On Sep 16, 10:26 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:
The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.

Somehow I see you sitting there snarling, eyebrows perched, nostrils
flared... well, maybe not flared But it seems these guys have gotten
to you to the point where you are sitting here slapping at the sock
puppets after what sounds like a great day, don't let these guys bum
you out man