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On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:05:27 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote: Amazing wasn't it? Like I said, I wouldn't be bragging on my "madd rezque skillzz" if I were the Captain. I'm glad Harry posted that. I needed something to **** me off today just to get motivated. I'm overdue for my chemo treatment and I'm just not motivated. :) Hot summer here. Sure looks like Al Gore has it spot on. --Vic |
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![]() "Vic Smith" wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:05:53 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:13:46 -0400, HK wrote: http://s52.photobucket.com/albums/g3...heFastCast.flv Can you count the number of things he did wrong in that "rescue"? Not to mention how the situation developed? I'm got up to eleven when I quit counting. I wouldn't be broadcasting my stupidity that's for sure. Dumbass. My favorite was when he powered up again with the groggy rescuee sitting on the transom. These guys weren't too sharp. Wonder what shape the beer cooler was in. --Vic I would not call the person rescued groggy........just a dumbass like the captain was. Who in their right mind sits on the transom gunwale after just falling in? Who in their right mind guns the boat while a person in sitting on the gunwale? A couple of idiots. |
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On Aug 1, 10:24 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote: On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:54:16 -0000, wrote: On Aug 1, 9:38 am, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: True, but the Captain is still a dumbass and shouldn't be bragging about his clearly inferior "rescue" skill.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Is the captain required to file any kind of incident reprot with the athourities? Yes - it was an overboard and the appropriate MAYDAY/Overboard broadcast call should have been made with course and bearing - in particular because he did not know the overboard situation existed until well after the incident occured. At that point, he should have initiated his rescue turn (pick the technique - Williamson, Anderson, Scharnow or Quick although Quick in this instance wouldn't be the best) and begun the search. Once the incident was closed, it would have been investigated by the appropriate maritime agency. So, assuming they did not report this, have they broken any laws? Could there be criminal charges or just citations and such? |
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oups.com... On Aug 1, 10:24 am, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:54:16 -0000, wrote: On Aug 1, 9:38 am, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: True, but the Captain is still a dumbass and shouldn't be bragging about his clearly inferior "rescue" skill.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Is the captain required to file any kind of incident reprot with the athourities? Yes - it was an overboard and the appropriate MAYDAY/Overboard broadcast call should have been made with course and bearing - in particular because he did not know the overboard situation existed until well after the incident occured. At that point, he should have initiated his rescue turn (pick the technique - Williamson, Anderson, Scharnow or Quick although Quick in this instance wouldn't be the best) and begun the search. Once the incident was closed, it would have been investigated by the appropriate maritime agency. So, assuming they did not report this, have they broken any laws? Could there be criminal charges or just citations and such? Probably some such. Maybe a lot. |
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On Aug 1, 1:04 pm, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
So, assuming they did not report this, have they broken any laws? Could there be criminal charges or just citations and such? Probably some such. Maybe a lot.- - - Show quoted text - That is only if the CG can board their ship ![]() they Joe? Ol' Buddy? |
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:51:01 -0400, HK wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... An Offshore Fishing Rescue Sorry, but without an overly dramatized magazine cover story illustration, done in garish colors, this story leaves me unimpressed. The illustration should include all the usual outdoorsy stuff, like a heroic dog, lacerated arms, torn shirts, etc., so the net effect is Norman Rockwell on acid. Maybe someone here can "Chuck it up," with purple prose and the requisite nods to corporate sponsors. cheap -- John H |
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On Aug 1, 5:51?am, HK wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... An Offshore Fishing Rescue Sorry, but without an overly dramatized magazine cover story illustration, done in garish colors, this story leaves me unimpressed. The illustration should include all the usual outdoorsy stuff, like a heroic dog, lacerated arms, torn shirts, etc., so the net effect is Norman Rockwell on acid. Maybe someone here can "Chuck it up," with purple prose and the requisite nods to corporate sponsors. Screw you, Harry. I think the tale would be better off "Kraused". In that version, the MOB is somehow mysterously rescued by the shoreboat launched from a mythical Hatteras -an imaginary lobster boat. The victim has technically expired, but the skipper of the lobster boat is married to a highly skilled physician (much younger and far sexier than most women to whom guys his age are married) and she happens to be aboard.. In the best seafaring tradition of his fabled father, (who soloed across the Atlantic in a little dinghy powered by a Seagull outboard and arrived to a hero's reception at the New York City Yacht Club), the brave skipper plows fearlessly through the six-inch "bathing suit weather" waves while his wife works her medical magic on the victim. The MOB revives, and as soon as he is able to see clearly he exclaims "Harry? Harry Krause? Remember me? We were classmates with GWB at Yale! Skull and Bones, Dude, Skull and Bones!" Yeah, when it comes to credibility, Harry, you're in a class of your own. When I have to resort to lying to try to make my life or some story sound interesting, I'll choose not to write instead. You might consider experimenting with the same standard, I think it would serve you well. |
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Chuck Gould wrote:
On Aug 1, 5:51?am, HK wrote: JoeSpareBedroom wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... An Offshore Fishing Rescue Sorry, but without an overly dramatized magazine cover story illustration, done in garish colors, this story leaves me unimpressed. The illustration should include all the usual outdoorsy stuff, like a heroic dog, lacerated arms, torn shirts, etc., so the net effect is Norman Rockwell on acid. Maybe someone here can "Chuck it up," with purple prose and the requisite nods to corporate sponsors. Screw you, Harry. I think the tale would be better off "Kraused". In that version, the MOB is somehow mysterously rescued by the shoreboat launched from a mythical Hatteras -an imaginary lobster boat. The victim has technically expired, but the skipper of the lobster boat is married to a highly skilled physician (much younger and far sexier than most women to whom guys his age are married) and she happens to be aboard.. In the best seafaring tradition of his fabled father, (who soloed across the Atlantic in a little dinghy powered by a Seagull outboard and arrived to a hero's reception at the New York City Yacht Club), the brave skipper plows fearlessly through the six-i Poor old Chuck. He's so vain, he thought that post was about him... |
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