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Small craft warnings or rain
On Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:02:31 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote: "John H." wrote in message .. . On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:33:46 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote: "JimH" ask wrote in message .. . That is what it has been most of this month. We have not been out on the boat since July 31st. We already set a record for rainfall for the month of August and still have 9 days to go. The Lake is chunred up and full of logs and large branches coming off swollen rivers making it unsafe for boaters. Maybe it will be better by the end of the week. Here, my boating time is being stolen by windows that need painting, preparing for roof installation, putting up fencing to keep the friggin' deer away from the vegetables, getting kid off to college, tree trimming, band practice. This is ridiculous. The boat's growing mold. Maybe a little less political bickering would provide some boating time? Replace the windows with the plastic framed variety, let the deer eat what they want and buy your veggies at the local farmer's market, wave goodbye to the kid, who should be able to do his own packing, let the trees grow, and go boating. Easy! -- John H Go **** yourself, diaper boy. Since you're so nasty, you might relate to this: A very loud, mean-acting, ugly guy walked into Wal-Mart with his two kids, yelling obscenities and calling them names all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly guy stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just a stupid sack of ****?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Sir," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart". -- John H |
Small craft warnings or rain
On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:34:32 -0500, John H. wrote:
On Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:02:31 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote: "John H." wrote in message . .. On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:33:46 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote: "JimH" ask wrote in message . .. That is what it has been most of this month. We have not been out on the boat since July 31st. We already set a record for rainfall for the month of August and still have 9 days to go. The Lake is chunred up and full of logs and large branches coming off swollen rivers making it unsafe for boaters. Maybe it will be better by the end of the week. Here, my boating time is being stolen by windows that need painting, preparing for roof installation, putting up fencing to keep the friggin' deer away from the vegetables, getting kid off to college, tree trimming, band practice. This is ridiculous. The boat's growing mold. Maybe a little less political bickering would provide some boating time? Replace the windows with the plastic framed variety, let the deer eat what they want and buy your veggies at the local farmer's market, wave goodbye to the kid, who should be able to do his own packing, let the trees grow, and go boating. Easy! -- John H Go **** yourself, diaper boy. Since you're so nasty, you might relate to this: A very loud, mean-acting, ugly guy walked into Wal-Mart with his two kids, yelling obscenities and calling them names all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly guy stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just a stupid sack of ****?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Sir," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart". Wait a minute...you've only got *one* kid, right? -- John H |
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