinary Hatt seats and LTs are
just not hairy enough.



I see you are leading by example again by helping to spread Reggie's
manure. I certainly hope that you aren't going to lecture anyone else
here anymore.

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:03:24 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:00:41 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.

My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

Only long time inhabitants of wretched.boats understand the
importantance of details like that. Ordinary Hatt seats and LTs are
just not hairy enough.

Hairy enough?

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Actually, my Hatteras, a 65 footer, has three 1200 hp supercharged MAN
diesels and can do sixty MPH at cruise.

Corinthian leather is for pansies. Mine has alligator skin
upholstery.

On Sep 17, 9:17 pm, Tom Francis wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:03:24 -0400, Wayne.B

wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:00:41 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.

My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

Only long time inhabitants of wretched.boats understand the
importantance of details like that. Ordinary Hatt seats and LTs are
just not hairy enough.

Hairy enough?

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Actually, my Hatteras, a 65 footer, has three 1200 hp supercharged MAN
diesels and can do sixty MPH at cruise.

Corinthian leather is for pansies. Mine has alligator skin
upholstery.

Alligator skin is for showoffs! My seats, like the boat, are made of
wood... with splinters, and rusty nails

On Sep 17, 12:13?pm, wrote:
On Sep 16, 10:26 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"

wrote:
The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.

Oh Reggie, you silly fop. You forgot to bring along your imaginary
mistress. Thats what puts the cuddy in your cabin.

My imaginary mistress has a transom that's high and tight and a narrow
beam. She looks great with all her canvas off, and a graceful but
pronounced flare in the bow draws admiring glances from fellow
mariners. (She can be a lot of fun in head seas).

Now, I'm talking about a boat- of course :-)

Chuck Gould wrote:


My imaginary mistress has a transom that's high and tight and a narrow
beam. She looks great with all her canvas off, and a graceful but
pronounced flare in the bow draws admiring glances from fellow
mariners. (She can be a lot of fun in head seas).

Now, I'm talking about a boat- of course :-)


I have forwarded this to your wife.

I am not sure of your imaginary mistress, but you do have a nice looking
boat. The only problem I can see with it, is when you have a nice boat,
you do have a tendency to use it. Now imaginary boats allow you to talk
about boats, and still post 24/7 in rec.boats.

On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:50:18 -0000,
wrote:

On Sep 17, 9:17 pm, Tom Francis wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:03:24 -0400, Wayne.B

wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:00:41 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.

My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

Only long time inhabitants of wretched.boats understand the
importantance of details like that. Ordinary Hatt seats and LTs are
just not hairy enough.

Hairy enough?

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Actually, my Hatteras, a 65 footer, has three 1200 hp supercharged MAN
diesels and can do sixty MPH at cruise.

Corinthian leather is for pansies. Mine has alligator skin
upholstery.

Alligator skin is for showoffs! My seats, like the boat, are made of
wood... with splinters, and rusty nails

Ah - you must own a Lobsta boat. :)

On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:20:38 -0700, Chuck Gould
wrote:

On Sep 17, 12:13?pm, wrote:
On Sep 16, 10:26 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"

wrote:
The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.

Oh Reggie, you silly fop. You forgot to bring along your imaginary
mistress. Thats what puts the cuddy in your cabin.

My imaginary mistress has a transom that's high and tight and a narrow
beam. She looks great with all her canvas off, and a graceful but
pronounced flare in the bow draws admiring glances from fellow
mariners. (She can be a lot of fun in head seas).

Um...er...ah...

Now, I'm talking about a boat- of course :-)

Of course you are. :)

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:08:59 -0400, HK wrote:

Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:00:41 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.
My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

Only long time inhabitants of wretched.boats understand the
importantance of details like that. Ordinary Hatt seats and LTs are
just not hairy enough.



I see you are leading by example again by helping to spread Reggie's
manure. I certainly hope that you aren't going to lecture anyone else
here anymore.

Since when is a discussion of Hatteras boats and leather seats and transoms
a spreading of manure? Shame on you!