The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.

On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:26:47 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the lake.

To quote Elwood P. Dowd, ""Oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. Well for
years I was smart and I recommend pleasant."

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa.

"The Covenant"? Good book. Have you read "The Source" yet?

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.

ROTFL!!

Beat me to it...

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

"The Covenant"? Good book. Have you read "The Source" yet?

I have read Hawaii, Mexico, Caribbean and maybe some others, who knows.

I always have to spend a few weeks after reading Michener researching
the characters trying to figure out who is real and who are composites.

My wife hates Michener because as soon as she gets into a character
and/or plot he moves onto the next one.

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:49:56 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

"The Covenant"? Good book. Have you read "The Source" yet?

I have read Hawaii, Mexico, Caribbean and maybe some others, who knows.

I always have to spend a few weeks after reading Michener researching
the characters trying to figure out who is real and who are composites.

My wife hates Michener because as soon as she gets into a character
and/or plot he moves onto the next one.

I don't like everything he's done - he sometimes gets a little carried
away with the historical research and the plot/characters get buried
in minutia.

"The Covenant" is pretty good though.

On Sep 16, 10:26 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:
The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.

Somehow I see you sitting there snarling, eyebrows perched, nostrils
flared... well, maybe not flared But it seems these guys have gotten
to you to the point where you are sitting here slapping at the sock
puppets after what sounds like a great day, don't let these guys bum
you out man

On Sep 16, 10:26 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:
The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.

Oh Reggie, you silly fop. You forgot to bring along your imaginary
mistress. Thats what puts the cuddy in your cabin.

wrote:


Oh Reggie, you silly fop. You forgot to bring along your imaginary
mistress. Thats what puts the cuddy in your cabin.


Next time I am bring my very young, very beautiful imaginary mistress.

Thanks for helping me to remember.

On Sep 17, 12:13?pm, wrote:
On Sep 16, 10:26 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"

wrote:
The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.

Oh Reggie, you silly fop. You forgot to bring along your imaginary
mistress. Thats what puts the cuddy in your cabin.

My imaginary mistress has a transom that's high and tight and a narrow
beam. She looks great with all her canvas off, and a graceful but
pronounced flare in the bow draws admiring glances from fellow
mariners. (She can be a lot of fun in head seas).

Now, I'm talking about a boat- of course :-)

Chuck Gould wrote:


My imaginary mistress has a transom that's high and tight and a narrow
beam. She looks great with all her canvas off, and a graceful but
pronounced flare in the bow draws admiring glances from fellow
mariners. (She can be a lot of fun in head seas).

Now, I'm talking about a boat- of course :-)


I have forwarded this to your wife.

I am not sure of your imaginary mistress, but you do have a nice looking
boat. The only problem I can see with it, is when you have a nice boat,
you do have a tendency to use it. Now imaginary boats allow you to talk
about boats, and still post 24/7 in rec.boats.

On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:28:31 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

imaginary boats allow you to talk
about boats, and still post 24/7 in rec.boats.

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My boat is quite real and I can still do that. :-)

Isn't technology amazing?