JimH wrote:
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On Sep 16, 10:26 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:
The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the
lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.
Somehow I see you sitting there snarling, eyebrows perched, nostrils
flared... well, maybe not flared But it seems these guys have gotten
to you to the point where you are sitting here slapping at the sock
puppets after what sounds like a great day.....


Poor Reggie finally had a dream about boating with his family and wakes up
in an angry mood. Go figure.




No, no, no, silly. He had a dream about boating with his *imaginary*
family. The part of the dream about his imaginary daughter and her
imaginary studs would interest a student of Freud had it involved a real
person. But, as we know, Reggie Returdo is not a real person, nor is he
based upon one.

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:43:30 -0400, HK wrote:

JimH wrote:
wrote in message
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On Sep 16, 10:26 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:
The imaginary wife and two of my fictitious kids spent the day on the
lake.

My main objective was to relax and try to finish up Michener's book on
South Africa. I did not succeed. The kids kept messing with me, so I
finally got into the water.

My daughter went trolling for studs at the marina. I finally got out
the boat hook and chased the horny dogs off.

Life with an imaginary boat is mega cool and from what I have read in
rec.boats, much cheaper than the real thing.
Somehow I see you sitting there snarling, eyebrows perched, nostrils
flared... well, maybe not flared But it seems these guys have gotten
to you to the point where you are sitting here slapping at the sock
puppets after what sounds like a great day.....


Poor Reggie finally had a dream about boating with his family and wakes up
in an angry mood. Go figure.




No, no, no, silly. He had a dream about boating with his *imaginary*
family. The part of the dream about his imaginary daughter and her
imaginary studs would interest a student of Freud had it involved a real
person. But, as we know, Reggie Returdo is not a real person, nor is he
based upon one.

That word, imaginary, has got you going, Harry!

Which do you think is more 'imaginary', Reggie's family, or your lobsta
boat?

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:00:56 -0500, John H.
wrote:

Which do you think is more 'imaginary', Reggie's family, or your lobsta
boat?

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.

Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:00:56 -0500, John H.
wrote:

Which do you think is more 'imaginary', Reggie's family, or your lobsta
boat?

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.

My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:00:41 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.

My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

Only long time inhabitants of wretched.boats understand the
importantance of details like that. Ordinary Hatt seats and LTs are
just not hairy enough.

Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:00:41 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.
My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

Only long time inhabitants of wretched.boats understand the
importantance of details like that. Ordinary Hatt seats and LTs are
just not hairy enough.



I see you are leading by example again by helping to spread Reggie's
manure. I certainly hope that you aren't going to lecture anyone else
here anymore.

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:03:24 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:00:41 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

If I were going to get an imaginary boat it would be a Hatteras. You
just can't beat a nice high transom (HT) Hatt.

My 51' Hatt has Corinthian Leather Seats, and a very high transom.

Only long time inhabitants of wretched.boats understand the
importantance of details like that. Ordinary Hatt seats and LTs are
just not hairy enough.

Hairy enough?

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Actually, my Hatteras, a 65 footer, has three 1200 hp supercharged MAN
diesels and can do sixty MPH at cruise.

Corinthian leather is for pansies. Mine has alligator skin
upholstery.